Cock Talk

So do you only knit, or do you crochet too? This is an important question. I need to know which way you swing.

Also, when knitting do you English or continental?
I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty 🄰
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I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy šŸ˜‹
 
I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty 🄰
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I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy šŸ˜‹
Correct answer in the continental!🤣
 
A good number of folks will need to talk in code soon, but, I have said too much online already.
But none of that’s got anything to do with ā€œCock Talkā€
Or is even texting naughtiness going to be lost soon?
 
NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.
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Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.

You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread, already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock (šŸ˜‰) me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.
Doesn’t it hurt a little?
I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh ā€œclitā€.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh
The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue šŸ¤” my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version ā€œPesecchiaā€ as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself
Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

ā€œSHOULD I GET ICE?!ā€

I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious 🧐
What would you like to know about our testicles?
The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.
 
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Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.
Really? There’s an access issue with you? You seem very open … to new experiences. 🤣
You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread,
Life goals darling.

already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock (šŸ˜‰) me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.

I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh ā€œclitā€.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh

I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue šŸ¤” my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version ā€œPesecchiaā€ as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself

No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

ā€œSHOULD I GET ICE?!ā€
Yes.
I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious 🧐

The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.
Depends. If they’re removed after puberty, it’s too late to keep the audacity, nerve and gall low. 🤣
 
I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty 🄰
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I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy šŸ˜‹
When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.
 
When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.
Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback 🄰 I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowedā„¢.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time šŸ˜‹

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback 🄰 I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowedā„¢.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time šŸ˜‹

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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Girthy!
 
Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback 🄰 I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowedā„¢.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time šŸ˜‹

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Tank. I am sure they will give you an offer. Especially if charity is involved!
 
Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback 🄰 I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowedā„¢.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time šŸ˜‹

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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You found two cocks to cloth?
If you give them clothes you free them.
Did you mean to lore these fine specimen?
(Special men)
 
I have a friend who found the love of her life at 75. Don't give up!
That is great to hear. I like hearing that someone found there person.

As for me, it is 4 years later, 4 years of trying (off & on) and no luck for me. Looking at the people I have dated, I honestly can't say that any of them were someone that I could spend my life with. There was never any real spark with any of them. I've paused looking for someone. Not giving up per se and would totally be open to finding someone just not putting myself on dating apps anymore.
 
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