Corrupt a wish.

[Malcom_Kambell]

This thread used to be around years ago and now I can't find it. So lets bring it back.


The idea is you take the person above you's wish and grant it with some horrible twist.

Example: I wish I were having sex right now. Corrupted: You find yourself in an inredibly steamy foursome with Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Fankenstien's Monster.

Lets run with it.



I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Isid]

you get your million but you are burned over 99% of your body

I wish had I someone to cook for me

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

you get your million but you are burned over 99% of your body

I wish had I someone to cook for me

Hrshnburgy flout'n florgy. Cookin ina kishin.

Your cook is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.


I wish I had super powers.

 

[Isid]

Hrshnburgy flout'n florgy. Cookin ina kishin.

Your cook is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.


I wish I had super powers.

you are granted the power of seeing through others but eventually it makes you bling... uhm... bling... shit I mean blind

I wish I had MX-5 Miata

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

you are granted the power of seeing through others but eventually it makes you bling... uhm... bling... shit I mean blind

I wish I had MX-5 Miata

Congatulations you have an MX-5 Miata, you also get the paints and glue to put it all together. Now all you need is a little room for it on your mantlepiece.



I wish I was getting more hours at my job.

 

[Isid]

Congatulations you have an MX-5 Miata, you also get the paints and glue to put it all together. Now all you need is a little room for it on your mantlepiece.



I wish I was getting more hours at my job.

you are granted more hours, all you you want, at your one job and have a heart attack on some monday when the stress takes over... you're kids will remember you with mixed feelings...

I wish I an invisible plane...

 

[NaughtyScotch]

as you fly your invisible plane the last flock of endangered migratory birds flies into your engines and are wiped out as you pummel to your death

i wish i looked like barbie

 

[Isid]

plucking feathers out of my engines, see barbie lying there all covered up with ... uum... well now... oh poor barbie... she didn't survive teh crash...

I wish to spend the winter in a warm place

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

plucking feathers out of my engines, see barbie lying there all covered up with ... uum... well now... oh poor barbie... she didn't survive teh crash...

I wish to spend the winter in a warm place

The winter Ice Giant comes to Eat you alive

I wish I could fly

 

[PenforPrez]

You find a way to make wings out of wax, then fly too close to the Sun, the wings melt, and you crash. Just like Icarus.


I wish I could go to Britain.

 

[Isid]

The winter Ice Giant comes to Eat you alive

I wish I could fly

You are granted your wish and are aloud to fly away around the world ... but you have an annoying fucking bitch as your passenger and she tweaks your last fucking nerve to no end... but no place to drop her off or push her out... you gotta live with the bitch til the flight is done... who goes nuts first?

I wish for some solitude

 

[wonderingwhy]

You find a way to make wings out of wax, then fly too close to the Sun, the wings melt, and you crash. Just like Icarus.


I wish I could go to Britain.

You can! Carole T. Britain would be happy to take care of all your real estate needs.
http://www.peekyou.com/Carole_Britain/

I wish for some solitude

Congrats. They'll be arriving to arrest you, convict you, and haul your butt off to solitary confinement, you smooth criminal.

I wish I had a body like Angelina Jolie.

 

[Isid]

Congrats. They'll be arriving to arrest you, convict you, and haul your butt off to solitary confinement, you smooth criminal.

I wish I had a body like Angelina Jolie.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted and you are hounded by horn dogs or bull dog lezs and all they want is either your money or your body but not "you" -

I wish I knew how to play pinochle

 

[border_humper]

You can! Carole T. Britain would be happy to take care of all your real estate needs.
http://www.peekyou.com/Carole_Britain/



Congrats. They'll be arriving to arrest you, convict you, and haul your butt off to solitary confinement, you smooth criminal.

I wish I had a body like Angelina Jolie.

And congratulations to you, Wowie. As Angelina Jolie's body double, you get to stand in the broiling sun and pouring rain while camera men for the upcoming movie The Tourist test lighting levels and make jokes at you in French. You quickly retort, in perfect Parisienne . But then they work even more slowly, making you stand even longer in the broiling sun and pouring rain.




I wish I knew how to play pinochle

 

[NaughtyScotch]

and you do learn how to play, you become the American champion and are wisked off to some remote Asian location to play the world championship when you accidently break some obsure local custom. you are imprisoned for life.

i wish i could speak 5 languages.

 

[frostyred]

and you do learn how to play, you become the American champion and are wisked off to some remote Asian location to play the world championship when you accidently break some obsure local custom. you are imprisoned for life.

i wish i could speak 5 languages.

all 5 of them are dead languages that nobody uses, today.

I wish I had a different career.

 

[wonderingwhy]

all 5 of them are dead languages that nobody uses, today.

I wish I had a different career.

You're in luck! You have just been hired as a porta-potty cleaner.


I wish I was at the beach.

 

[NaughtyScotch]

at the beach on a deserted island, with nothing to eat but coconuts and no sex for the rest of your life.... enjoy

i wish i was at a cabin in the mountains

 

[NaughtyScotch]

This thread used to be around years ago and now I can't find it. So lets bring it back.


The idea is you take the person above you's wish and grant it with some horrible twist.

Example: I wish I were having sex right now. Corrupted: You find yourself in an inredibly steamy foursome with Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Fankenstien's Monster.

Lets run with it.

QUOTE]

Dude, I love this twisted thread! ok sorry for the interruption...

 

[SatinPaws]

at the beach on a deserted island, with nothing to eat but coconuts and no sex for the rest of your life.... enjoy

i wish i was at a cabin in the mountains

you are locked in the freezing cabin infested with rats

i wish i was a tiger

 

[NaughtyScotch]

hi SatinPaws! and thanks for the rats

you belong to the zoo and you are tormented by annoying children and never allowed to mate.... i'm all about fucking today, whats up with that...mmmmm

i wish i was a cougar (oh shit i am lmao)

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

you are locked in the freezing cabin infested with rats

i wish i was a tiger

Poof you are a tiger. Your power and beauty awe and inspire people, now if only you could get the taste of Roy out of your mouth.

hi SatinPaws! and thanks for the rats

you belong to the zoo and you are tormented by annoying children and never allowed to mate.... i'm all about fucking today, whats up with that...mmmmm

i wish i was a cougar (oh shit i am lmao)

Yes you are a cougar and young men are your meat unfortunatly your hunger for young inexperienced men leaves you in the hands of inexperiencved men and you never orgasm with any of them.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

 

[wonderingwhy]

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

A couple neighborhood thugs have decided to take care of this for you. They will completely clean your house out, removing any and all valuables you possess.

I wish I didn't have to the dishes ever again.

 

[call_me_Melody]

A couple neighborhood thugs have decided to take care of this for you. They will completely clean your house out, removing any and all valuables you possess.

I wish I didn't have to the dishes ever again.

Poof your kitchen explodes in a terrible explosion rendering your dishes all broken and you with a kitchen phobia that prevents you from walking into the kitchen ever again.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

 

[NaughtyScotch]

love the phobia twist Melody lol

your sci-fi dream has come true and robots and mechanical arms furiously clean your house day and night, now you cant sleep, and become depressed. you begin to not eat and not shower. the house detects you are unclean and begins to "clean" you. there isnt much left to bury....

i wish dogs didnt shed.