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lil_jenni

lil_jenni

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So, I replied to a thread today about what the last load I swallowed tasted like. And that got me thinking about the most disgusting load of cum I ever took in my mouth. It was one of the few times I've ever spit, and that was really a kind of instinctual response, I think. My other experiences with funky cum has been it's better to swallow than to spit, because you get it all gone faster. But it was so gross... thick and gooey, almost chunky, and tasted like rotten eggs smell combined with an overwhelming sourness.. ugh... vile. And before I know what I was doing, I turned away and spit over and over to try to get that taste out.

But, believe it or not, that was not my worst BJ. That's a story I've told before. I went down on this guy with really long pubic hair. It tickled my nose the entire time, and I didn't even take him deep. When he came, he shoved my head down and some hair went straight up my nose. I pulled away with a load of cum in my mouth just in time to sneeze. It went out my nose and all over him. I was fucking embarrassed. And my nose burned for hours.

I have other bad BJ stories, and I may tell them if this thread takes off. But for now, I'm interested in your bad oral sex stories. So, time to share... :D
 
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lil_jenni said:
So, I replied to a thread today about what the last load I swallowed tasted like. And that got me thinking about the most disgusting load of cum I ever took in my mouth. It was one of the few times i've ever spit, and that was really a kind of instinctual response, I think. My other experiences with funky cum has been it's better to swallow than to spit, because you get it all gone faster. But it was so gross... thick and gooey, almost chunky, and tasted like rotten eggs smell combined with an overwhelming sourness.. ugh... vile.

But, not my worst BJ. That's a story I've told before. I went down on this guy with really long pubic hair. It tickled my nose the entire time, and I didn't even take him deep. When he came, he shoved my head down and some hair went straight up my nose. I pulled away with a load of cum in my mouth just in time to sneeze. It went out
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So everything that could be terrible: Was
 
lil_jenni said:
Well... his didn't taste too bad, at least for the millisecond before it exploded out my nose. I cried for like ten minutes while helping him clean up... it's amazing how far a sneeze can go... :cry:
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A shotgun blast of cum
 
wildp said:
I went down on a girl once and didn't even get all the way down and the smell gagged me. I came back up and left the room. Worst smell ever
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I've been with some funky smelling and tasting guys, but I never quit on the job. When I worked at a brothel (for short period of time), there were a couple of clients that made me thankful that we were required to use condoms even when giving head... and I hate the taste of latex...
 
lil_jenni said:
I've been with some funky smelling and tasting guys, but I never quit on the job. When I worked at a brothel (for short period of time), there were a couple of clients that made me thankful that we were required to use condoms even when giving head... and I hate the taste of latex...
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Even bad oral sex is good, giving or receiving, I'm simply overjoyed...
 
I've had the occasional toothy blowjob, but never bad enough to make me want to yell "stop!"
 
One time I was at a porno theatre and a woman was giving a guy a bj.
All of a sudden she leapt up yelling about how bad his cum tasted and yelled at him all the way as she walked out of the theatre.
Poor guy had to do the walk of shame up the aisle to get out of the theatre.
 
i was with a very well hung guy when i was still new to sucking dick. he didnt want me to use my hands at all. i kept trying to please him. but he was so big and i couldnt only use my mouth, i kept grabbing his dick with my hands. i tried. but i didnt do a good job. he stood up and said that it wasnt working for him and i should leave. i was naked and got up off my knees and sat on his sofa. he flipped out about my bare ass on his white leather sofa. i got out of there.
 
nudeguy76 said:
i was with a very well hung guy when i was still new to sucking dick. he didnt want me to use my hands at all. i kept trying to please him. but he was so big and i couldnt only use my mouth, i kept grabbing his dick with my hands. i tried. but i didnt do a good job. he stood up and said that it wasnt working for him and i should leave. i was naked and got up off my knees and sat on his sofa. he flipped out about my bare ass on his white leather sofa. i got out of there.
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That guy not only had a big dick. He is a big dick.
 
I gave a woman cunnilingus very close to her period. She tasted very sour and when she got very wet part of her juices ended up in my nose. I smelled her the rest of the day.
ES
 
First one really wasn't what I'd call bad, but it was the first time with a new lover and she was straddling my face with her hands on the headboard and positioning herself and grinding how she pleased on my mouth and fully extended tongue. As she approached and entered orgasm, her legs started shaking uncontrollably and she started bucking her hips hard with each wave. After she slowly came down, she slid back and came down to kiss me, but stopped halfway with a shocked look on her face and asked me if I was okay. I then noticed the familiar salty taste, reached my hand up and realized I had a nosebleed from her bucking into my nose with her pubic bone. No big deal, however. No real damage and took about 10 minutes for the bleeding to subside before continuing on with our tryst. From then on, whenever a woman is riding my face, I always keep a firm grasp on her hips! ;)

The other was receiving a BJ from a girl I hooked up with in college a few times and it was simply awful. Toothy doesn't begin to describe it. She had a small mouth and I'm quite a bit thicker than average, which didn't help, and simply all I could feel were teeth and lots of them and hard, no lips, no tongue, nothing. And it fucking hurt. And she was especially enthusiastic about it too, which did not help matters. It took all I had to keep from saying FUCK!, OUCH!, STOP! She was sweet and I knew she was trying and I didn't have the nerve or the heart to say anything, but soon figured out a way to extricate myself from her toothy death grip while I still had nerve endings in my dick and move on to other things.
 
J_Bone said:
First one really wasn't what I'd call bad, but it was the first time with a new lover and she was straddling my face with her hands on the headboard and positioning herself and grinding how she pleased on my mouth and fully extended tongue. As she approached and entered orgasm, her legs started shaking uncontrollably and she started bucking her hips hard with each wave. After she slowly came down, she slid back and came down to kiss me, but stopped halfway with a shocked look on her face and asked me if I was okay. I then noticed the familiar salty taste, reached my hand up and realized I had a nosebleed from her bucking into my nose with her pubic bone. No big deal, however. No real damage and took about 10 minutes for the bleeding to subside before continuing on with our tryst. From then on, whenever a woman is riding my face, I always keep a firm grasp on her hips! ;)

The other was receiving a BJ from a girl I hooked up with in college a few times and it was simply awful. Toothy doesn't begin to describe it. She had a small mouth and I'm quite a bit thicker than average, which didn't help, and simply all I could feel were teeth and lots of them and hard, no lips, no tongue, nothing. And it fucking hurt. And she was especially enthusiastic about it too, which did not help matters. It took all I had to keep from saying FUCK!, OUCH!, STOP! She was sweet and I knew she was trying and I didn't have the nerve or the heart to say anything, but soon figured out a way to extricate myself from her toothy death grip while I still had nerve endings in my dick and move on to other things.
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Man I hear ya, have had my nose blooded multiple times & can not count how many busted lips i've had from those pelvic bone, not complaining though :).
 
eroticspank said:
I gave a woman cunnilingus very close to her period. She tasted very sour and when she got very wet part of her juices ended up in my nose. I smelled her the rest of the day.
ES
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I'm very sensitive to what ppl think of me,
so my way to avoid any of that is to go swimming first, or hot tub.
so I think they're just getting swimming pool water.
I actually don't know how much the guys like eating pussy.
fresh out of the pool here - for morning wood.
 
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the_single_gal_unconfidential said:
I'm very sensitive to what ppl think of me,
so my way to avoid any of that is to go swimming first, or hot tub.
so I think they're just getting swimming pool water.
I actually don't know how much the guys like eating pussy.
fresh out of the pool here - for morning wood.
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Beautiful way to meet my Morning Wood for some fun
 
hotcpu said:
Way I am right now ...
I think a good 69 would be in order. 😈👅
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savmitch1038 said:
Beautiful!
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a little off sub -
was in a condo pool, we were the only ones there - me, and three compliant gentle guys - having a little get together. we always warm up in the pool, chat etc.
anyway, in the etc Dept - we were the only ones there -
I slipped off my shorts and there was a guy w his finger in my ass, the other in my pussy, I had a hand on each of their cocks. they were tweaking my titties.
felt so good.
I've had all that before, but it was the timing or the fact we were semi public that excited me so,
 
I have always loved going down on a woman, from the very first time I tasted pussy. I was addicted and for the most part, I have enjoyed each and every one of the pussies that I have had the pleasure of. Well, all except for one. I dated this girl for a short time and was in a pretty heated make out session with her. Well, the clothes began coming off and I kissed my way down to her soft hairy pussy. (I love hairy pussy, BTW) When she parted her legs, to give me access, the smell hit me and it was bad. I mean really bad. All the women prior to her, had various smells and tastes, some a little strong and others not so much, but all were intoxicating to me, until this point. I nearly gagged from the odor. It smelled like a can of anchovies had just been opened along with rotten egg is the best way to describe it. I couldn't go on. I felt bad, but there was no way I could continue. My prick deflated in almost an instant. I rolled over on the bed and got up and told her that I couldn't do this, because I thought something was wrong with her down there. Well of course she got very angry and humiliated, but I didn't know how else to sugar coat it. She fucking stunk! Well, needless to say, that relationship ended then and there. It bothered me a bit, too, because I was really beginning to like her.
 
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