Corrupt a wish.

I wish I didn't have nightmares anymore.

(Ding)

As of this instant, your nights having nightmares are over.

But, in their place, you now have daymares, crazy dreamlike episodes of female horses engaged in lesbian horsey sex. It isn't that their sex is bad. It is the stallion over on the side holding his massive stallion schlong and jerking off that gets to you.
 
OMG...
I about fell over laughing at the pictures of the puppies... that is too funny... but Border you didn't post a wish for me to corrupt!!!
 
OMG...
I about fell over laughing at the pictures of the puppies... that is too funny... but Border you didn't post a wish for me to corrupt!!!

agreed Melody, i love dogs but now i'm a little confused if they are cleaning tools or pets....hmmmmmmm

and how shall we corrupt without any wishes?
 
i'll crank it back up!

i wish someone would tie me up and take advantage of me (too easy i know)
 
i'll crank it back up!

i wish someone would tie me up and take advantage of me (too easy i know)



I break into your home tie you up leave you in the chair run up your phone bill, eat all your food, use your credit cards to buy porn on the internet (I know spending money on porn on the internet. Maniacle), then I borrow your run the gas out it trying to pick up nuns for sex. By the time I leave you are in so much debt your eyebrows get repossesed.


I wish my wife was more experimental in bed.
 
I break into your home tie you up leave you in the chair run up your phone bill, eat all your food, use your credit cards to buy porn on the internet (I know spending money on porn on the internet. Maniacle), then I borrow your run the gas out it trying to pick up nuns for sex. By the time I leave you are in so much debt your eyebrows get repossesed.


I wish my wife was more experimental in bed.

Bump!!!
 
I break into your home tie you up leave you in the chair run up your phone bill, eat all your food, use your credit cards to buy porn on the internet (I know spending money on porn on the internet. Maniacle), then I borrow your run the gas out it trying to pick up nuns for sex. By the time I leave you are in so much debt your eyebrows get repossesed.


I wish my wife was more experimental in bed.

you get your wish... while you are on a business trip she invites the whole neighborhood over for an orgie. you hear all about her sexual exploits when you return home.

I wish I was a fashion model and got tons of awesome clothes.
 
you get your wish... while you are on a business trip she invites the whole neighborhood over for an orgie. you hear all about her sexual exploits when you return home.

I wish I was a fashion model and got tons of awesome clothes.

You get the fashion model job and get all the clothes. Bu then one day you say hte wrong thing at the wrong time and Tyra Banks goes apeshit beats you almost to death with her cell phone. The reconstructive surgery does a lot but you will never walk a runway again.


I wish I had a really big greasy cheeseburger right now.
 
You get the fashion model job and get all the clothes. Bu then one day you say hte wrong thing at the wrong time and Tyra Banks goes apeshit beats you almost to death with her cell phone. The reconstructive surgery does a lot but you will never walk a runway again.


I wish I had a really big greasy cheeseburger right now.

you drive thru McD's for said burger, you offend the drive thru person, who tells the burger dude to "add the extra special sauce" to your burger. you eat the burger then begin foaming at the mouth while gasping for breath. it takes you 10 mintues to die. should have eaten at subway.

I wish I was 20 again.
 
you drive thru McD's for said burger, you offend the drive thru person, who tells the burger dude to "add the extra special sauce" to your burger. you eat the burger then begin foaming at the mouth while gasping for breath. it takes you 10 mintues to die. should have eaten at subway.

I wish I was 20 again.


You are twenty again. But on the downside you are twenty again. Your are lithe nimble hot and sexxy. But you are also immature and not prepared to deal with life.


I wish I had the same hairline I did at twenty.
 
You are twenty again. But on the downside you are twenty again. Your are lithe nimble hot and sexxy. But you are also immature and not prepared to deal with life.


I wish I had the same hairline I did at twenty.
This game is fun..

You get your wish. Along with the hairline, you also get the hairstyle you had at twenty. But sadly the style is out of fashion now. While walking to the barbershop to get a new hairstyle, you realize that you want to try out other things you liked when you were twenty. Taking a bubblegum, you blow up a huge bubble, which bursts and somehow ends up in your new hairline. You rush to the barber, who reduces your hairline to the present one.

I wish I had someone to cuddle right now.
 
This game is fun..

You get your wish. Along with the hairline, you also get the hairstyle you had at twenty. But sadly the style is out of fashion now. While walking to the barbershop to get a new hairstyle, you realize that you want to try out other things you liked when you were twenty. Taking a bubblegum, you blow up a huge bubble, which bursts and somehow ends up in your new hairline. You rush to the barber, who reduces your hairline to the present one.

I wish I had someone to cuddle right now.

You cuddle your child in your arms in your brand new $500 Kenneth Cole outfit you just bought yesterday. He poops green poo all over it. It saturiates your new outfit. You stink.

I wish I owned the new Corvette in the Transformers 2 movie.
 
You cuddle your child in your arms in your brand new $500 Kenneth Cole outfit you just bought yesterday. He poops green poo all over it. It saturiates your new outfit. You stink.

I wish I owned the new Corvette in the Transformers 2 movie.


You and it even transfors and everything. Unfortunately it being a Transformer it is never home for you to drive. And the insurance premiums are unbelieveable.

I wish had telekinetic powers.
 
You and it even transfors and everything. Unfortunately it being a Transformer it is never home for you to drive. And the insurance premiums are unbelieveable.

I wish had telekinetic powers.
You get your wish. But with great powers come great responsibility. Unfortunately, the villians come too. The giant robot with the laser eyes isn't impressed by your powers, and your power isn't fast enough to pull a mirror before his eyes turn to you.

Do you smell burning flesh ?

I wish for world peace.
 
You get your wish. But with great powers come great responsibility. Unfortunately, the villians come too. The giant robot with the laser eyes isn't impressed by your powers, and your power isn't fast enough to pull a mirror before his eyes turn to you.

Do you smell burning flesh ?

I wish for world peace.

World peace occurs. But it unfortunatly is cause by the complete obliteration of the human race. We are all gone and the world is at peace.


I wish that I could lose some weight.
 
World peace occurs. But it unfortunatly is cause by the complete obliteration of the human race. We are all gone and the world is at peace.


I wish that I could lose some weight.

The cannibals find you tasty.... now you are a bag of bones.

I wish I could eat Italian every nite.
 
The cannibals find you tasty.... now you are a bag of bones.

I wish I could eat Italian every nite.
You hire an Italian chef. Unfortunately, he comes from sicily and his 'family' doesn't like him working for a woman....

I wish I could fly.
 
You hire an Italian chef. Unfortunately, he comes from sicily and his 'family' doesn't like him working for a woman....

I wish I could fly.


You think of a happy little thought, and Tinkerbell sprinkles you with fairie dust and your off. The ground below you rushes past. The clouds kiss your cheeks and the birds zip past your ears heralding the joy you feel. You close your eyes and revel in the abandon. At least until your hit the powerlines. Oooo that looked like it hurt.

I wish I had healing powers like Wolverine.
 
You think of a happy little thought, and Tinkerbell sprinkles you with fairie dust and your off. The ground below you rushes past. The clouds kiss your cheeks and the birds zip past your ears heralding the joy you feel. You close your eyes and revel in the abandon. At least until your hit the powerlines. Oooo that looked like it hurt.

I wish I had healing powers like Wolverine.

lol

you heal over and over, never getting a disease, however, your skin sags, your organs are weak and you have no hair. you spend the rest of your life immortal and unable to get laid.

I wish I was super strong like SuperMan.
 
lol

you heal over and over, never getting a disease, however, your skin sags, your organs are weak and you have no hair. you spend the rest of your life immortal and unable to get laid.

I wish I was super strong like SuperMan.
Superpowers galore.

You become so strong that you crush everything you touch. After killing several of your loved ones and innocent bystanders, humanity prepares a speciall compound for you, and you agree to be locked up for the rest of your life (since you're such a nice person). You are fed through a tube, since you cant hold cutlery without grinding it.

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes.
 
lol

you heal over and over, never getting a disease, however, your skin sags, your organs are weak and you have no hair. you spend the rest of your life immortal and unable to get laid.

I wish I was super strong like SuperMan.


Easy corrupt. You are strong like Superman. But have trouble controling your strength and are always breaking things and hurting loved ones. This destroys your self image and you end up alone and isolated.


I wish I could speak another language.
 
Superpowers galore.

You become so strong that you crush everything you touch. After killing several of your loved ones and innocent bystanders, humanity prepares a speciall compound for you, and you agree to be locked up for the rest of your life (since you're such a nice person). You are fed through a tube, since you cant hold cutlery without grinding it.

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes.



You are a genie trapped for all eternity a slave to whoever wishes of you.


I wish I could speak another language.
 
Easy corrupt. You are strong like Superman. But have trouble controling your strength and are always breaking things and hurting loved ones. This destroys your self image and you end up alone and isolated.


I wish I could speak another language.
Not only can you speak another language, you are the only person to able to translate the gibberish being receinved from outer space. But since we don't have a powerful enough transmitter, it is decided that you would be sent to the far reaches of space to communicate with the aliens, and hopefully they would visit and bring you back to earth. Unfortunately you find out that the aliens don't have spaceships and somehow built a transmitter. You spend the rest of your days being probed in every way imaginable.


I wish I were an astronaut.
 
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