Bad oral sex experiences

I'm very sensitive to what ppl think of me,
so my way to avoid any of that is to go swimming first, or hot tub.
so I think they're just getting swimming pool water.
I actually don't know how much the guys like eating pussy.
fresh out of the pool here - for morning wood.
I can say that I love eating pussy. I love to feel a woman cum with my mouth on her.
 
I have always loved going down on a woman, from the very first time I tasted pussy. I was addicted and for the most part, I have enjoyed each and every one of the pussies that I have had the pleasure of. Well, all except for one. I dated this girl for a short time and was in a pretty heated make out session with her. Well, the clothes began coming off and I kissed my way down to her soft hairy pussy. (I love hairy pussy, BTW) When she parted her legs, to give me access, the smell hit me and it was bad. I mean really bad. All the women prior to her, had various smells and tastes, some a little strong and others not so much, but all were intoxicating to me, until this point. I nearly gagged from the odor. It smelled like a can of anchovies had just been opened along with rotten egg is the best way to describe it. I couldn't go on. I felt bad, but there was no way I could continue. My prick deflated in almost an instant. I rolled over on the bed and got up and told her that I couldn't do this, because I thought something was wrong with her down there. Well of course she got very angry and humiliated, but I didn't know how else to sugar coat it. She fucking stunk! Well, needless to say, that relationship ended then and there. It bothered me a bit, too, because I was really beginning to like her.



A lifelong friend says "I've never refused, but I have winced a few times."
 
I'm very sensitive to what ppl think of me,
so my way to avoid any of that is to go swimming first, or hot tub.
so I think they're just getting swimming pool water.
I actually don't know how much the guys like eating pussy.
fresh out of the pool here - for morning wood.
Let’s go for a swim and have some fun.
 
I'm very sensitive to what ppl think of me,
so my way to avoid any of that is to go swimming first, or hot tub.
so I think they're just getting swimming pool water.
I actually don't know how much the guys like eating pussy.
fresh out of the pool here - for morning wood.
Damm I'd love to feed you my morning wood
 
As far as giving oral, I can't think of any really bad experiences. There were probably a few that could have been a little fresher, but nothing really objectionable. There was one woman I had brief affair with whom I did not enjoy giving oral to. But that really had more to do with the fact that I was fucking her even though I knew she had feelings for me which I did not reciprocate. I had to have sex in the dark with her because I could not bear the looks of affection she flashed at me while we were fucking.

The one that really stands out was for a different reason. Several years ago I had certain FWB situation with a woman where we never planned anything, but every few months we would run into each other in public and proceed to somewhere private for an hour or so of high energy fucking. Well, she enjoyed oral but would always have me stop before she came. That drove me crazy, as I love nothing more than making a woman cum with my tongue. Well, one day I refused to stop when she begged me to. She had an explosive, body thrashing, bed shaking orgasm. Then that was it. She refused to fuck. She explained that once she cums once, she is done. Her pussy gets too sensitive for a second round. So I learned my lesson that day. If she says to stop, then stop.

On the receiving side, there have been a few women who needed to work on their skills. For most, the problem is too much hand or to rough with the hands. But the one I that a enjoyed the least was a woman who was a very good lover otherwise, but her oral was dreadful. The problem was that she had a very small mouth. I mean, tiny. I'm not huge, but I filled her mouth past capacity. As a result, she had a very difficult time keeping her teeth out of the way. I felt like I was being blown by a cheese grater. After just a few minutes I had to put a stop to that and move on to the next phase.
 
I have always loved going down on a woman, from the very first time I tasted pussy. I was addicted and for the most part, I have enjoyed each and every one of the pussies that I have had the pleasure of. Well, all except for one. I dated this girl for a short time and was in a pretty heated make out session with her. Well, the clothes began coming off and I kissed my way down to her soft hairy pussy. (I love hairy pussy, BTW) When she parted her legs, to give me access, the smell hit me and it was bad. I mean really bad. All the women prior to her, had various smells and tastes, some a little strong and others not so much, but all were intoxicating to me, until this point. I nearly gagged from the odor. It smelled like a can of anchovies had just been opened along with rotten egg is the best way to describe it. I couldn't go on. I felt bad, but there was no way I could continue. My prick deflated in almost an instant. I rolled over on the bed and got up and told her that I couldn't do this, because I thought something was wrong with her down there. Well of course she got very angry and humiliated, but I didn't know how else to sugar coat it. She fucking stunk! Well, needless to say, that relationship ended then and there. It bothered me a bit, too, because I was really beginning to like her.
Why didn't you offer to shower with her. That would have taken care of the problem.
 
I really did not know how to suck a cock until I met this older guy who took time to teach me. I have really enjoyed it since. As far as the taste is concerned, I have got used to that and swallow it pretty fast. The look on the guys face makes it worth it.
 
I really did not know how to suck a cock until I met this older guy who took time to teach me. I have really enjoyed it since. As far as the taste is concerned, I have got used to that and swallow it pretty fast. The look on the guys face makes it worth it.
It sounds like you had a great teacher. How much of an older guy was he? He sounds like he might have been experienced in teaching. I wonder if they offer degrees in being a BJ instructor.....I wonder what the final exam would consist of. That might be my retirement plan, to become a BJ instructor for women. That sounds like a plan failure waiting to happen!
 
The only bad oral experiences I have had were receiving from my wife. A couple of times she has instigated sex with me because she knew I wanted it. The problem was I could tell she did not. She took a perfectly good hardon and by sucking it with such apathy and lack of interest turned it limp. The other times she was into it and so was I, up until she realized that eventually I was going to ejaculate and she didn't want to be anywhere near it. So, while I was straining hoping to come in her mouth, she was making sure than never happened. Frustrating.

In her defense, she can suck cock really well. She just hates semen.
 
Is it unhealthy for her?
She had migraine issues as well as arthritis in her knees. She’s just very vanilla. Does love me eating out her pussy. She has sucked my cock once or twice in a year. Never wanted me cumming in her mouth.

Last real bj I had was decades ago from my college gf. Miss it a lot!
 
She had migraine issues as well as arthritis in her knees. She’s just very vanilla. Does love me eating out her pussy. She has sucked my cock once or twice in a year. Never wanted me cumming in her mouth.

Last real bj I had was decades ago from my college gf. Miss it a lot!
I had some knee issues myself 🤣 a few month ago but that was just temporary. I don't like cumming in my mouth either. Not for the cum but usually the fun is over and i would miss some fun.
 
I learned the hard way to never ever tell any female that she has hygiene issues.

I’m also quite self conscious about it myself. Any hint of swamp ass or mud butt and I’m not even allowing it.
 
A girl I was dating gave me a yeast infection , on my face , neck ,chest and groin. Two doctor visits later and several tubes of a prescription cream , it finally went away. I love eating pussy , that one , not so much.
 
The first time i put a cock in my mouth i vomited all over the dude. I was too enthusiastic, he was in a hurry. Gag reflexes are a thing. All i remember is being horrified at launching my school lunch all over his shorts and legs. Funny bit was he still came. He squirted all down my uniform skirt as i sat there retching. We got a lot better at it after that. We both still laugh about it.
 
So one time in a toilet cubicle in this horrible bar, he gets a bit excited at the key moment, slips on the floor, we both end up in a heap on this fucking gross floor, I’m holding onto the toilet , and he just keeps pumping it out all over my top. Literally zipped my coat up and ran straight out of the bar lol
 
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