Cock Talk

[Saltfountain]

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

Not American 'style' mustard I'm sure...

 

[LilKitKat]

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard. Like saying the word “Space” before everything in space. Like people on the ISS saying, “Hey, can I borrow your Space Pencil and some Space Paper?”

Though, now that I think about it, we do call it American Cheese.



Mines much better, not so spicy.

why do some people call it "tuna fish" sandwich?
Is there a "tuna horse" sandwich? No. Its a tuna sandwich.
and yes, I have fucking said tuna fish.
But its tuna.

 

[LilKitKat]

Not American 'style' mustard I'm sure...

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

 

[ScarletDaisy]

why do some people call it "tuna fish" sandwich?
Is there a "tuna horse" sandwich? No. Its a tuna sandwich.
and yes, I have fucking said tuna fish.
But its tuna.

But it is the chicken of the sea, so maybe adding the fish is just to clear things up?

 

[Saltfountain]

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

Does it make your eyes water and your nose run?

Would you be genuinely scared to rub it on your clit?

 

[Lmizzler]

I had to look up Marmite.

I think I’ll stick to licking other things I’ve slathered on nipples for now!

Damn, now I’m horny again!

And hungry at the same time

 

[LilKitKat]

But it is the chicken of the sea, so maybe adding the fish is just to clear things up?

if yer getting yer fishies out of a popular brand little tin then sure ok

but ok, Ill make sure to say this next time I order: "Ill have the BBQ chicken fowl sandwich please, not the chicken of the sea sandwich for your clarification"

 

[LilKitKat]

And hungry at the same time

this is why you go down and EAT out a woman...or her ass for that matter

 

[LilKitKat]

Does it make your eyes water and your nose run?

Would you be genuinely scared to rub it on your clit?

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

 

[Saltfountain]

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

English mustard on your clit would result in PTSD

 

[redsnowbunny]

ORIGINAL formula of Nutella...not the post 2017 "update"...but yes, a favorite treat that has many uses...

I can only agree.. sadly.

 

[deft]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

 

[redsnowbunny]

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

luckily!!!! ahahahaah!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

It's for the best

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

 

[Saltfountain]

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

 

[deft]

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

Any other proteins acceptable?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Any other proteins acceptable?

I think I have a list... Maybe a spreadsheet?

 

[LilKitKat]

Any other proteins acceptable?

preferably in liquid form

 

[stargame]

preferably in liquid form

Creamy liquid form.

 

[deft]

preferably in liquid form

I believe we're on the same page

 

[Saltfountain]

I believe we're on the same page

You need to improve your aim I think...

 

[deft]

You need to improve your aim I think...

Sorry... always a danger of friendly fire when I'm in this mood...

 

[Saltfountain]

Sorry... always a danger of friendly fire when I'm in this mood...

I meant more if you were getting it on the page...

 

[hotwords229_A]

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

This is why I could never compete in the condiments industry. I would name mine Bert’s Man Ballsack Mustard.