Bumper Stickers for women to have and men to just shut up about

[Kymberley]

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

One more...


21. WHEN IS IT OUR TURN TO RULE THE WORLD? OH? NEVER? OH, OKAY THEN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK? BEER? SURE, COMING UP.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I have one bumper sticker. It says:

"Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies."

 

[IA951]

Re: One more...

21. WHEN IS IT OUR TURN TO RULE THE WORLD? OH? NEVER? OH, OKAY THEN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK? BEER? SURE, COMING UP.

Very nice!
very nice indeed...
I would put that on the car with pride!

 

[Calamity Jane]

I have three bumper stickers on my car...

Wage Peace

When the people lead, the leaders will follow

Why sleep when we can dance naked in the moonlight?

 

[Gilly Bean]

I have a bumper sticker that says:

My family is more disfunctional then yours!

 

[Angel]

Re: One more...

21. WHEN IS IT OUR TURN TO RULE THE WORLD? OH? NEVER? OH, OKAY THEN. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK? BEER? SURE, COMING UP.

I'm sorry, but I'll have to retract your Ice Cream deliveries for the rest of the century.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I have a bumper sticker that says:

My family is more disfunctional then yours!

my sister has one that says "my family puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional"

 

[pluckdduck]

Oh I do Love the mind of Women..
How sweet to take the thoughts of a male place them on stickers and sell them to Blondes who have no thought process of their own.. No wonder we rule the world.

Women are so gullible and predictable. Show them a little careing ,some flowers, a Card written by some other man saying all those things she wants to hear,and she can't drop those drawers fast enough.

Hell it don't even cost a smart man dinner and a movie anymore. Knock on her door with the above mentioned items and she will rape you in the living room.

Men Rule the World because they are intouch with nature. We know our destiney is to be the warriors. Protect the Homeland and see to it our supurb genes are implanted into as many females as is possible. So We can continue our conquests over humanity and the lesser of the breed "females"

Keep your Sweet Cheeks spread and we will continue to breed you as well as all others of your sex

Oh the Power of being Male."So many women So little time"

Take a Ticket take a Seat and I will see you when I can get to you "Maybe"

 

[Guest]

Come on pluckdduck, take my hand and come out of the closet. Come on, we're all friends here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Pluckduck -- don't be on my side, okay?

 

[pluckdduck]

Will gladly come out of my closet When you release your name and profile online as I have.

No Need to do as a Woman says unless she is on her knees begging me to full fill her most unacheavible fantasy which is to swallow my wonderful load of Baby Making seed.

But I may make the deposite in her womb if I believe her to be worthy of my affections.

Maybe

 

[lilminx]

Not a bumper sticker, but I'll share it anyway...

My license plate frame says "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere".


Pluckduck...
I thought the title of this thread said "Bumper stickers for women to have and men to just SHUT UP about"? Can't you read, or is that too difficult for you to do with your head up your ass?

 

[pluckdduck]

Dixie

When I am wrong I am the first to admit it You do have your name up I was responding to another Person who was afraid to leave their name

I Stand corrected. Enjoy it there are few times I am wrong.

The rest of my responce remains intact

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[JazzManJim]

And a few more...

1. If you don't like my driving, YOU come and take these handcuffs off!

2. Don't mind me, I'm just here for the sex.

3. Support the arts, sleep with a jazz man!

4. Get thee down. Be thou funky.

Two of these are on my car, actually.

And dont' mind the troll. They're like bad dreams. They go away if you ignore them.

 

[pluckdduck]

Minx
Sorry to tell you this , but the rules we play by today were instigated by your predessors.

" Egual Rights under the law". Or does that only matter when it is convient for the Lessor Sex? I think not. You Bimbos wanted Your rights so You can have them up your sweaty goat Smelling Cheeks..

If You want to be a man Stand up and Piss without pissing on your legs. as of now the best you can do is whine about the toilet seat being up.

Myself I leave it down so women can sit on it wet.

What a thoughtfull lover I am

 

[Gymble]

pluckdduck -
Will gladly come out of my closet When you release your name and profile online as I have.

Boy, that was easy.
Come on brother - I know you've secretly been memorizing the lyrics for years now - don't hold back now!

Somewhere over the rainbow
way up high..

Sing it with me!

 

[lilminx]

Minx
Sorry to tell you this , but the rules we play by today were instigated by your predessors.
" Egual Rights under the law". Or does that only matter when it is convient for the Lessor Sex? I think not. You Bimbos wanted Your rights so You can have them up your sweaty goat Smelling Cheeks..
If You want to be a man Stand up and Piss without pissing on your legs. as of now the best you can do is whine about the toilet seat being up.
Myself I leave it down so women can sit on it wet.
What a thoughtfull lover I am

Wow- I've been here a month and I already have someone to put on "ignore"! Pretty cool...

 

[pluckdduck]

Celest
You are Such a thoughtfull Lover. Oh to Just be in your presence would make me feel as if I had died and Gone to hell. Well Damn I would be wouldn't I?

But then we all know You can't stand the fact there is a man out there that You can't controll with your inflated ego and silicon inhanced breasts.

Poor Poor thing you will never know the pleasure of the most wonderful lover on the face of this earth.

Hope your heart isn't broken to bad, but after years of miserable existance you will get over me.

Maybe

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixie

When I am wrong I am the first to admit it You do have your name up I was responding to another Person who was afraid to leave their name

I Stand corrected. Enjoy it there are few times I am wrong.

The rest of my responce remains intact

I have no idea what you're talking about.

What were you "wrong" about? (You know, besides assuming that you're in any way humorous, witty, endearing, or at all to be appreciated by anyone who doesn't think "Blind Date" is the best show ever!.}

 

[lilminx]

Minx-

Was it referring to me? Sheesh, I gotta tell Brian that one. He'd love it. My predecessors pushed for the right to vote, today, I push for funding for Planned Parenthood and other non-Profit organizations dedicated to educating women about their bodies and their reproductive rights. I will do what I am entitled to. I would never and have neer dated a prick like you, in fact, if I had, I probably would have emasculated him, I'm not kind in general. Even Brian has caught a tongue lashing from me. And any man who is disgusting enough to piss on the toilet rather than in it, would never make it to my bathroom. There's two other's in the house-he can take his pick. Oh and yeah, there's a reason I live in the Virgin Vault-it's so I don't have to deal with cunt rags like you.

CB-sorry, but I don't know what the asswipe was referring to, seeing as how I now have IT on ignore. Lovely feature, by the way!
It's amazing how a thread that started all in good fun can turn so nasty just by one idiotic, ignorant and insulting bastard... IT's like a cross between Yayati and some of the awful trolls around here...

 

[CelestialBody]

Ahhh...wonderful irony

 

[pluckdduck]

Minx
Sorry to bust your bubble about having me on ignore.

You are only missing one small part. I never wanted to be on Your list, so being on your ignore proves what I have said all along.. Your inflated egos and silicone breasts have gone to your head.

A man you can't have and you have no idea how to handle it.

the unregestisterd My Profile is and always has been up it has more info on it than yours does.. Get some cheese with that whine