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Beck31

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Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
 
Beck31 said:
Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
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So since you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? :devil:
 
I'm not the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
Hear 2 of the best lines: you have nice legs. What our do they open up?
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg Easter I want to visit new years eve.
 
Hear 2 of the best lines: you have nice legs. What hour do they open up?
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg Easter I want to visit new years eve.
 
Lol. One of the funnier ones I have heard is this: Are you good at math? B/c we could subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply.
 
The best (and also the worst) come on line I heard was: May I slither in?
In fairness, this line was used mostly as a joke, but well, I rather liked it. If I wasn't a girl I could have used it :D .
 
KingsMistress said:
The best (and also the worst) come on line I heard was: May I slither in?
In fairness, this line was used mostly as a joke, but well, I rather liked it. If I wasn't a girl I could have used it :D .
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With your PMs off it is difficult to comment
 
..starts touching the person's hair..

"What are you doing?"
"Just envisioning how your hair would look arranged on my pillows."
 
Heaven must be missing an angel or Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
Somebody call the police b/c you stole my heart

Those two are guaranteed to at least get some laughs if not a phonenumber
 
My best

Beck31 said:
Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
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This is something I actually did and is more of an act than a line. It was 1982 and I was at the beach for the week with my family. I had just graduated high school and was 18 years old. I had been eyeing a slightly older lady all week. She was 10 years older. I was in love from afar. I really wanted to meet her. It was getting late in the week and I knew I had to move fast or risk never seeing her again. She left her blanket and went for a walk down the beach. I must have been feeling pretty brave, or desperate. I waited until she was far down the beach. I walked over to her blanket and laid down on my back. I took the shirt that she left behind and covered my face with it to block the sun, AND waited. I would periodically look down the beach to see if she was returning. When she was within sight I laid down and just relaxed. I heard the sound of her feet kicking up the sand as she ran to her towel and abruptly stopped. A small amount of sand was kicked into her blanket and me. I very casually removed her shirt from my face, dusted off the sand and looked at her. She said "hey, you are on my blanket!" I looked around at her blanket as if I was inspecting to verify what she had said was true. I looked back up at her and said "you are right, I am. Would you like to lie down?" sheaughed and said "I guess so." I introduced myself and the conversation began. We spent the rest if the evening together, exchanged phone numbers and addresses. Not email, but real addresses. We dated periodically and grew to be very good friends. She is a wonderful person. I would love to hear from her now. I know she still lives in the area. I miss our friendship very much.
 
Happened to me the other day when I was at a clients office for a meeting.

Why aren’t you in jail? It's illegal to look that good.

I didn't say a thing... I smiled and walked to the meeting room.
 
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