Being a cowboy.

[THROBBS]

(ok, hardly a real cowboy)

After going to the bathroom, I happened to look in the mirror — anyone who knows me, knows I don't seem to even have any mirrors — I noticed (surprisingly) that I had missed two spots on my neck shaving.

Not that it matters much, because no one sees me, certainly not anyone who cares, but I had a sharp folding knife in my pocket (and you thought I was happy to see you )...
So, I shaved with a knife!

How bad ass is that!?



I know, not very.

 

[THROBBS]

Of course I am drinking "coffee" with LOTS of artificial, sweetened, flavored creamers! LOL

*turns in my stinkin' cowboy badge*

 

[GiggLeGasm]

http://cowboyyogi.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/cowboy-yogi.gif

 

[MausAss]

Wait shaving with a knife isn't badass? I thinks badass Throbbs. You're mean motherfucker, just saying.

I'm impressed. Well, not by the original shaving, but the follow up. Next time try shaving your balls with a knife. That's even more badass.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

(ok, hardly a real cowboy)

After going to the bathroom, I happened to look in the mirror — anyone who knows me, knows I don't seem to even have any mirrors — I noticed (surprisingly) that I had missed two spots on my neck shaving.

Not that it matters much, because no one sees me, certainly not anyone who cares, but I had a sharp folding knife in my pocket (and you thought I was happy to see you )...
So, I shaved with a knife!

How bad ass is that!?



I know, not very.

THROBBS, you are way badass.

 

[iowabish4]

Shave your whole body with the knife next, just to prove how badass you are.

 

[Little_Sister]

<--- Just glad you shaved FINALLY! hehe

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Next time try shaving your balls with a knife. That's even more badass.

LOL!!


I think he's already proven himself, let's not go overboard here.

*smacks your naughty butt*

 

[THROBBS]

Wait shaving with a knife isn't badass? I thinks badass Throbbs. You're mean motherfucker, just saying.

I'm impressed. Well, not by the original shaving, but the follow up. Next time try shaving your balls with a knife. That's even more badass.

Shave your whole body with the knife next, just to prove how badass you are.

YEAH!

and also YEee HA!

I think I'll get the knife a bit sharper!

Actually, it seems to me that a man shaving his balls or body is more "metro" than "cowboy". The method might seem a bit "daring", perhaps...

maybe we could label that (if we even need labels) "butch".

I'm fine with just the face and neck, leaving the "Van Dyke" (heh heh..speaking of "butch")

 

[THROBBS]

<--- Just glad you shaved FINALLY! hehe

I've only gone facial-"Brazillian" maybe twice since...hmmm... 1980-ish

and once, for a couple weeks, had just a soul patch.


As for the nethers... shaved my balls once, with a razor, for a vasectomy. The wife was indifferent to the look, so let it grow out.

 

[MausAss]

lol, when did the cowboy thread turn into do you shave your balls thread? Is there a connection?

Just bustin your balls

 

[THROBBS]

THROBBS, you are way badass.

hahahahha..
thanks, but that's just my hat.

 

[THROBBS]

lol, when did the cowboy thread turn into do you shave your balls thread? Is there a connection?

Just bustin your balls

looks like Post #4 by....oh, look...YOU!


HAHA....

Please stay off my balls. thanks!

(just bustin' yours)

 

[Little_Sister]

LMAO! I am with your wife. I prefer the boys unshaved. Not into the whole 13 yr old boy look.

BTW it is YEE HAW, the W is essential!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

LMAO! I am with your wife. I prefer the boys unshaved. Not into the whole 13 yr old boy look.

BTW it is YEE HAW, the W is essential!

right?? on both counts. lol!

 

[MausAss]

YEE HAW! Now we're back to real cowboy stuff. Like unshaved balls and how to spell yee haw.

Also, I don't want to talk about my balls on the board, especially in a cowboy thread.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

YEE HAW! Now we're back to real cowboy stuff. Like unshaved balls and how to spell yee haw.

Also, I don't want to talk about my balls on the board, especially in a cowboy thread.

rope them dogies!

 

[Little_Sister]

YEE HAW! Now we're back to real cowboy stuff. Like unshaved balls and how to spell yee haw.

Also, I don't want to talk about my balls on the board, especially in a cowboy thread.

LOL Want to talk about Dukes of Hazard then... maybe Jessica as Daisy? That is pretty cowboy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMctLZ_Ibwo/UYusxggUK0I/AAAAAAAAHcw/E1HNivnawzs/s1600/0af645f4dde9f73d1eabaa1e581fccf2.jpg

 

[pfflyerhot]

Did somebody say "cowboy"?!!!

 

[MausAss]

LOL Want to talk about Dukes of Hazard then... maybe Jessica as Daisy? That is pretty cowboy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMctLZ_Ibwo/UYusxggUK0I/AAAAAAAAHcw/E1HNivnawzs/s1600/0af645f4dde9f73d1eabaa1e581fccf2.jpg

Yee haw, seems like an appropiate thing to say. That's some nice boots. I mean boobs, sorry.

She makes me want to be a cowboy and have her ride my di... I mean horse. Well not really, but I'm censoring myself a little here.

 

[Little_Sister]

In the spirit of being an equal opportunity eye candy picture poster... how about this yumminess..

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-6TvOBW0nGbY/T1wCGJOECII/AAAAAAAAARc/uRnWX063rKo/s9000/sexy-shirtless-cowboy-walking-in-a-field-by-a-lake-in-New-Mexico.jpg

 

[THROBBS]

LMAO! I am with your wife. I prefer the boys unshaved. Not into the whole 13 yr old boy look.

BTW it is YEE HAW, the W is essential!

Told ya (not y'all) I wasn't actually a real cowboy.

 

[MausAss]

Told ya (not y'all) I wasn't actually a real cowboy.

Maybe you're a real cowboy barber. That's almost as good.

 

[THROBBS]

In the spirit of being an equal opportunity eye candy picture poster... how about this yumminess..

yup.
definitely not a real cowboy.

There was a time...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Maybe you're a real cowboy barber. That's almost as good.

yup.
definitely not a real cowboy.

There was a time...

Cowboy Up, y'all.