Cock Talk

[lavendersilk]

This time of year always makes me think of having to go Back To School, the end of summer and the last fun there was to be had.

I was not a fan of school and I’m still very excited not to ever have to go back there.

Samesies.

However, I am interested to know what my fellow Lit friends were like in school...

I'm going to assume horny af.

Did you like going to school?

No.

Were you the class clown, brainiac, jock, shy wallflower, the bad kid?

All but two of the above. Can you guess which?

What were you like then and how are you different now?

My teachers for later grades were assholes and I had a hard time focusing. I still have a hard time focusing and there are still assholes in my life... So, not much.

All guys remember going back to school and seeing the girl who “grew boobs” over the summer. Did you transform over the summer, do you remember getting newfound attention?

There was a boy I really liked one year and I thought he finally noticed me and would ask me out but we moved before that could take place. *cue sad music*

What is the female equivalent to this—what did girls notice different about guys?

Height for sure.

Did you stay connected with classmates over summer, or did you enjoy the break from them?

We wrote each other on Lisa Frank stationary with fruit scented pens! *cue 80's music*

What was the main attribute that stood out to you of the TEACHER you had a crush on?

I never had a crush on my teachers.

Do you have a good boner story from school?

 

[Apisto42]

This time of year always makes me think of having to go Back To School, the end of summer and the last fun there was to be had.

I was not a fan of school and I’m still very excited not to ever have to go back there.

Me too. After defending my thesis I realized I never had to do another poxy class ever again. I was fucking thrilled. Still am. I won’t ever forget that feeling.

However, I am interested to know what my fellow Lit friends were like in school, so:

Did you like going to school?

Nope. Parts were okay, but it wasn’t my favorite.

Were you the class clown, brainiac, jock, shy wallflower, the bad kid?

None of the above? I had multiple groups of people that I interacted with and did things with, but I wasn’t in any cliques.

What were you like then and how are you different now?

More confident, more laidback.

All guys remember going back to school and seeing the girl who “grew boobs” over the summer. Did you transform over the summer, do you remember getting newfound attention?

Nope. I really put on a good growth spurt between freshman and sophomore college though.

What is the female equivalent to this—what did girls notice different about guys?
Did you stay connected with classmates over summer, or did you enjoy the break from them?

Post high school I rarely interacted with any of them. Friended two on FB after one of the dudes in the group offed himself just to catch up.

What was the main attribute that stood out to you of the TEACHER you had a crush on?

She was smoking hot and very touchy.

Do you have a good boner story from school? (Keeping in mind that you and everyone involved were 18 years old at the time—LIT RULES)

A good boner story? No.

 

[Apisto42]

Samesies.

I'm going to assume horny af.

No.

All but two of the above. Can you guess which?

My teachers for later grades were assholes and I had a hard time focusing. I still have a hard time focusing and there are still assholes in my life... So, not much.

There was a boy I really liked one year and I thought he finally noticed me and would ask me out but we moved before that could take place. *cue sad music*

Height for sure.

We wrote each other on Lisa Frank stationary with fruit scented pens! *cue 80's music*

I never had a crush on my teachers.

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I’ll confess to not reading your post before responding, hence the Van Halen again. Apologies.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A good boner story? No.

I’ll take a bad one too!

I’ll confess to not reading your post before responding, hence the Van Halen again. Apologies.

No such thing as too much Van Halen.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ll take a bad one too!

Lord. Remember when you’d just get a spontaneous erection sitting in class and then you get called on to stand up or worse yet, go to the front of the class? Yeah, that only happened 9,000 times from middle school through high school.

No such thing as too much Van Halen.

True.

Let me just ease this seat back.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lord. Remember when you’d just get a spontaneous erection sitting in class and then you get called on to stand up or worse yet, go to the front of the class? Yeah, that only happened 9,000 times from middle school through high school.

I still get boners in public all the time. The good news is, I don’t think I’ve ever noticed another guy’s boner. So even though it feels like everyone in the world is looking at it, I don’t think anyone really is.

Just don’t ever wear sweatpants under any circumstances!

 

[MindYaBitness]

This time of year always makes me think of having to go Back To School, the end of summer and the last fun there was to be had.

I was not a fan of school and I’m still very excited not to ever have to go back there.

Can I get a hallelujah & an amen to this!!!!

Did you like going to school?

I was always the new girl. I went to 7 different grade schools. I just happened to come of school age at a time where the economy sucked my parents had to move around a lot for work. It really set the tone for the rest of my education. Things like my dyslexia and ADHD, that are often easily caught early, we're missed. However, I will say that it was a key factor that formed me into a fearless and resilient person.

Were you the class clown, brainiac, jock, shy wallflower, the bad kid? What were you like then and how are you different now?

I got along pretty well with everyone. I'm not at all shy, I loved to laugh, and liked to draw out the quiet kids. I had a few close friends, but could flow easily between groups, from jocks to drama kids, I can find something to like in just about anyone. I can't play anything with a ball & points, so I went out for cheerleading and cheered on my friends. It annoyed me that people seemed to expect me to behave a different way once I became a cheerleader, as though I should stop laughing at myself and start being mean to everyone. Not me. Never will be. I'm still that way. I've matured, but I'm very much the same person I always was.

All guys remember going back to school and seeing the girl who “grew boobs” over the summer. Did you transform over the summer, do you remember getting newfound attention?

I got boobs and grew 3 inches over over one summer. Then, I stopped growing & am cursed to be short forever. My boobs were noticed everyone. EVERYONE. That's hard when you're trying to learn to live with these freeloaders that just appeared out of nowhere overnight.

What is the female equivalent to this—what did girls notice different about guys?

I might have a secret Bobby Brady fetish, I always noticed who's voice had changed

Did you stay connected with classmates over summer, or did you enjoy the break from them?

Yes, I usually had a summer job of some kind, and hung out with friends when I wasn't working

What was the main attribute that stood out to you of the TEACHER you had a crush on?

Zero crushes here

Do you have a good boner story from school? (Keeping in mind that you and everyone involved were 18 years old at the time—LIT RULES)

Yes, but that might need to be a boca

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

@MindYaBitness I love that song.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes, but that might need to be a voca

*waits impatiently*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes, but that might need to be a boca

Boca means mouth in Spanish and we were talking about boners . . .
I really want to hear this story!

 

[hotwords229_A]

We wrote each other on Lisa Frank stationary with fruit scented pens!

I have no idea what any of this means, but the exclamation point made me see it as “fruit scented penis”.

 

[Apisto42]

I have no idea what any of this means, but the exclamation point made me see it as “fruit scented penis”.

My wife still likes to write letters to her friends on stationary and she might just have a few scented pens (writing instruments you pervert) laying around.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have no idea what any of this means, but the exclamation point made me see it as “fruit scented penis”.

So you can get the full experience...

 

[hotwords229_A]

So you can get the full experience...
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Much harder now, thanks!

 

[MindYaBitness]

*waits impatiently*

Boca means mouth in Spanish and we were talking about boners . . .
I really want to hear this story!

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

 

[deft]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

I believe this is the first time I've heard your voice. Big fan

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

He had the perfect out, but was too panicked to think of it.
I got hard because of a cheerleader. Problem solved.

But you were very kind.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you can get the full experience...
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See, you have the pretty handwriting to make those little notes cute. Due to the aforementioned school shuffle, my handwriting was/is better suited to ransom notes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

Was this him?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See, you have the pretty handwriting to make those little notes cute. Due to the aforementioned school shuffle, my handwriting was/is better suited to ransom notes.

Is anyone else concerned this doesn’t sound hypothetical?

 

[lavendersilk]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

That was great!

 

[69Explorer]

Was this him?

Now that is funny !!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Was this him?

Not quite, He asked for a spotter as he was losing g control of the bar, so his buddy jumped over him, and was kind of straddling his waist. I think the fear of impaling his impromptu sppotter on his pogo-stick was what prompted the shouts of "MY DICK IS HARD! MY DICK IS HARD!" in the first place. I should have been more clear about that. Sorry if I wasn't.

 

[69Explorer]

Here ya go:
https://voca.ro/1k6A40I0ej01

Let me know if you'd like the BFNR portion of "the sex talk"

I luved that voca....You are an interesting woman.. that's for sure !!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you can get the full experience...
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