Cock Talk

Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
Dude, you want me to ask her for you? I know you’re shy and all, but maybe you should front up for this one.
Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
Yeah, you’re both smoking.
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
Probably, but I’m not on enough to notice.
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
See above.
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
You and @Endless_Night you two are adorable.
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
Not active enough.
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
Generally I would interact with them on the boards first, then PM them
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
No. I’m sure people have had virtual threesomes and moresomes, but not my bag.
A different one every day. I am fickle
So we’re not telling everyone? That’s cool boo.
 
@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson , they're version of flirting is like watching ferrets mate. Little jabs, intentional misunderstandings, it's the best.
This reminded me. I was watching Our Planet on Netflix the other day and it talked about blue-collared manakins and their mating ritual.
This video sucks, but it shows how the boys all have to work together to impress a lady bird
 
This reminded me. I was watching Our Planet on Netflix the other day and it talked about blue-collared manakins and their mating ritual.
This video sucks, but it shows how the boys all have to work together to impress a lady bird
I love the teamwork, all the bros working together to get their buddy some tail!
 
I would have to say that @hotwords229_A comes across as extremely sexy when he steps out of the shadows
I’m in the shadows?
Like Batman!
😎
Me of course. 😁
Truer words have never been spoken. 🙂

But if I need to name names then I volunteer myself 😁
👍
I use telepathy. It's bound to work one day.
I like this approach.
Dude, you want me to ask her for you? I know you’re shy and all, but maybe you should front up for this one.
Dude! Don”t tell her I like her, just punch her in the arm and say it’s from me.
Then we’ll see how she reacts.
You and @Endless_Night you two are adorable.
We know.
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
Once upon a time
Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
@morelikeasong is my favorite crush
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
@lavendersilk because I’ve missed her and her lovely pics 🙃
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
The music challenge thread is my personal favorite. And while it gets a lot of traffic, Im’ma need you guys to bring some more!
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
@SalaciousMonkey22 and @morelikeasong because they’re so precious and sweet
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
Uhhhhh…my lurking skills have failed me on this one. And I’m definitely not the best one to matchmake
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
I flirted openly
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
No, and this sounds like too much work 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Once upon a time

@morelikeasong is my favorite crush

@lavendersilk because I’ve missed her and her lovely pics 🙃

The music challenge thread is my personal favorite. And while it gets a lot of traffic, Im’ma need you guys to bring some more!

@SalaciousMonkey22 and @morelikeasong because they’re so precious and sweet

Uhhhhh…my lurking skills have failed me on this one. And I’m definitely not the best one to matchmake

I flirted openly

No, and this sounds like too much work 🤷🏻‍♀️A threeaome PM can be a lot of fun, especially with audio. I did a few in the days of yahoo messenger and they were as hot as hell
A threeaome PM can be a lot of fun, especially with audio. I did a few in the days of yahoo messenger and they were as hot as hell.
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
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Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
@Frankjba1 for the men because really, where did you come from 🥰 and possiblyyyy @Love_Is_Blonde for the women, not that she’s under-appreciated, but she definitely doesn’t get the credit she deserves when it comes to the positivity and genuine spirit she shines upon the Playground 💛
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
Tell Them what you think about them, Good or Bad. Because I’m fucking nosey 😇
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
I have to say, lately it’s definitely either @velona or @AnomalyLady with whoever they’re interacting with on the boards - absolutely so funny, witty, personable and engaging! So much fun to just sit back and watch/listen 💗
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
Every day in the politics boards, I wish those tight ass, obsessive fucks would just kiss each other and get it over with. Or like, at least pay me some attention when I engage. But no, I guess I’m just too much excitement for those grumpy men 🙄
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
If I find someone physically attractive, no, I probably won’t reach out. But if you’ve stimulated me otherwise, I probably will, especially if I have follow up questions - and I always do.
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
Haha no, not this exact setup.

This whole e-threesome thing is very intriguing to me, I can see it somewhat working through DMs because people can add and share and play to their individual comfort level.

But over say, voice chat or cam, how does that go? Like, I know how it would go but what happens after? Do we all laugh and talk a bit of light-hearted gossip while we wipe away our indiscretions? Do we thank each other and say our farewells? Do we move to a farm and start posting TikToks about our Poly lifestyle? Who am I after and who are we? Right?

Anyway… I have my eyes on two lovely ladies of Lit that I think would be a bunch of fun! But I’m going to keep those names a secret…

Ah fuck it.

@B_mossy24 @MyBee 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

If anyone doesn’t want to be tagged lol let me know but really, I love you all. You all deserve some special praise and attention. Let a Canadian celebrate Canada Day the way she wants to, ok?!!!!?!!??!!!?🇨🇦
 
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Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?

Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
Me? Aroused? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
@velona is super hot and fun
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
There was a lyrics emporium thread that I enjoyed. It never had a lot of action but I thought it was a fun game concept
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
I’ve gotta echo Tig on this one, I can never get enough of @Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson … they are both so funny and don’t take themselves too seriously.

…Also, they’re hot 🥵.
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
There’s litsters that don’t get along that I wish would.
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
I’m pretty open with my flirtation, though it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m interested. And I’m not super shy to send a PM (to men, that is)
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
I have participated in a threesome PM 🤭
But not in the way you describe.
 
First just want to say thank you to @EvaLane and @morelikeasong for the mentions. I always feel kinda nerdy and awkward and you both just made me smile and blush!

Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?

Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
Um, yes! But I’m not going to name names!
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
I’d say @B_mossy24
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
I love the audio threads. Voices can be so intimate!
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
I actually really enjoy watching everyone flirt but especially those who are clearly together and making virtual googly eyes at each other 😍
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
This can be tough - I’d rather keep things on the threads for the most part and do kind of worry that if I’m interacting a lot with someone it will be seen as an invite to something more.

Anyone that has messaged me has been great about respecting boundaries though so I’m getting more comfortable just being out there. There are so many varied and interesting people here, and I love new ideas and perspectives!

Also love, love, LOVE. that so many people are comfortable posting pictures! Especially the women showing so many different kinds of beautiful bodies! I really like the pictures from men as well but for the most part am not yet comfortable to like or comment on those. But guys if you don’t gets lots of responses, just know there are still lurkers secretly perving & enjoying!
 
First just want to say thank you to @EvaLane and @morelikeasong for the mentions. I always feel kinda nerdy and awkward and you both just made me smile and blush!


Um, yes! But I’m not going to name names!

I’d say @B_mossy24

I love the audio threads. Voices can be so intimate!

I actually really enjoy watching everyone flirt but especially those who are clearly together and making virtual googly eyes at each other 😍

This can be tough - I’d rather keep things on the threads for the most part and do kind of worry that if I’m interacting a lot with someone it will be seen as an invite to something more.

Anyone that has messaged me has been great about respecting boundaries though so I’m getting more comfortable just being out there. There are so many varied and interesting people here, and I love new ideas and perspectives!

Also love, love, LOVE. that so many people are comfortable posting pictures! Especially the women showing so many different kinds of beautiful bodies! I really like the pictures from men as well but for the most part am not yet comfortable to like or comment on those. But guys if you don’t gets lots of responses, just know there are still lurkers secretly perving & enjoying!
🥺🥺🥺🥺 Thank you, darling!!
 
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@Frankjba1 for the men because really, where did you come from 🥰 and possiblyyyy @Love_Is_Blonde for the women, not that she’s under-appreciated, but she definitely doesn’t get the credit she deserves when it comes to the positivity and genuine spirit she shines upon the Playground 💛

Tell Them what you think about them, Good or Bad. Because I’m fucking nosey 😇

I have to say, lately it’s definitely either @velona or @AnomalyLady with whoever they’re interacting with on the boards - absolutely so funny, witty, personable and engaging! So much fun to just sit back and watch/listen 💗

Every day in the politics boards, I wish those tight ass, obsessive fucks would just kiss each other and get it over with. Or like, at least pay me some attention when I engage. But no, I guess I’m just too much excitement for those grumpy men 🙄

If I find someone physically attractive, no, I probably won’t reach out. But if you’ve stimulated me otherwise, I probably will, especially if I have follow up questions - and I always do.

If someone is waiting for me to reach out, they really shouldn’t. I don’t hesitate, so why would you?

Haha no, not this exact setup.

This whole e-threesome thing is very intriguing to me, I can see it somewhat working through DMs because people can add and share and play to their individual comfort level.

But over say, voice chat or cam, how does that go? Like, I know how it would go but what happens after? Do we all laugh and talk a bit of light-hearted gossip while we wipe away our indiscretions? Do we thank each other and say our farewells? Do we move to a farm and start posting TikToks about our Poly lifestyle? Who am I after and who are we? Right?

Anyway… I have my eyes on two lovely ladies of Lit that I think would be a bunch of fun to ruin/make some guys day. But I’m going to keep those names a secret…

Ah fuck it.

@B_mossy24 @MyBee 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

If anyone doesn’t want to be tagged lol let me know but really, I love you all. You all deserve some special praise and attention. Let a Canadian celebrate Canada Day the way she wants to, ok?!!!!?!!??!!!?🇨🇦
😍 I knew you wanted to put me on a leash!! 😝 Heheh that would be a very fun threeE-Some
 
Literotica Fact states that all of our sexual awakenings did NOT happen until our 18th birthdays and that FACT will not be disputed here.

*all of these questions, and your subsequent answers, take place after your 18th birthday. 👍

Was sex openly discussed or acknowledged in your household?
Did you discover your Dad’s Playboys? Your Mom’s Playgirls? Watch R-rated movies you weren’t supposed to watch? Did you hack the parental controls? What was your introduction into sexy stuff?
Now that you’re older than 18, do you realize that everyone knew you were masturbating, or were you a Ninja Bean Flicker/Wang Cranker?
How did you hide your porn? Did you hide it? What was it?
Compared to today, have your masturbation fantasies matured, remained the same or completely changed from when you were 18?
How did “the talk” go? Did you have “the talk” or was your sexual knowledge entirely learned from the locker room until you finally had sex when you were 35?

Sex wasn't openly discussed, but it wasn't NOT discussed.

And no, I didn't but my dad was doing work for some company in recording and he was sent weird adult movies from them and they threw them away. It was really weird! We watched Sex and the City, though..

My indoctrination was lit, really. When I was just old enough :)

I didn't hide anything - it was all online.

And I don't think stuff has changed, in terms of fantasies, I'm just less interested in fake bodies and bullshit. I prefer writing and audio now.

I never had "the talk" and I learned everything on my own! Self taught, no less!
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
Have been for sure!
IhateClowns
Cotswalds
Thom_the_gleeman
Cat
LadyLacivious

... And of course, that fucker who got me pregnant; default24

Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
Cotswalds, for sure

Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
No. I don't bounce around like I used to.

Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?

Lord_Pmann and Mr Bogey

Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?

No

If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?

Openly flirt. But I do that with all y'all :p

Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)

I started a thread between LadyLacivious and Lmizzler. We don't e-fuck, but we do point out when we share photos (and sometimes send stuff not on the regular boards 😎)
 
uh huh, only everyday

@nrjlives4ever , He deleted his profile few months back, but we're still friends on other apps. He is one of the funniest people alive. His humor is more subtle, less in your face, but very clever, and he's got a great sense for the sensual.

@Scrawney 's threads, and @PrettyLilPussy19 has great ones as well. Both have good traffic, but I'd like to see more people jump in.

@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson , they're version of flirting is like watching ferrets mate. Little jabs, intentional misunderstandings, it's the best.

Not that I can think of, though I was quite,  quite, high one night and saw two litsters kind of circling one another. I didn't know her, but I'm friendly with him, and, super fuzzy headed me thought it was a great idea to message and say "he's so cool & super nice, you should totally message him!" Luckily it was well received, and she did, if they hooked up I have no idea.

I'm intrigued by words, good humor, more than pics, initially. So, I message. Though, my current amigovio messaged me first, and stood out because it was not a creepy or weird opening line!


No, and I'm not sure how I'd even go about that. It would feel like voyeurism, or maybe live text porn? I mean, it could be hot, but I'm not sure how to work out the logistics of it
I was hoping we were more like cute little bunnies 😝
 
I was hoping we were more like cute little bunnies 😝
Have you seen bunnies go at it? I don't know if that would be a compliment to @Bry1313 's lasting power, or just over all skill in the bedroom 😉 Then again, this is a judgement free zone, if you enjoy the idea of getting pounded by a tiny jackhammer for 2.3 seconds, who am I to judge 🤔🤷‍♀️
 
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So. I have questions.

1. Dave Lister from Red Dwarf and...who's the other Lister you have in mind?
2. Is what you're describing actually a threesome, or two people e-boning with someone else watching? That sounds kind of like a SRP (most of those actually seem to be collaborative stories, but I guess they don't have to be, and they could be written as two people fucking for the rest of Lit to see...)
3. PM E-boning between two people, as I understand it, is pretty straightforward. One writes, the other responds, and then there's that period where the person replying sends shorter responses with typos everywhere and you figure...ah, your other hand is busy, stop typing and leave this to me. But with three...how do you decide who says and does what when? Do you find you interrupt each other and lose the flow? Does someone have to be in charge?
I don’t have the slightest idea what I meant by that. Your guess is as good as mine. 😎
I wrote those questions 5 days ago which in memory time is, like, three years?

Rereading my question now, it is clearly not a threesome as much a voyeuristic/exhibitionism act.
Still totally hot, but not quite a threesome. 🤷‍♂️
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
👀
- Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)
It was ######### and then also ######## and then there was that one time with ########## - I regret that. Let's not mention it again.
*the names have been changed to protect the innocent
Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?
Almost defintely. But it's hard to be heard above the noise. And so I don't know of any. Unless you include me. *ahem*
Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?
 Nope
Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?
i love to watch all the interactions. Seeing new people. Watching the people who flock to new people. Seeing if any interactions seem to be occurring. It's the equivalent of poeple watching and I LOVE that.
Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?
Me and the fit ones.
If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?
Yes. (This is a lie. I'm horrendously shy and will rarely make the first move. By the time, I really like someone they have either found someone else or friend zoned me)
Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)
No.
 
NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

One of the most difficult things about being a guy is protecting your nuts.

No matter what it is that’s flying through the air, it is, inevitably, headed right for our balls.

When a kid climbs in your lap, they step right on your testicles—every time.
When the dog jumps up on the couch, their rear paw crushes your manbag—every time.

Our clackers are a literal magnet for all things in motion.

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
Doesn’t it hurt a little?
The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
What would you like to know about our testicles?


MEN:

What is your worst experience of getting hit in the balls?
Why do we laugh at other guys when we know how much it hurts?
Do you have an awesome story of a hot nurse tending to your injured balls, or is that just stuff from the movies?
Do you like having your balls played with, or is that not something you like?
What question do you want women to answer about their vaginas?
 
Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
Oh honey, my crotch gets WAY more action than any man I know... 🤭

Doesn’t it hurt a little?
That's half the fun of it.

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?

I once fell off my bike seat and damn near passed out from the overwhelming experience that was. It was something way more intense than pain.

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

No. I'm mortified. Y'all can be entertained if you want. I want no part of that.

(I am in to Femme Domme, though 😈)

What would you like to know about our testicles?

With all due respect, I've taught men way more about testicles than most have taught me. (Weird flex, but boy George am I owning it 😎🤓)
Surprise me?
 
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