Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[Jada59]

No. Maybe if I had the money though...

What’s your favorite genre of porn?

Man that's a toughie. Probably two males.

What's your favorite breakfast?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Man that's a toughie. Probably two males.

What's your favorite breakfast?

Earl Grey, sourdough toast with grape jelly.

If you could have sex with any pornstar who would you pick?

 

[HBergeron]

Earl Grey, sourdough toast with grape jelly.

If you could have sex with any pornstar who would you pick?

Lady Sonia, definitely.

How do you eat a stack of pancakes? Please describe your procedures in minute detail - butering, any cutting, type and amount of syrup, etc.

 

[Cymru6969]

If you could have sex with any pornstar who would you pick?

They have names? I just like the one with blown-out peroxide blonde hair,
giant fake boobs who purses her lips and squints a lot when she's, well… ya know.

Anyone know her name?

Bueller?

 

[HBergeron]

Earl Grey, sourdough toast with grape jelly.

If you could have sex with any pornstar who would you pick?

Lady Sonia, most definitely.

How do you eat a stack of pancakes? Please describe your procedures in minute detail - butering, any cutting, type and amount of syrup, etc.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Lady Sonia, most definitely.

How do you eat a stack of pancakes? Please describe your procedures in minute detail - butering, any cutting, type and amount of syrup, etc.

This will be easy. I don't like pancakes.

When you consider the last time you interacted with law enforcement, what was the precipitating event?

 

[beachbaby179]

This will be easy. I don't like pancakes.

When you consider the last time you interacted with law enforcement, what was the precipitating event?

He walked in the door. So I hugged him. My nephew is a cop.

When was the last time you called in sick, but weren't sick, and what did you do?

 

[Trouble_maker]

He walked in the door. So I hugged him. My nephew is a cop.

When was the last time you called in sick, but weren't sick, and what did you do?

Last week, I went snowboarding...I hated it.

What movie makes you cry every time?

 

[Xerxes82]

Last week, I went snowboarding...I hated it.

What movie makes you cry every time?

Wall-E. I love that little garbage bot.

What's the hottest sex scene you've ever seen in a mainstream (not porn) movie?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Wall-E. I love that little garbage bot.

What's the hottest sex scene you've ever seen in a mainstream (not porn) movie?

When Marvin Acme and Jessica Rabbit go at it right after her set at the club. I was 10 when I watched that movie and my little mind came up with some twisted going’s on in that room.

Let’s keep that question going!

 

[HBergeron]

When Marvin Acme and Jessica Rabbit go at it right after her set at the club. I was 10 when I watched that movie and my little mind came up with some twisted going’s on in that room.

Let’s keep that question going!

I'm pretty partial to the Halle Berry/Billy Bob Thornton scene in 'Monster's Ball' ("make me feel good...") Halle is so beautifully hot, and aside from the brief tit-shot in 'Swordfish' she hadn't bared anything that I can recall. She also soooo deserved the Oscar for that performance - if only for that last, wordless scene eating ice cream on the back porch.

Let's do three-fer and let it ride again - same question:
What's the hottest sex scene you've ever seen in a mainstream (not porn) movie?

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm pretty partial to the Halle Berry/Billy Bob Thornton scene in 'Monster's Ball' ("make me feel good...") Halle is so beautifully hot, and aside from the brief tit-shot in 'Swordfish' she hadn't bared anything that I can recall. She also soooo deserved the Oscar for that performance - if only for that last, wordless scene eating ice cream on the back porch.

Let's do three-fer and let it ride again - same question:
What's the hottest sex scene you've ever seen in a mainstream (not porn) movie?

Brokeback Mountain. It was primal as well as “taboo”. It fit the characters well.
Too many hetero sex scenes seem contrived. At least this one claimed some raw authenticity.

Do you have many friends who are not:
-of your sexual persuasion?
-of your race?
-aligned with your political beliefs?

Answer all, some, or punt.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Brokeback Mountain. It was primal as well as “taboo”. It fit the characters well.
Too many hetero sex scenes seem contrived. At least this one claimed some raw authenticity.

Do you have many friends who are not:
-of your sexual persuasion?
-of your race?
-aligned with your political beliefs?

Answer all, some, or punt.

- Some
- None, who are close friends unless you count Jews as a race then many.
- Many


How many continents have you traveled to?

 

[Hornblende]

- Some
- None, who are close friends unless you count Jews as a race then many.
- Many


How many continents have you traveled to?

Five. In a few weeks time it will be six, leaving only Antarctica - doubt I will ever get there.

If you had to live in another country where would you choose?

 

[ChibiFangirl]

Switzerland. They have the happiest people there...so I'm told.

Do you have any pets?

 

[Hornblende]

Switzerland. They have the happiest people there...so I'm told.

Do you have any pets?

Not at the moment. We have plans, though.

Are you a cat person?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Not at the moment. We have plans, though.

Are you a cat person?

I am, though I really love dogs.

If you could have any mythical animal as a companion pet, what would you choose?

 

[JerseyJade]

I am, though I really love dogs.

If you could have any mythical animal as a companion pet, what would you choose?

A Unicorn. I Unicorns.

What's your favorite animal that lives in a zoo?

 

[Jada59]

A Unicorn. I Unicorns.

What's your favorite animal that lives in a zoo?

Tiger. Or any cat, really.

Do you feed the squirrels?

 

[Trouble_maker]

A Unicorn. I Unicorns.

What's your favorite animal that lives in a zoo?

I don’t like animals living in zoos but if I had to choose...

I’ll pick the ostrich, because he’s all the way up the hill (LA Zoo) somewhat separate from all the other enclosures and no one visits him because that hill sucks.

Tiger. Or any cat, really.
Do you feed the squirrels?

Yes.

What’s the cutest pick up line ever used on you?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I don’t like animals living in zoos but if I had to choose...

I’ll pick the ostrich, because he’s all the way up the hill (LA Zoo) somewhat separate from all the other enclosures and no one visits him because that hill sucks.



Yes.

What’s the cutest pick up line ever used on you?

"none of these other men could afford you"

What is one habit you started in 2018 that is still alive and well?

 

[base10]

"none of these other men could afford you"

What is one habit you started in 2018 that is still alive and well?

I've started cooking more. I moved to a new apt that has a much nicer kitchen and appliances. So I've started to cook, don't plan on stopping.

What's one dirty habit you've started recently that you want to continue?

 

[Trouble_maker]

I've started cooking more. I moved to a new apt that has a much nicer kitchen and appliances. So I've started to cook, don't plan on stopping.

What's one dirty habit you've started recently that you want to continue?

Masturbating before work. It just takes the edge off.

If you can be any person of the opposite sex for one day who would you choose?

 

[HBergeron]

Masturbating before work. It just takes the edge off.

If you can be any person of the opposite sex for one day who would you choose?

As long as I can choose which day, I choose any day in say, 2008 and I would be Samantha Ronson, so I could get me some of that Lindsay Lohan...

If you were magically turned into the opposite sex forever, what's the first thing you would do (well maybe second for guys, after sitting in front of a mirror and playing with your boobs all day)?

 

[Paul_Chance]

As long as I can choose which day, I choose any day in say, 2008 and I would be Samantha Ronson, so I could get me some of that Lindsay Lohan...

If you were magically turned into the opposite sex forever, what's the first thing you would do (well maybe second for guys, after sitting in front of a mirror and playing with your boobs all day)?

Probably go through a complete round of medical tests to check the health of the new body and figure out what I can and can't do with it.

Would you like to be trapped in Ground Hog Day? (Living the same day over and over?)