Cock Talk

[LilKitKat]

The knife is very disturbing. I would have carved it in the other room.
Anything else is too risky.

why not use a different food item, no knife needed...such as

 

[Taegul]

This is why I could never compete in the condiments industry. I would name mine Bert’s Man Ballsack Mustard.

I'd probably call mine T's Mantard and promptly get cancelled.

 

[Taegul]

Do they have to call it a "Gush"? Am I the only one that finds that word to be insanely unsexy?

 

[NoObjection]

this is why you go down and EAT out a woman...or her ass for that matter

That sounds like an invitation.

 

[Apisto42]

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

So, you’re buying the footlongs then? Do you need a footlong one to really enjoy it?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yarn. Lots and lots of yarn.

Does she make things out of the yarn? In that case, collecting it makes sense. If not, you may need to get out of there immediately!

Comic guy would probably have more defined fetishes but who knows...

This is interesting. I hadn’t thought of it that way.

why not use a different food item, no knife needed...such as

I think any food item I would also want to eat could cause a conflict.

 

[LilKitKat]

So, you’re buying the footlongs then? Do you need a footlong one to really enjoy it?

I like cocktail weenies just as much as the big kielbasas

 

[redsnowbunny]

I think any food item I would also want to eat could cause a conflict.

I like the way you think.
Also, LoL

 

[redsnowbunny]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

oh my! I remember this.
Why do I find this both disturbing and arousing?

 

[jonnoback]

oh my! I remember this.
Why do I find this both disturbing and arousing?

Not sure it really did it for him... given he used his hands most of the time. And so little cum too...

 

[LilKitKat]

Not sure it really did it for him... given he used his hands most of the time. And so little cum too...

maybe the volume was...less...because he jerked off right before the vid so as not to cum quickly because of that super shapely gourd!? I mean...bombshell right?!

 

[EvaLane]

Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment

 

[LilKitKat]

Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

 

[EvaLane]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

I fear he was all over the measuring tape map, more highs and lows than a sine wave on espresso ️

 

[jonnoback]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

Oh I like that one! And he cut at least 3 times... and still didn't like it.

 

[NoObjection]

he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once

I thought it was measure with a micrometer, mark it with a grease pencil and cut it with an axe.

 

[jason28053]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

Gave new meaning to JACK-o’-lantern

 

[OldSoldier96]

The knife is very disturbing. I would have carved it in the other room.
Anything else is too risky.

I remember a name once….Bobbit….

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Gave new meaning to JACK-o’-lantern

And here I am stuck thinking about it being a butternut squash.

 

[jason28053]

And here I am stuck thinking about it being a butternut squash.

Emphasis on NUT?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Emphasis on NUT?

How could you not??

 

[hotwords229_A]

A thought that should never be pondered.

I remember a funny moment when @deefalttwunnyfor wondered what sexual position his parents were in that resulted in his birth to which @Lord Pmann responded, “Well, it wasn’t anal”.

That made me laugh.

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?
Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?
Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

I just can't. I can't even imagine them in the same room together anymore, let alone the same bed.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

When we cleaned out my mom's house, I found their love letters from the early 60s. They had sex. They had a lot of it.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

Nope, not at all. Nope. Nope. Nope.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I just can't. I can't even imagine them in the same room together anymore, let alone the same bed.

When we cleaned out my mom's house, I found their love letters from the early 60s. They had sex. They had a lot of it.

Nope, not at all. Nope. Nope. Nope.

This is a difficult one. At the same time, I would be a little disappointed to know that I’m the product of bad sex. I like to think the Earth shook, stuff got broken and the neighbors almost called the cops.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A thought that should never be pondered.

I remember a funny moment when @deefalttwunnyfor wondered what sexual position his parents were in that resulted in his birth to which @Lord Pmann responded, “Well, it wasn’t anal”.

That made me laugh.

I am very funny.

While trying to block the visual and consider the theoretical:

What sexual position do you imagine caused you to go swimming for eggs?

I don’t tend to think about this. At all. For me, I’m happy to subscribe to the stork theory.

Speaking of swimming for eggs… I would like to point out that my first act that I can remember was winning a swimming contest against about a billion others. I won. It wasn’t a tie like some of those bullshit twin races. I won by a long shot.

Have you been able to accept the fact that your parents had sex?

No. When I discovered that’s how babies happened, I was really bothered. I hated it. I remember a kid I played basketball with told me this is how babies were made. I was like 7 or 8. I knew about sex, but I didn’t know that. I was pretty bothered. I started asking my father some vague questions to verify the validity of this. Like, “Do you have to be married to have a baby?” My father was dancing around these questions and my worst fears were confirmed.

Assuming it was abstract, would you be interested in knowing the circumstances of that moment—was it a quicky, a night of passion, was it dirty, hot, on purpose, by accident, from behind, etc.?

No. I don’t need to know. Don’t want to know.