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What's the shortest book you ever read?

“Triumphs of the 45th US President”

More of a short sentence than a book, but it’s brevity resembles his manhood.

If you have or have not contributed a story to the actual Literotica section, what was your motivation or lack thereof?
 
“Triumphs of the 45th US President”

More of a short sentence than a book, but it’s brevity resembles his manhood.

If you have or have not contributed a story to the actual Literotica section, what was your motivation or lack thereof?

I love that answer.
I haven’t. I can’t write. And the drought thing...

Do you follow any particular authors on Lit? If so, do tell.
 
I love that answer.
I haven’t. I can’t write. And the drought thing...

Do you follow any particular authors on Lit? If so, do tell.

My proclivity is to sample according to genre rather than author. If the subject holds me and urges me to read more after page 1, then that is a very positive sign. Most do not. Smart is always sexy.

What does integrity mean to you?
 
Integrity is being honest, consistently.

What was the last movie you saw, and what was your opinion of it?
 
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Integrity is being honest, consistently.

What was the last movie you saw, and what was your opinion of it?

Last just-released movie was "Yesterday." I thought it was clever.

What is your "go to" meal that you break out when you want to show off some sort of cooking?
 
Last just-released movie was "Yesterday." I thought it was clever.

What is your "go to" meal that you break out when you want to show off some sort of cooking?

Crumb and Spigot.. a little place near here. They have the best cooking anywhere and it gives me time to just sit around and be charming.

What is your secret talent?
 
Crumb and Spigot.. a little place near here. They have the best cooking anywhere and it gives me time to just sit around and be charming.

What is your secret talent?

If I tell you it wouldn't be a secret. :rolleyes:

What was the last dream you had?
 
I had a tangled up dream last night about sorting suitcases.

Is there a recurring them that runs through your dreams?

I can never remember mine later :(
I wish I could... I'm sure they are sex themed.

How many hours sleep do you usually get?
 
I do. I never have to set an alarm.

Would you recommend someone to live in your area?

Yes...and no. Yes, because it is one of the best places to live in the state...but no because I don't want EVERYONE moving here...

How do you decide what the next book is you will read?
 
Yes...and no. Yes, because it is one of the best places to live in the state...but no because I don't want EVERYONE moving here...

How do you decide what the next book is you will read?

I show up at Book Club and pay attention ;)
(I also use GoodReads to share suggestions with friends)

Is there an accent in your native country that you can't understand? (what is it?)
 
I show up at Book Club and pay attention ;)
(I also use GoodReads to share suggestions with friends)

Is there an accent in your native country that you can't understand? (what is it?)

I don't think there's any I absolutely can't understand. Deep South USA gets to be a bit of a struggle for me. And heavy, 50's-style Brooklyn accents can be a bit jarring. But in both cases, the speaker really has to be laying it on cartoonishly thick.

What cartoon character can you do a reasonably good impression of?
 
I don't think there's any I absolutely can't understand. Deep South USA gets to be a bit of a struggle for me. And heavy, 50's-style Brooklyn accents can be a bit jarring. But in both cases, the speaker really has to be laying it on cartoonishly thick.

What cartoon character can you do a reasonably good impression of?

Foghorn Leghorn

Do you have a television in your bedroom?
 
It's pretty cluttered.

What was the last album you listened to front to back?

The Smiths, their eponymous first album.

Are you old enough to remember how awesome it was when they invented cable TV?
 
The Smiths, their eponymous first album.

Are you old enough to remember how awesome it was when they invented cable TV?

Ahh.. the good old antenna.. and the rotor that we’d turn while somebody stood outside in the snow to make sure it was working!

What should we bring back from your youth?
 
Ahh.. the good old antenna.. and the rotor that we’d turn while somebody stood outside in the snow to make sure it was working!

What should we bring back from your youth?

Simplicity. I miss it. Modern kids have way too much going on now. Once, we could sit there with our analog TVs, accept what the programmers gave us, pee during commercials, and be content. Now? My kid is unhappy that he can't fast-forward everything in his life.

What's your least favorite chore?
 
Simplicity. I miss it. Modern kids have way too much going on now. Once, we could sit there with our analog TVs, accept what the programmers gave us, pee during commercials, and be content. Now? My kid is unhappy that he can't fast-forward everything in his life.

What's your least favorite chore?

Folding and putting away laundry.
I usually don’t.

What is your “favorite chore”?
 
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