Bad oral sex experiences

[Stromer]

Shortly after I graduated high school, I went out with a coworker who told me she loved sucking cock and always swallowed. We couldn't keep our hands off each other during the movie and were both really worked up by the end of the movie. I couldn't wait to get back to my car as this was going be my first blow job to completion. I'd had blowjobs before, but always just as foreplay. This girl wanted me to shoot my load down her throat.
We got to the car and she was going to town on me with in seconds. What neither one of us thought about were her new braces. She had only had them for two weeks and I was the first guy she had given head to since getting them. About two minutes into the most enthusiastic blowjob I had ever had, I was in so much pain I had to make her stop. When I told her about the pain her braces were causing, she pulled a condom out her purse, put it on and straddled my lap. (Her panties were laying some where on the theatre floor) I was still in so much pain I couldn't cum, which was good for her since she had two quick orgasms, but I went home with a very painful hard on and a set of blue balls.

The following morning, I was still in pain and my junk looked like someone had taken a razor blade and slashed my head with it. The head was purple and covered with several scab covered cuts. It hurt to touch it, take a shower, get dressed, etc..
Despite several women's enthusiastic attempts, it took me over 25 years to relax and actually cum from a blow job.

 

[dkak001]

I've always had a hard time coming from a blowjob. However, one time when my wife was pregnant she decided to go down on me. Of course this had to happen during the period where morning sickness is the worst. Just as I was starting to cum, she gagged, and threw up on me. Not a little bit of spit, full on vomit...

So, yeah, that one wasn't good. Her co-workers all got a good laugh out of it, tho.

 

[Lady2020]

I haven't had any.

 

[the_single_gal_unconfidential]

ugh. this. getting squished.
69 doesn't work too good w me on top either as I'p pretty short.

https://imgur.com/6407TMR

 

[n8Romantic]

Porn wasn't as available as it is now when I was a teen. This was 1966-67. However, I had come across some erotica, a paperback, and became enamored with going down on a woman. So I met a young girl of similar age at the beach. We were both very young and novices at everything. It wasn't long before the petting and making out became hotter and more frantic. I pulled her bikini bottom off as she lay on a towel, and saw my chance to at last "eat pussy". Young dumb me dived in head first, I mean I went rooting. Came out with a string between my teeth..."Oops," she says, "I forgot to tell you." I guess I should have fingered her or at least felt her up first, huh? Well, no harm no foul. What I lacked in experience I made up for in enthusiasm.

 

[tristantrotsky]

I haven't had any.

Even bad oral sex is rather wonderful...

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Even bad oral sex is rather wonderful...

Pizza, BBQ, and Sex. Even when it’s bad…it’s still pretty good!

 

[CWinKtown]

I was with a girl once who thought my dick was a piece of beef jerky.

 

[gtnlynn]

My wife and I were enjoying 69 with her on top. I must have hit a really sensitive spot because she bit down in reflex. It hurt bad enough for us to stop and let me recover, then we resumed our sexual activity to a mutually enjoyable conclusion. I was a bit sore, however.

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

Two come to mind. One was going down on her after she'd used some sort of perfume to improve the smell. The smell MAY have been OK but the taste was terrible. The other was one time when she just smelled bad. She was very hurt when I told her and it never happened again. Oral was about the only way he could get off.
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[Ssbbw4u1974]

All oral sex before my husband discovered the magic way, was non-orgasmic.
Not bad, per se, just never had me orgasm.
This includes men and women...
Now, when I ate out women, I used his magic way approach, and I've been seriously complimented!
I also know that I have gave bad BJ's before I learned the best ways

His magic skill??
Raspberries on the clit... While licking and fingering...
God I miss that

 

[dschuetz68]

Well... his didn't taste too bad, at least for the millisecond before it exploded out my nose. I cried for like ten minutes while helping him clean up... it's amazing how far a sneeze can go...

How far a sneeze can go? I don’t know whether to sit in awe or laugh

 

[live4thebj]

I have two: giving and receiving.

First attempt at eating pussy I was a teenager and relax people I was actually 18. She tasted so nasty one lick and I was spitting and swore off eating pussy for years. That eventually changed and been eating pussy ever since.

Worst BJ. It was with the last person I would expect suck at sucking dick. It was with this swinger. Married with her husband and they have side action as well as swap. I was her side action. She was so bad at it I just stopped her and went straight into fucking. She at least could take a good pounding.

 

[Goldenfinger]

Once I received a bj from a girl who what a bad chipped tooth. She cut my penis with it during the bj. left a scar and I didn’t cum.

 

[fma20fma]

my bad oral sex was when my ex bf asked me for felatio after bareback sodomy-unwashed.

 

[lil_jenni]

my bad oral sex was when my ex bf asked me for felatio after bareback sodomy-unwashed.

I've done that too, but never thought of it as a bad experience. Of course, I was drunk almost every time I did it, so there's that...

 

[TastySuckToy]

There's been at least one occasion where a woman was giving me a blowjob but she clearly wasn't into it. The moment I notice that, I lose arousal fast and stop, it becomes a complete turn off for me at that point.

 

[hulmule]

There's been at least one occasion where a woman was giving me a blowjob but she clearly wasn't into it. The moment I notice that, I lose arousal fast and stop, it becomes a complete turn off for me at that point.

Yep, been there. Or their so bad I've just said- hey let's fuck... But in ways I'm cursed with a 8" cock and thick. ( which I never thought that was big- I'm a grower) So only a couple could take me good. Otherwise - hey let's just fuck lol. Miss a couple of those deep throat ladies...

 

[lil_jenni]

I don't recall ever being asked to stop during a BJ. I had a few guys take charge part way through, but I don't think that was necessarily because I was doing a bad job... On the other hand, I was absolutely stupid drunk for more than a few I gave in college, so who knows.

 

[eroticspank]

I think I don't remember many bad BJs because usually we switch to intercourse or she starts giving me a HJ and the memory of the bad BJ is gone.

I have experienced a bad-smelling and tasting pussy. I think it was because she was close to her period. I didn't finish giving her oral because we switched to intercourse but that smell and taste stuck with me for weeks.
ES

 

[dschuetz68]

There's been at least one occasion where a woman was giving me a blowjob but she clearly wasn't into it. The moment I notice that, I lose arousal fast and stop, it becomes a complete turn off for me at that point.

Same here,if she’s not into it,it kills everything