Corrupt The Wish

[MTPersson]

So how this game works is that Person A wishes for something. Person B then comes along and grants that wish, but corrupts it in some way in a mean and funny way before making their own wish, and the game goes on.

The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

Me:
I wish I had a boyfriend.

Next Poster:
Granted. However, he's a merman and has no genitals, so you can't have sex with him.

I'll start:
I wish I had an infinite wardrobe of clothes.

 

[dutchrain]

So how this game works is that Person A wishes for something. Person B then comes along and grants that wish, but corrupts it in some way in a mean and funny way before making their own wish, and the game goes on.

The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

Me:
I wish I had a boyfriend.

Next Poster:
Granted. However, he's a merman and has no genitals, so you can't have sex with him.

I'll start:
I wish I had an infinite wardrobe of clothes.

Granted, but you will have to gain about ten kilos before they fit you.

I wish someone would invite to a nice meal in nice restaurant.

 

[Goldminingsux]

So how this game works is that Person A wishes for something. Person B then comes along and grants that wish, but corrupts it in some way in a mean and funny way before making their own wish, and the game goes on.

The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

Me:
I wish I had a boyfriend.

Next Poster:
Granted. However, he's a merman and has no genitals, so you can't have sex with him.

I'll start:
I wish I had an infinite wardrobe of clothes.

Granted. However they're all toddlers clothes

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Your wish is granted, my dear. You now have an infinitely large wardrobe....
consisting entirely of shapeless black burkahs.

I wish this damned written project was finished.

So how this game works is that Person A wishes for something. Person B then comes along and grants that wish, but corrupts it in some way in a mean and funny way before making their own wish, and the game goes on.

The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

Me:
I wish I had a boyfriend.

Next Poster:
Granted. However, he's a merman and has no genitals, so you can't have sex with him.

I'll start:
I wish I had an infinite wardrobe of clothes.

 

[Goldminingsux]

Granted, but you will have to gain about ten kilos before they fit you.

I wish someone would invite to a nice meal in nice restaurant.

Granted. However your meal is in the kitchen after you've done the dishes

 

[MTPersson]

I wish someone would invite to a nice meal in nice restaurant.

Granted. Shame all of the kitchen staff have noro-virus.

I wish this damned written project was finished.

Magic Poof. Done. It's an F though.


I wish for the motivation to work out tomorrow.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Magic Poof. Done. It's an F though.


I wish for the motivation to work out tomorrow.

(Its not a school project, but...)

You go to the gym, begin exercising vigorously, and sprain your ankle.

I wish my body worked the way it did when I was your age.

 

[MTPersson]

(Its not a school project, but...)

You go to the gym, begin exercising vigorously, and sprain your ankle.

I wish my body worked the way it did when I was your age.

Bang. Raging hormones and acne for you.

I wish for my dream job.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Bam wish granted. You go to work only to find your worst enemy is your boss and they don't believe in casual Fridays.

I wish I had ten million dollars.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Bam wish granted. You go to work only to find your worst enemy is your boss and they don't believe in casual Fridays.

I wish I had ten million dollars.

You have ten million dollars, but owe 20 million for patent infringement.

I wish I was noticed more.

 

[MTPersson]

Oh, hi there! Is that a wart on your nose?

I wish I could get sexual fulfilment when I wanted it.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Bang. Raging hormones and acne for you.

I wish for my dream job.

This one is hard to do w/out knowing anything about your career aspirations.
I visited your links, but I found few hints. Unless those pics in your tumbler account mean you are a model?

Never mind. Too much thinking on this game.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Oh, hi there! Is that a wart on your nose?

I wish I could get sexual fulfilment when I wanted it.

You do, but you lose one year of your life each time you get it.

I wish I was famous.

 

[Ask For More]

You do, but you lose one year of your life each time you get it.

I wish I was famous.

You're famous for being the ugliest person in the world.


I wish I could travel through space

 

[MTPersson]

Poof. Everyone knows your name ... However they know you as the killer of seventeen prostitutes and a death row criminal.

I wish I was exactly one inch taller.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Poof. Everyone knows your name ... However they know you as the killer of seventeen prostitutes and a death row criminal.

I wish I was exactly one inch taller.

Granted, but one leg is exactly one inch shorter than the other.

I wish I had better muscle definition.

 

[Aquagal]

Granted, but one leg is exactly one inch shorter than the other.

I wish I had better muscle definition.

Granted. But the 'roids make your nuts shrink.

I wish I was at the beach today.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted. But the 'roids make your nuts shrink.

I wish I was at the beach today.

Granted, but you're a pilot whale that people are trying to push back in the water.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Ask For More]

Granted, but you're a pilot whale that people are trying to push back in the water.

I wish I could sing.

You can sing, but when you do it attracts bats and rats

I wish I could fly

 

[C5MiGuy]

You can sing, but when you do it attracts bats and rats

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you are turned into a duck, just moments before being divebombed by a peregrine falcon.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, but you are turned into a duck, just moments before being divebombed by a peregrine falcon.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted!
But each comes true for only 24 hours

I wish I had the perfect lover

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted!
But each comes true for only 24 hours

I wish I had the perfect lover

Granted, and you immediately vanish from existence as there is no such thing.

I wish I could get a first date.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, and you immediately vanish from existence as there is no such thing.

I wish I could get a first date.

Granted--
but as you finish dinner and marvel at how similar the two of you are you realize--she's you cousin.

I wish I had the body of a hot 20 year old

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted--
but as you finish dinner and marvel at how similar the two of you are you realize--she's you cousin.

I wish I had the body of a hot 20 year old

Granted. But it is a 20 year old hippo in the Okavango Delta

I wish I could read women better.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted. But it is a 20 year old hippo in the Okavango Delta

I wish I could read women better.

Granted
You now understand women perfectly--because you are one

I wish I could be in 2 places at the same time