Cock Talk

[redsnowbunny]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

oh my! I remember this.
Why do I find this both disturbing and arousing?

 

[jonnoback]

oh my! I remember this.
Why do I find this both disturbing and arousing?

Not sure it really did it for him... given he used his hands most of the time. And so little cum too...

 

[LilKitKat]

Not sure it really did it for him... given he used his hands most of the time. And so little cum too...

maybe the volume was...less...because he jerked off right before the vid so as not to cum quickly because of that super shapely gourd!? I mean...bombshell right?!

 

[EvaLane]

Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment

 

[LilKitKat]

Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

 

[EvaLane]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

I fear he was all over the measuring tape map, more highs and lows than a sine wave on espresso ️

 

[jonnoback]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

Oh I like that one! And he cut at least 3 times... and still didn't like it.

 

[NoObjection]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

I thought it was measure with a micrometer, mark it with a grease pencil and cut it with an axe.

 

[jason28053]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

Gave new meaning to JACK-o’-lantern

 

[OldSoldier96]

The knife is very disturbing. I would have carved it in the other room.
Anything else is too risky.

I remember a name once….Bobbit….

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Gave new meaning to JACK-o’-lantern

And here I am stuck thinking about it being a butternut squash.

 

[jason28053]

And here I am stuck thinking about it being a butternut squash.

Emphasis on NUT?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Emphasis on NUT?

How could you not??

 

[hotwords229_A]

A thought that should never be pondered.

I remember a funny moment when @deefalttwunnyfor wondered what sexual position his parents were in that resulted in his birth to which @Lord Pmann responded, “Well, it wasn’t anal”.

That made me laugh.

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?
Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?
Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

I just can't. I can't even imagine them in the same room together anymore, let alone the same bed.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

When we cleaned out my mom's house, I found their love letters from the early 60s. They had sex. They had a lot of it.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

Nope, not at all. Nope. Nope. Nope.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I just can't. I can't even imagine them in the same room together anymore, let alone the same bed.

When we cleaned out my mom's house, I found their love letters from the early 60s. They had sex. They had a lot of it.

Nope, not at all. Nope. Nope. Nope.

This is a difficult one. At the same time, I would be a little disappointed to know that I’m the product of bad sex. I like to think the Earth shook, stuff got broken and the neighbors almost called the cops.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A thought that should never be pondered.

I remember a funny moment when @deefalttwunnyfor wondered what sexual position his parents were in that resulted in his birth to which @Lord Pmann responded, “Well, it wasn’t anal”.

That made me laugh.

I am very funny.

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

I don’t tend to think about this. At all. For me, I’m happy to subscribe to the stork theory.

Speaking of swimming for eggs… I would like to point out that my first act that I can remember was winning a swimming contest against about a billion others. I won. It wasn’t a tie like some of those bullshit twin races. I won by a long shot.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

No. When I discovered that’s how babies happened, I was really bothered. I hated it. I remember a kid I played basketball with told me this is how babies were made. I was like 7 or 8. I knew about sex, but I didn’t know that. I was pretty bothered. I started asking my father some vague questions to verify the validity of this. Like, “Do you have to be married to have a baby?” My father was dancing around these questions and my worst fears were confirmed.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

No. I don’t need to know. Don’t want to know.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I won by a long shot.

Long shot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would like to point out that my first act that I can remember was winning a swimming contest against about a billion others. I won. It wasn’t a tie like some of those bullshit twin races. I won by a long shot.

This is something that people with low self esteem should remember. They started out strong and can win again!

Unless, of course, they’re twins.

 

[lavendersilk]

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

It used to be said(biblical/old testament) that a woman must achieve orgasm to conceive a child, and depending on which party had the orgasm first determined the sex of the child. So I would like to assume that at least happened.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

Yes. They are human. I don't want to think about the specifics though. However, it is important for a child to know that their parents love(d) each other. They don't have to be married, just knowing that they cared for each other enough to have a kid. It's a good thing.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

I know I was conceived out of wedlock and I'm okay with that. I like knowing they were passionate and weren't just "trying for a kid." It was a surprise for them and their parents. I mean... it couldn't have been that much of a surprise without protection. And my brother was born fifteen months later.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is something that people with low self esteem should remember. They started out strong and can win again!

Agreed. We were all born winners. From there, you make your choices.

Unless, of course, they’re twins.

Yeah. Boo for twins (except in very special circumstances).

 

[hotwords229_A]

Boo for twins (except in very special circumstances).

For example.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For example.

This is a perfect example. Spot on.

 

[baise]

I had prostate surgery a number of years ago for an enlarged prostate. It was just a matter of scraping away a little bit, so everything works and orgasm feels the same as before…But…I don’t shoot anymore. Well I do, but you wouldn’t know it. I ejaculate backwards into my bladder. That’s what happens to men who have that surgery. Still get precum, but now after I masturbate, I just have to pull up my clothes and walk away, no mess to clean up…and oral does not come with the usual problem.

Probably not very interesting, and strictly speaking not about cock…but I have to start somewhere, if I am going to post more than I have in the past

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had prostate surgery a number of years ago for an enlarged prostate. It was just a matter of scraping away a little bit, so everything works and orgasm feels the same as before…But…I don’t shoot anymore. Well I do, but you wouldn’t know it. I ejaculate backwards into my bladder. That’s what happens to men who have that surgery. Still get precum, but now after I masturbate, I just have to pull up my clothes and walk away, no mess to clean up…and oral does not come with the usual problem.

Probably not very interesting, and strictly speaking not about cock…but I have to start somewhere, if I am going to post more than I have in the past

I didn’t know it went into your bladder. That’s something I wondered.
So after you orgasm you have that same sense of calm relaxation? Like, you feel as if you just had an exorcism? Do you still get back to horny as fast, or does it take longer? What about erection stiffness? Is that affected?