Cock Talk

[LilKitKat]

Does it make your eyes water and your nose run?

Would you be genuinely scared to rub it on your clit?

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

 

[Saltfountain]

it definitely has a good mustardy vinegary taste!
Not sure Id rub it on my clit, but I do enjoy it on something long and hard and fleshy that often slides nicely between two buns...

English mustard on your clit would result in PTSD

 

[redsnowbunny]

ORIGINAL formula of Nutella...not the post 2017 "update"...but yes, a favorite treat that has many uses...

I can only agree.. sadly.

 

[deft]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

 

[redsnowbunny]

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

luckily!!!! ahahahaah!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

It's for the best

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I was going to scroll back and see why we’re talking about condiments on clits, but I’ve decided to just accept it.

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

 

[Saltfountain]

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

 

[deft]

Right? No mustard on my food or body, regardless of its nation of origin!

Any other proteins acceptable?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Any other proteins acceptable?

I think I have a list... Maybe a spreadsheet?

 

[LilKitKat]

Any other proteins acceptable?

preferably in liquid form

 

[stargame]

preferably in liquid form

Creamy liquid form.

 

[deft]

preferably in liquid form

I believe we're on the same page

 

[Saltfountain]

I believe we're on the same page

You need to improve your aim I think...

 

[deft]

You need to improve your aim I think...

Sorry... always a danger of friendly fire when I'm in this mood...

 

[Saltfountain]

Sorry... always a danger of friendly fire when I'm in this mood...

I meant more if you were getting it on the page...

 

[hotwords229_A]

This mustard is excellent

https://bertmanballparkmustard.com/

This is why I could never compete in the condiments industry. I would name mine Bert’s Man Ballsack Mustard.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

This is why I could never compete in the condiments industry. I would name mine Bert’s Man Ballsack Mustard.

Sounds about right to me.

 

[Saltfountain]

This is why I could never compete in the condiments industry. I would name mine Bert’s Man Ballsack Mustard.

I would make an English mustard, and call it "The Colonel"

It would have undertones of rogue, and caddish notes, but ultimately would make your mouth feel like NATO were holding war games in there...

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would make an English mustard, and call it "The Colonel"

Would it be “finger-licking good”?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Still, I am curious how many men have toys and hide it not only from their partners, but people they chat with online and why? Have you ever DIY’d your own American Pie? When did you purchase your first real one? How does it compare to your newest purchase? What feature/settings are crucial to you enjoying yourself to the fullest with a sex toy?

I’m quoting this again because I, too, would like to know if there are any great male sex toys out there.

I am of the belief that we just use our hand 98% of the time. Am I wrong?

 

[deft]

I’m quoting this again because I, too, would like to know if there are any great male sex toys out there.

I am of the belief that we just use our hand 98% of the time. Am I wrong?

Lovense Gush... incredible frenulum massager that has the bonus of being remotely controllable

https://www.lovense.com/gush-2-best-remote-controlled-vibrating-male-penis-massager

 

[peekingone]

I’m quoting this again because I, too, would like to know if there are any great male sex toys out there.

I am of the belief that we just use our hand 98% of the time. Am I wrong?

I agree 98% of the time all hands on dick.

 

[hotwords229_A]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

I also meant to ask, was anyone else disappointed in the cumshot?
I was really expecting more. I expected him to plaster that thing!
Maybe this was take #5 and he was out of ammo?

 

[KyleR215]

I’m quoting this again because I, too, would like to know if there are any great male sex toys out there.

I am of the belief that we just use our hand 98% of the time. Am I wrong?

There are some fine toys for guys out there like plugs, cock rings, flashlight type of toys, Lovense, etc…

And you are right, 95% of the time the hand is good. But sometimes a person likes to spice it up and use different things.

I am not afraid to admit that I have and use toys on myself. They are fun and enjoyable