Cock Talk

[lavendersilk]

Boys and Their Toys

Finally! I want to hear more about male sex toys!

Let’s talk about Man-boys. I’m not sure that’s the proper term, but I’m going with it. All guys everywhere have a hobby, obsession, collection, etc.

Oh...

For some guys it’s tools, cars, knives, guns, etc. “Man Stuff”, if you will.

I don't find half of those things hot. But, I won't judge.

For other’s, it’s a little “Less Manly”: Action figures, comic books, Blu-ray collections, things that maybe you don’t tell your girlfriends about, or maybe it make your eyes roll.

If you are passionate about something, it is very hot. I collect half of those things myself. Barbies are action figures, right?

What do you (or your partner) collect?

n/a

Have you ever lost interest in a guy when you went to his home and saw his Pokémon collection (or something similar)?

No, I've fucked a guy while looking up and seeing a bunch of Funko!Pop figures staring at me. It was kinda like I was at a sex party.

Have you noticed a difference in a tool guy vs. a comic book guy sexually?

Nope.

Does your partner collect something that boggles your mind?

n/a

Have you ever collected something and thought, “this will not help me get laid”?

Precious Moments dolls probably. But idgaf.

Are you on the same page as your collecting partner, do you go to comic-cons, role play, or just have the same hobby/interest?

n/a

 

[EvaLane]

Finally! I want to hear more about male sex toys

This is what I’ve been saying for months but you bring one squash into it and suddenly no one wants to share

But you already know that, you were there

Still, I am curious how many men have toys and hide it not only from their partners, but people they chat with online and why? Have you ever DIY’d your own American Pie? When did you purchase your first real one? How does it compare to your newest purchase? What feature/settings are crucial to you enjoying yourself to the fullest with a sex toy?

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is what I’ve been saying for months but you bring one squash into it and suddenly no one wants to share

That’s because we were all too busy outside planting squash.
That video gave me a boner, for the second time! But don’t tell anybody.

Still, I am curious how many men have toys and hide it not only from their partners, but people they chat with online and why?

I bought one sex toy in my life, not that long ago. I used it once, it was meh. The cleanup annoyed me. I don’t remember what it is called, but it’s basically a latex blob you put over your cock and rub one out into. It feels good, but not great. My hand gets the job done far more efficiently.

Have you ever DIY’d your own American Pie?

I don’t think I’ve fucked many food products. I did use a Shop Vac once for about half a second, then panicked as it sucked me in. I don’t know what I expected, but in that half second I imagined my dick being pulled off and never tried it again.

When did you purchase your first real one?

Last year. I think I even promised to review it here, but then I didn’t. I suppose we could call my above response my review.

How does it compare to your newest purchase?

I don’t imagine I’ll continue in the sex toy purchasing. My hand, or someone’s mouth/vagina can’t really be replicated.

What feature/settings are crucial to you enjoying yourself to the fullest with a sex toy?

I am growing pumpkins for Halloween, if all goes well, maybe I’ll stick it in one.

 

[Wand3rlust]

A cumpkin.

 

[AmberLGreen]

A cumpkin.

I wonder if cumpkin seed would have the same health benefits

 

[Saltfountain]

I wonder if cumpkin seed would have the same health benefits

Same taste, creamier texture

 

[redsnowbunny]

Do it! Link it!

I did do it!!
Now I need you answering to the thread with your wildest anecdotes!!

Here is the LINK to the Wet or Dry thread..

Would you prefer me to start with a for instance or do you have silly , wild anecdotes of your own to share?

 

[Lmizzler]

POP QUIZ:

If you are gluten intolerant or have some form of food allergy, does going down on someone who eats gluten (or said food), cause you any trouble? Can you be allergic or sensitive to oral delights

Your quest for knowledge is limitless. Good man!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your quest for knowledge is limitless. Good man!

Nothing ruins a blowjob faster than having to look for an EPIPEN! I mean, unless she’s into that.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Nothing ruins a blowjob faster than having to look for an EPIPEN! I mean, unless she’s into that.

This seems to be related to @jonnoback What can I lick off nipples (and other areas) quest too.

The lesson seems to be :
Slather all you want , but always have an Epipen at the ready.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This seems to be related to @jonnoback What can I lick off nipples (and other areas) quest too.

The lesson seems to be :
Slather all you want , but always have an Epipen at the ready.

I had to look up Marmite.

I think I’ll stick to licking other things I’ve slathered on nipples for now!

Damn, now I’m horny again!

 

[redsnowbunny]

I had to look up Marmite.

I think I’ll stick to licking other things I’ve slathered on nipples for now!

Damn, now I’m horny again!

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

 

[jonnoback]

This seems to be related to @jonnoback What can I lick off nipples (and other areas) quest too.

The lesson seems to be :
Slather all you want , but always have an Epipen at the ready.

Or: before I open my bag of assorted implements do you have any allergies?

 

[Saltfountain]

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

Marmite won't kill you...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Marmite won't kill you...

It sounds more like an explosive than a condiment!

 

[hotwords229_A]

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

I make my own NUTella.

 

[Saltfountain]

It sounds more like an explosive than a condiment!

That's English Mustard

 

[Wand3rlust]

Don't diss Marmite. *stares*

 

[redsnowbunny]

I make my own NUTella.

I doubt it tastes the same though

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's English Mustard

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard. Like saying the word “Space” before everything in space. Like people on the ISS saying, “Hey, can I borrow your Space Pencil and some Space Paper?”

Though, now that I think about it, we do call it American Cheese.

Don't diss Marmite. *stares*

I doubt it tastes the same though

Mines much better, not so spicy.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Mines much better, not so spicy.

Nutella is spicy to you?

 

[Saltfountain]

It would be funnier if you guys called it English Mustard.

We do.

It differentiates it from French mustard, Dijon mustard, wholegrain mustard and that piss weak stuff you guys put on hotdogs

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nutella is spicy to you?

No, mustard. My Man Mustard is much less spicy than any other mustard.

 

[LilKitKat]

As already stated,
nothing beats Nutella.
For a number of reasons.

ORIGINAL formula of Nutella...not the post 2017 "update"...but yes, a favorite treat that has many uses...

 

[Saltfountain]

that piss weak stuff you guys put on hotdogs

Which seems to be called American mustard...

Or would be if had actually got closer to mustard than just trading it as a colour on a paint chart...