Cock Talk

[Azuldrgon]

Covert Pervert

When you look at Lit, do you do it next to your Partner, or do you have to go into a separate room to do you Lit-thing?

It's my solo activity. She has never read a story I wrote nor seemed interested although she knows I have made friends on here and even allowed me to visit some.

Do you discuss Literotica amongst friends/family or is it a dark secret of yours?

It's a secret, but not a dark secret.

Have you had to scrub your Lit profile after having a moment (how ever long that moment may have been) of questionable judgement?

I have changed the sig line a few times.

Have you ever been involved in “normal” conversation and caught yourself almost bringing up some sexual event, knowledge or person from Lit?

no

If Literotica required your actual name and face as your username and AV would you abandon it and request all of your past activity deleted, or would you just go with it?

I would not share it.

What was one of your greatest moments on Lit?

Too many to choose from

What was one of your most embarrassing moments?

debasing myself for a Litster on the GB. It's been so long.

How have you changed your Lit behavior/persona once your newbie-ness had subsided?

I have become more subdued and am more careful to share things.

What one thing could make Lit better?

Allow folks to post pics to stop stifling their creativity.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve heard of this happening.
This is one of the more peculiar things that happens on Lit.
Where you’re not allowed to acknowledge someone that someone else doesn’t like.

Very odd.

Yeah, the cliques get over bearing at times. I’ve probably been lumped into a clique or two, but I usually try to not engage with the bullshit. There’s no payoff for it.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ll do it on a train, on a plane, on a bus in a rush if I have must do. I do it in the shower, before anyone else has taken in the morning hours. I’ll do it in front of family, in front of friends, especially in front of coworkers.

Oh, and yea, I’ll do it next to my partner. He thinks this is Reddit or my knitting group

I mean, I talk about “Reddit and my knitting group” sometimes if the topics align.

I’ve actually brought up Cock Talk to several people. I explain the crude title away and say it’s mostly mature discussion about sexuality and deeper explorations into men and their experiences.

I can PR anything into something manageable and palatable

No, but like… I probably should have? Probably still should. It’s a daily inner debate.

It’s likeeeee burn the bitch, right? Who needs her? A decade old account that’s basically a very cringey and heinously damning recollection of youth colliding with newly found adulthood.

But… like, burn her? I don’t know.

I walk myself into those conversations like a prissy little princess Pomeranian, head held high. Anyone close to me knows I have a slew of very strange, never coherent, always interesting topics of conversation. Lit is just one of my many sources.

I want to say I wouldn’t care if it weren’t for the absolute weirdos who could use that information to hurt the people I love.

I like this one

I don’t find it embarrassing, personally, but it’s typical that most of my posts require some sort of explanation, footnote, or backtracking for people to fully make sense of them.

I’m a bit contradictory and that can be hard for both me and whoever’s experiencing me. Maybe uncomfortable, maybe even embarrassing (for them) to ask why I am the way I am, lol.

We can figure it out together, or I can keep riding solo, Amigo, but either way, I’m not getting off. ()

Hmmmmmmmm.

I’ve matured a ton.

Me

Really though, I would love it if everyone who felt like they didn’t belong here could realize that none of us belong here - this place is a cesspool of repetitive chaos and mundane blessings, who the fuck BELONGS here other than @Wand3rlust ?? ()

I’m not here for the retired NFL stars, I’m here for the weirdos and the book nerds and the accounts that have been there, done that, because Lit is actually the worst and the best. Stop restricting yourself and be boring, be weird, be you.

Basically, put the fries in the bag.

So do you only knit, or do you crochet too? This is an important question. I need to know which way you swing.

Also, when knitting do you English or continental?

 

[EvaLane]

So do you only knit, or do you crochet too? This is an important question. I need to know which way you swing.

Also, when knitting do you English or continental?

I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty


I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy

 

[Apisto42]

I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty
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I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy

Correct answer in the continental!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Correct answer in the continental!

It’s funny because I have no idea what it means!

 

[Cat]

It’s funny because I have no idea what it means!

Codes.. It is all code talk..

 

[Pad_Foot]

A good number of folks will need to talk in code soon, but, I have said too much online already.
But none of that’s got anything to do with “Cock Talk”
Or is even texting naughtiness going to be lost soon?

 

[EvaLane]

A good number of folks will need to talk in code soon, but, I have said too much online already.
But none of that’s got anything to do with “Cock Talk”
Or is even texting naughtiness going to be lost soon?

Did you not see my dick sock?

 

[peekingone]

Did you not see my dick sock?

Ok that is funny.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Did you not see my dick sock?

Oh!! Now it makes sense! Sorry
Carry on Wayward Daughter

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you not see my dick sock?

I didn’t notice that until you said it!

 

[deft]

Did you not see my dick sock?

That looks soooooo cosy!

 

[EvaLane]

NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?

Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.

You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread, already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock () me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.

Doesn’t it hurt a little?

I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh “clit”.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?

I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version “Pesecchia” as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

“SHOULD I GET ICE?!”

I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious

What would you like to know about our testicles?

The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.

 

[Apisto42]

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Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.

Really? There’s an access issue with you? You seem very open … to new experiences.

You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread,

Life goals darling.

already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock () me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.

I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh “clit”.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh

I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version “Pesecchia” as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself

No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

“SHOULD I GET ICE?!”

Yes.

I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious

The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.

Depends. If they’re removed after puberty, it’s too late to keep the audacity, nerve and gall low.

 

[Apisto42]

I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty
View attachment 2554284

I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy

When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.

 

[EvaLane]

When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)

 

[Apisto42]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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Girthy!

 

[LostHorizon]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
View attachment 2554459

You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Tank. I am sure they will give you an offer. Especially if charity is involved!

 

[Mei5ter]

You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Wank.

FIFY.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
View attachment 2554459

You found two cocks to cloth?
If you give them clothes you free them.
Did you mean to lore these fine specimen?
(Special men)

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Tank. I am sure they will give you an offer. Especially if charity is involved!

Too late.
Its already a thing:
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[LostHorizon]

Too late.
Its already a thing:
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That’s not a sock. And it’s never been on Shark Tank.

She still has hope!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That’s not a sock. And it’s never been on Shark Tank.

She still has hope!

Its knitted.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I have a friend who found the love of her life at 75. Don't give up!

That is great to hear. I like hearing that someone found there person.

As for me, it is 4 years later, 4 years of trying (off & on) and no luck for me. Looking at the people I have dated, I honestly can't say that any of them were someone that I could spend my life with. There was never any real spark with any of them. I've paused looking for someone. Not giving up per se and would totally be open to finding someone just not putting myself on dating apps anymore.