Confession: I'm Addicted To My New Vibrator

[TN_Vixen]

and it's a damn good one too. But the thing is, it gets stuck every time I orgasm. lol. And, I suppose I should say that this phenom isn't directly related to the "new" toy.. it's every toy. My muscles just clamp down and won't let go for at least a good 5 minutes. lol

Has anyone else injured themselves using a sex toy? What are the options of winning a damage suit? I'm prepared to set the precedent.

 

[Desdemona]

Damn..... I thought I was unique.






I've managed to avoid injury, however.

 

[Ishmael]

and it's a damn good one too. But the thing is, it gets stuck every time I orgasm. lol. And, I suppose I should say that this phenom isn't directly related to the "new" toy.. it's every toy. My muscles just clamp down and won't let go for at least a good 5 minutes. lol

Has anyone else injured themselves using a sex toy? What are the options of winning a damage suit? I'm prepared to set the precedent.

Kinda like cigarettes darlin'. Did you read the fine print on the package? Or just chuck in the batteries and go for it?

Ishmael

 

[lovetoread]

On the side of my toys box it reads,"Sold as an adult novelty only".

I love my Mr Pinky.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Confession: I'm Addicted To My New Vibrator

Kinda like cigarettes darlin'. Did you read the fine print on the package? Or just chuck in the batteries and go for it?

Ishmael

fine print, whaaa?

 

[Starfish]

For this reason, I cannot use anything that doesn't have flexibility.

 

[Starblayde]

I've never been more jealous of machinery in all my life...

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Confession: I'm Addicted To My New Vibrator

fine print, whaaa?

LMAO Thought so.

Ishmael

 

[QuickDuck]

I've never been more jealous of machinery in all my life...

you aint the only one!

 

[Kalyn]

This morning on the local radio show, they were talking about penis injuries and this guy called in to say he has a permenent kink in his wang now from his girlfriend doing that same thing. Apperently he was at the wrong angle when she tensed, and it bent his wong and he couldn't get out for like 5 minutes. Maybe he could sue her??