Corrupt a Wish...

[dirk2024]

**Shazam schwiiiiing** Wish granted my dear colleague, you are standing on the moon looking at a clear, non light polluted sky. Unfortunately you have no space suit!!!k...!

I wish I knew "Everything" there is to know about everything!

Granted. Unfortunately that's a lot of ever expanding knowledge going into a finite storage container. Headaches go from frequent to never ending and no amount of pain reliever brings you any comfort.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of honey. Tasty, sweet nectar of the gods!

 

[DeMont]

**Shazam Schwiiiing** Wish granted, you now have an unlimited line of Winnie the Pooh bears lined up at your front door, back door and windows. You are trapped with your honey!!!

I wish that I didn't have unfulfilled wishes in life.
Respectfully,
D.

 

[HectorBidon]

I wish that I didn't have unfulfilled wishes in life.

You no longer do. From now on, whatever happens, whatever comes, you're going to just put up with it and never wish that things were any different.

I wish I hadn't eaten that second tamale.

 

[DeMont]

**Shazam Schwiiing** All good, no second tamale, no indigestion or flatulence... just remember that next time you're faced with two tamales, okay?

I wish I had a blow up sex doll (they never get headaches) that was a good conversationalist as well!

Respectfully,
D.

(Oh My Goodness! I just had the single biggest "Plot Bunny" leap right into my lap and slap me right in the chops!!!)

 

[dirk2024]

I wish I had a blow up sex doll (they never get headaches) that was a good conversationalist as well!

Granted. Here is your sex doll who is also a good conversationalist. It's so good at it, as a matter of fact, that it won't shut up. It talked the whole time while you screwed it, (two minutes, so it wasn't really too long) and afterwards, when you were trying to go to sleep, it kept on talking. You may never get to sleep at this rate.


I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A-La-Peanut-Butter-Sandwiches! Poof, you have a bacon cheeseburger!

Of course, that's ALL you have. Hope you like it!

I wish I had a fun wish I could wish!