Cock Talk

[peekingone]

Did you not see my dick sock?

Ok that is funny.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Did you not see my dick sock?

Oh!! Now it makes sense! Sorry
Carry on Wayward Daughter

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you not see my dick sock?

I didn’t notice that until you said it!

 

[deft]

Did you not see my dick sock?

That looks soooooo cosy!

 

[EvaLane]

NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?

Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.

You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread, already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock () me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.

Doesn’t it hurt a little?

I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh “clit”.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?

I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version “Pesecchia” as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

“SHOULD I GET ICE?!”

I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious

What would you like to know about our testicles?

The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.

 

[Apisto42]

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Nearly never, I assume it’s an access issue, really.

Really? There’s an access issue with you? You seem very open … to new experiences.

You’d basically need to be under me while my legs were spread,

Life goals darling.

already a pretty vulnerable setup for both of us and then decide to sock () me one? That chain of events feels…unlikely, even for me.

I suppose it would, but I mean, that kind of pain really can’t compare to the imitation carpet-burn I earned in my first relationship while he experimented near my inner thigh “clit”.

Of course I tried to redirect but really, thank goodness he was unsuccessful because ouchhhh

I don’t know how I feel about cooch-la-rue my nonna called it this and I found this map. I think she was saying her own version “Pesecchia” as that’s the region her family was from, but who knows.

I don’t think I’ve ever been hit there by anyone other than myself

No, actually, it made me cry once.

We were all young, the four of us. They were brothers and well, we were sisters, so hanging out unsupervised in a basement with a double stacked mattress, a karaoke machine, and unlimited potential seemed inconsequential to the wiser adults around us.

Anyway, the younger brother hauled his knee right into the older brothers balls while we were all jumping on the bed.

Cue the shrieking. Loud, hair raising screaming. And crying, oh my gosh, so much crying.

From me, because the boy was turning blue from not breathing, curled into the smallest little beetle bug shell of a kid I’ve ever seen, absolutely shaking all over. Meanwhile my sister was screaming at the younger brother and I didn’t know what to do.

“SHOULD I GET ICE?!”

Yes.

I managed to yell out through what were turning out to be full on sobs and hiccups. I got some frozen vegetables and sat on the corner of the bed while he gently rocked himself back and forth until he could speak.

I genuinely have no idea what happened afterwards but we were back to jumping on that damn bed a few days later, I know that. So it couldn’t have been that serious

The audacity, the nerve, the gall - basically, does it come from there? I’ve always wondered.

Depends. If they’re removed after puberty, it’s too late to keep the audacity, nerve and gall low.

 

[Apisto42]

I love it when you all allow me to talk knitty
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I started to crochet (top left flowers) in January and then very quickly switched to knitting in March - something was far too easy with that little hook. I started English but quickly moved onto continental once I got my first circulars, which was pretty much immediately to begin my first project, a sweater.

I’m working on socks and colour work now, to keep things spicy

When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.

 

[EvaLane]

When you make my cock sock, increase the size of the ball sack and narrow up the cock sheath. It looks big enough to hold a 40.

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)

 

[Apisto42]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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Girthy!

 

[LostHorizon]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Tank. I am sure they will give you an offer. Especially if charity is involved!

 

[Mei5ter]

You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Wank.

FIFY.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Golly gee, thank you for your detailed feedback I’ll make sure to adjust the stitch count accordingly and you’ll be pleased to know all proceeds from the sale of my oversized dick socks will be donated to Endowment for the Overendowed™.

Look at us, we’re raising awareness one ribbed row at a time

(the actual prototype, modeled here in sunset brights - fulllllllly stretch tested and girth certified)
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You found two cocks to cloth?
If you give them clothes you free them.
Did you mean to lore these fine specimen?
(Special men)

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

You should pitch your cock sock idea on Shark Tank. I am sure they will give you an offer. Especially if charity is involved!

Too late.
Its already a thing:
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[LostHorizon]

Too late.
Its already a thing:
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That’s not a sock. And it’s never been on Shark Tank.

She still has hope!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That’s not a sock. And it’s never been on Shark Tank.

She still has hope!

Its knitted.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I have a friend who found the love of her life at 75. Don't give up!

That is great to hear. I like hearing that someone found there person.

As for me, it is 4 years later, 4 years of trying (off & on) and no luck for me. Looking at the people I have dated, I honestly can't say that any of them were someone that I could spend my life with. There was never any real spark with any of them. I've paused looking for someone. Not giving up per se and would totally be open to finding someone just not putting myself on dating apps anymore.

 

[THROBBS]

This is a good one. I lobbied awhile ago for a great emoji @THROBBS had made himself to be added to Lit’s emoji options. But all my hard work, okay one message sent, was ignored.

It was a gif of a happy little penis “blowing his top”.

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They FOUND HIM!
And deported him!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I love that little guy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

POP QUIZ:

If you are gluten intolerant or have some form of food allergy, does going down on someone who eats gluten (or said food), cause you any trouble? Can you be allergic or sensitive to oral delights

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

POP QUIZ:

If you are gluten intolerant or have some form of food allergy, does going down on someone who eats gluten (or said food), cause you any trouble? Can you be allergic or sensitive to oral delights

Clearly the only feasible way to deal with this is through OIT, or Oral Immuno Therapy. It is defined as: Oral immunotherapy (OIT) is a treatment for food allergies where a person gradually consumes increasing amounts of the food they're allergic to.

You’re welcome. My nurse will be happy to help you. She will be in to see you in about 10 minutes to discuss your treatment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clearly the only feasible way to deal with this is through OIT, or Oral Immuno Therapy. It is defined as: Oral immunotherapy (OIT) is a treatment for food allergies where a person gradually consumes increasing amounts of the food they're allergic to.

You’re welcome. My nurse will be happy to help you. She will be in to see you in about 10 minutes to discuss your treatment.

Best Answer Ever!

 

[EvaLane]

POP QUIZ:

If you are gluten intolerant or have some form of food allergy, does going down on someone who eats gluten (or said food), cause you any trouble? Can you be allergic or sensitive to oral delights

… in unrelated news, I saw a TikTok today that explained as we get older, we slowly develop allergies to our favourite snacks

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

… in unrelated news, I saw a TikTok today that explained as we get older, we slowly develop allergies to our favourite snacks

It is certainly true that we can develop allergies as we age, or that they get stronger. But I would be very skeptical of a tik tok claiming it’s more likely in your favorite snacks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

… in unrelated news, I saw a TikTok today that explained as we get older, we slowly develop allergies to our favourite snacks

I’m starting @Love_Is_Blonde ‘s immunotherapy regime immediately!

 

[EvaLane]

It is certainly true that we can develop allergies as we age, or that they get stronger. But I would be very skeptical of a tik tok claiming it’s more likely in your favorite snacks.

But then how can I make the whole “semen is my favourite snack” joke?

I will put my entire faith and soul and collectable data on TikTok, thank you very muchhhhh.