Corrupt a wish.

[corpusconfero]

You are a genie trapped for all eternity a slave to whoever wishes of you.


I wish I could speak another language.

Granted! You speak another language but no longer understand any others and the language you speak is L337 (Leet).

I wish I had a sexy house slave

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

Granted! You speak another language but no longer understand any others and the language you speak is L337 (Leet).

I wish I had a sexy house slave

Granted. When should I be over? (Hard to be more corrupted than that.)



I wish I had more money.

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

Bump.



I wish I had more money.

 

[Chocliterary]

Bump.



I wish I had more money.

Your increased wealth come at the expense of any free time to spend it.

I wish it were warmer out.

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

Your increased wealth come at the expense of any free time to spend it.

I wish it were warmer out.

The heat wave begins. Oh my god Al Gore was right!!! The Earths temperature rises and rises until no life can be supported at all. Way to go human race!


I wish I could go out and party.

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

Bump!

I wish this thread were more popular.

 

[artlover637]

Your wish is granted, but the post count grows so quickly that people are missing the wishes and just posting nonsensical utterances.

I wish college was more affordable.

 

[Earl_of_Errol]

Your wish to be an astronaut is granted.

But you have to share the spaceship with a bunch of unremittantly talkative and self-congratulatory politicians.

Perhaps not your idea of hell - but close to mine!

From the heart: I wish I wasn't in love with a woman who lies to me and doesn't answer my calls.

 

[lovemonster]

Your wish to be an astronaut is granted.

But you have to share the spaceship with a bunch of unremittantly talkative and self-congratulatory politicians.

Perhaps not your idea of hell - but close to mine!

From the heart: I wish I wasn't in love with a woman who lies to me and doesn't answer my calls.

Your wish is granted - you now have a woman who tells you absolutely everything and is never off the phone, meaning you get fired from you job and your phone bill bankrupts you.

I wish there was no 3rd world debt.

 

[Chocliterary]

Your wish is granted - you now have a woman who tells you absolutely everything and is never off the phone, meaning you get fired from you job and your phone bill bankrupts you.

I wish there was no 3rd world debt.

Your wish is granted!

Via nuclear holocaust.

Wish I could juggle.

/Haiku.

 

[jeffy72]

Your wish is granted!

Via nuclear holocaust.

Wish I could juggle.

/Haiku.

Your wish is granted, although short lived due to a mistake in juggling a chainsaw (if only your juggling was as good as your poetry).

I wish all my posts were clever and amusing.

 

[Kremma]

Your wish is granted, although short lived due to a mistake in juggling a chainsaw (if only your juggling was as good as your poetry).

I wish all my posts were clever and amusing.

your posts are clever but you feel lonely and misunderstood (its Lit, hey)

I wish I was invisible when i wanted

 

[koalabear]

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