Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[catherinewheel77]

Survey says...most likely.

Ever eaten the Mezcal worm? Well, have you?

Why, no, Cathy, I sure haven’t. But I think I shall someday.

When’s the last time you had a lap dance?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why, no, Cathy, I sure haven’t. But I think I shall someday.

When’s the last time you had a lap dance?

1981 at a run down strip club in Agana Guam near the sub base...she DID have a way of making both tassels twirl in opposite directions that was fun to watch...

Which Hogwarts house are you in?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

1981 at a run down strip club in Agana Guam near the sub base...she DID have a way of making both tassels twirl in opposite directions that was fun to watch...

Which Hogwarts house are you in?

I'm not in a Hogwarts house.

What memory makes you want to you-know-what?

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm not in a Hogwarts house.

What memory makes you want to you-know-what?

Today, it was the memory of the ass on a girl I used to play softball with.

What happened the last time you were physically hurt?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Today, it was the memory of the ass on a girl I used to play softball with.

What happened the last time you were physically hurt?

Do you mean beyond the shooting pain in my knee every time I stand up?

When was the first time you saw a dead human body in person?

 

[lilsarah91]

Do you mean beyond the shooting pain in my knee every time I stand up?

When was the first time you saw a dead human body in person?

I was like 13 or 14, and it was an auto accident. The person wasn't wearing a seat belt and most of him went through the windshield.

What was your most treasured possession as a kid?

 

[Karabare]

I was like 13 or 14, and it was an auto accident. The person wasn't wearing a seat belt and most of him went through the windshield.

What was your most treasured possession as a kid?

A boombox/CD player and all my music

Do you have anything you've kept since childhood?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

A boombox/CD player and all my music

Do you have anything you've kept since childhood?

I still have all my old Legos and now my kids play with them.

What's your first memory of a major news event?

 

[Gamine67]

I still have all my old Legos and now my kids play with them.

Sir, LEGO’s are NOT a toy.

What's your first memory of a major news event?

Positive news; The Bicentennial. Nut job news; grape Kool Aide In Guyana.

Does anything ever amaze you anymore?

 

[alwaysaway]

Positive news; The Bicentennial. Nut job news; grape Kool Aide In Guyana.

Does anything ever amaze you anymore?

Every single day!

Do you watch the news?

 

[HBergeron]

Positive news; The Bicentennial. Nut job news; grape Kool Aide In Guyana.

Does anything ever amaze you anymore?

Certainly.

How are you going to spend your Sunday?

 

[alwaysaway]

Certainly.

How are you going to spend your Sunday?

My Sunday has just ended.

So, same question.

 

[HBergeron]

My Sunday has just ended.

So, same question.

Oops! Sorry I skipped you!
Yes I watch both National and local news daily.

What's the last thing you did that was sexually pushing your normal boundaries?

 

[Cymru6969]

Oops! Sorry I skipped you!
Yes I watch both National and local news daily.

What's the last thing you did that was sexually pushing your normal boundaries?

A may have crossed a few state lines.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A may have crossed a few state lines.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

One that comes in a tube and tastes minty

What would be your dream vehicle to own?

 

[neakman]

One that comes in a tube and tastes minty

What would be your dream vehicle to own?

one that someone else paid for.

Would you tell a woman her erect nipples were showing through her blouse or just politely stare??

 

[Cymru6969]

one that someone else paid for.

Would you tell a woman her erect nipples were showing through her blouse or just politely stare??

I would surreptitiously sneak some peeks at those peaks.

How often do you light candles at home?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I would surreptitiously sneak some peeks at those peaks.

How often do you light candles at home?

Probably only once or twice a year when the power goes out.

What's your favorite G-rated insult?

 

[Karabare]

I would surreptitiously sneak some peeks at those peaks.

How often do you light candles at home?

A few times a week. Just one at a time.

Have you started cleaning up your lawn yet?

 

[Cymru6969]

Probably only once or twice a year when the power goes out.

What's your favorite G-rated insult?

I like what you were trying to do there.

A few times a week. Just one at a time.

Have you started cleaning up your lawn yet?

In my own way, yes. The pros sweep into action next week.

How are you skills at ping pong?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I like what you were trying to do there.



In my own way, yes. The pros sweep into action next week.

How are you skills at ping pong?

I can win against my blind and arthritic dog. Like, half the time.

Your parents are coming over for dinner. What are you cooking?

 

[Cymru6969]

I can win against my blind and arthritic dog. Like, half the time.

Your parents are coming over for dinner. What are you cooking?

Parent. Seafood almost always, cos New England.

Who/what did you last obey?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Parent. Seafood almost always, cos New England.

Who/what did you last obey?

Traffic light.

What time is bedtime for you?

 

[Cymru6969]

Traffic light.

What time is bedtime for you?

Anytime between 9 PM and 3 AM is fair game. It varies.

Are you conventional?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Anytime between 9 PM and 3 AM is fair game. It varies.

Are you conventional?

Hmmmm, yes to a degree.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?