Corrupt The Wish

[Ask For More]

Granted. Today, tomorrow, the day after... coz you've been fired for spending time on Lit while at work.


I wish I owned a real diamond that was as big as my fist.

Granted, but your materialism results in you wanting a diamond as big as your head

I wish I could go to sleep whenever I wanted to

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Granted, but your materialism results in you wanting a diamond as big as your head

I wish I could go to sleep whenever I wanted to

Granted, but of course, you have no control over when you wake up. So at times you wake up right after going to sleep and then other times you fall asleep for endless amounts of time.

I wish I could have all the beer I wanted.....the good stuff too.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, but of course, you have no control over when you wake up. So at times you wake up right after going to sleep and then other times you fall asleep for endless amounts of time.

I wish I could have all the beer I wanted.....the good stuff too.

Granted! Your favorite beer company even sets up a brewery in your backyard and gives you free access to it- but, a guy named Vinny swims naked around in the tanks...

I wish I could meet a few folks from Lit.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Granted! Your favorite beer company even sets up a brewery in your backyard and gives you free access to it- but, a guy named Vinny swims naked around in the tanks...

I wish I could meet a few folks from Lit.

Granted but it's all the trolls. And the only way to get rid of them is to show them tits, so they get the fuck out.

I wish that there were no stupid drivers in the world.

 

[subdued_passion]

Granted but it's all the trolls. And the only way to get rid of them is to show them tits, so they get the fuck out.

I wish that there were no stupid drivers in the world.

Granted. As a result of your wish the traffic situation is resolved as well as there is no more motor transportation.

I wish I could teleport at will.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. As a result of your wish the traffic situation is resolved as well as there is no more motor transportation.

I wish I could teleport at will.

Granted, but you startle the shit out of Will and he falls over dead. Poor Will.

I wish I was more patient.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted, but you startle the shit out of Will and he falls over dead. Poor Will.

I wish I was more patient.

Granted but now you will have to sit and listen to people tell you all their problems

I wish I had more confidence

 

[Indienne]

Granted but now you will have to sit and listen to people tell you all their problems

I wish I had more confidence

Granted, but now you're an arrogant dickhead and no one likes you.

I wish I could take a holiday.

 

[MysteriousMike]

Granted, but now you're an arrogant dickhead and no one likes you.

I wish I could take a holiday.

Granted but you are sent on holiday to north Korea

I wish I was better looking

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted but you are sent on holiday to north Korea

I wish I was better looking

Granted but all you want to do now is stare at yourself in the mirror

I wish I had better people skills

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Granted but all you want to do now is stare at yourself in the mirror

I wish I had better people skills

Granted, but your skills are so phenomenal that you become an overnight sensation....hounded relentlessly by fans and the media alike. Plus side though, you can tell the people to eat shit and die, yet they'll still love ya to bits.

I wish that money was no longer a problem.