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Beck31

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Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
 
Beck31 said:
Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
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So since you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? :devil:
 
I'm not the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
Hear 2 of the best lines: you have nice legs. What our do they open up?
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg Easter I want to visit new years eve.
 
Hear 2 of the best lines: you have nice legs. What hour do they open up?
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg Easter I want to visit new years eve.
 
Lol. One of the funnier ones I have heard is this: Are you good at math? B/c we could subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply.
 
The best (and also the worst) come on line I heard was: May I slither in?
In fairness, this line was used mostly as a joke, but well, I rather liked it. If I wasn't a girl I could have used it :D .
 
KingsMistress said:
The best (and also the worst) come on line I heard was: May I slither in?
In fairness, this line was used mostly as a joke, but well, I rather liked it. If I wasn't a girl I could have used it :D .
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With your PMs off it is difficult to comment
 
..starts touching the person's hair..

"What are you doing?"
"Just envisioning how your hair would look arranged on my pillows."
 
Heaven must be missing an angel or Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
Somebody call the police b/c you stole my heart

Those two are guaranteed to at least get some laughs if not a phonenumber
 
Happened to me the other day when I was at a clients office for a meeting.

Why aren’t you in jail? It's illegal to look that good.

I didn't say a thing... I smiled and walked to the meeting room.
 
Beck31 said:
Was thinking about this today. On tv shows like Jersey Shore it always seems like the guys use the cheesiest pick-up lines and it seems to work. Ofcourse it could have been staged. I can remember approaching a few women when I used to go out a lot and sometimes they laughed and sometimes I got a shot.

Feel free to list your best or worst lines. I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd make another thread. Lol.
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How about asking a woman if she wants to go halvies on a blow job...
 
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