Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Marmite won't kill you...

It sounds more like an explosive than a condiment!

 

[hotwords229_A]

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

I make my own NUTella.

 

[Saltfountain]

It sounds more like an explosive than a condiment!

That's English Mustard

 

[Wand3rlust]

Don't diss Marmite. *stares*

 

[redsnowbunny]

I make my own NUTella.

I doubt it tastes the same though

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's English Mustard

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard. Like saying the word “Space” before everything in space. Like people on the ISS saying, “Hey, can I borrow your Space Pencil and some Space Paper?”

Though, now that I think about it, we do call it American Cheese.

Don't diss Marmite. *stares*

I doubt it tastes the same though

Mines much better, not so spicy.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Mines much better, not so spicy.

Nutella is spicy to you?

 

[Saltfountain]

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard.

We do.

It differentiates it from French mustard, Dijon mustard, wholegrain mustard and that piss weak stuff you guys put on hotdogs

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nutella is spicy to you?

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

 

[LilKitKat]

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

ORIGINAL formula of Nutella...not the post 2017 "update"...but yes, a favorite treat that has many uses...

 

[Saltfountain]

that piss weak stuff you guys put on hotdogs

Which seems to be called American mustard...

Or would be if had actually got closer to mustard than just trading it as a colour on a paint chart...

 

[Saltfountain]

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

Not American 'style' mustard I'm sure...

 

[LilKitKat]

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard. Like saying the word “Space” before everything in space. Like people on the ISS saying, “Hey, can I borrow your Space Pencil and some Space Paper?”

Though, now that I think about it, we do call it American Cheese.



Mines much better, not so spicy.

why do some people call it "tuna fish" sandwich?
Is there a "tuna horse" sandwich? No. Its a tuna sandwich.
and yes, I have fucking said tuna fish.
But its tuna.

 

[LilKitKat]

Not American 'style' mustard I'm sure...

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

 

[ScarletDaisy]

why do some people call it "tuna fish" sandwich?
Is there a "tuna horse" sandwich? No. Its a tuna sandwich.
and yes, I have fucking said tuna fish.
But its tuna.

But it is the chicken of the sea, so maybe adding the fish is just to clear things up?

 

[Saltfountain]

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

Does it make your eyes water and your nose run?

Would you be genuinely scared to rub it on your clit?

 

[Lmizzler]

I had to look up Marmite.

I think I’ll stick to licking other things I’ve slathered on nipples for now!

Damn, now I’m horny again!

And hungry at the same time

 

[LilKitKat]

But it is the chicken of the sea, so maybe adding the fish is just to clear things up?

if yer getting yer fishies out of a popular brand little tin then sure ok

but ok, Ill make sure to say this next time I order: "Ill have the BBQ chicken fowl sandwich please, not the chicken of the sea sandwich for your clarification"

 

[LilKitKat]

And hungry at the same time

this is why you go down and EAT out a woman...or her ass for that matter

 

[LilKitKat]

Does it make your eyes water and your nose run?

Would you be genuinely scared to rub it on your clit?

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

 

[Saltfountain]

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

English mustard on your clit would result in PTSD

 

[redsnowbunny]

ORIGINAL formula of Nutella...not the post 2017 "update"...but yes, a favorite treat that has many uses...

I can only agree.. sadly.

 

[deft]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

 

[redsnowbunny]

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

luckily!!!! ahahahaah!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

It's for the best