Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
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What was the last thing you ate?
Proper poutine. With gravy warm enough to melt the cheese curds as soon as they met.
What was the last decadent thing you ate?
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What was the last thing you ate?
I had a piece oreo cheesecake for a friend's birthday. It was amazing. Also, it gave me the diabetes.
What is your favorite type of dessert?
Oh just a handful of berries...just kidding. Hot fudge sundae.
What’s your favorite meal you remember from your childhood?
The first musky salty pussy I ate
Do the britches come off or do they stay?
They come off for the right man. He already knows who he is.
What are your boundaries with stranger flirting?
Ignore them. They're a dime a dozen and usually don't know they are a part of the dime.
Is there a food that has a tendency to make you want some erotic play?
I can’t really think of one.. but I have fond memories of cherries.. pits and all
What advice could you offer for increasing water consumption?
Flavor it every once in a while, using either natural fruit or sugar-free flavor additives. Also set an alarm on your phone to remind you to drink.
What is your favorite manner of exercise?
Cycling, by a country mile.
What's your greatest physical achievement (sex aside...)
Ran a sanctioned 10-mile race, and ran the 11 miles between my home town and the next closest town to us. That was fun because when I called my wife and told her where I was and that I needed a ride, she thought I was joking!
Staying on a healthy kick - what is your favorite "healthy" food?
My knowledge of healthy foods is pretty limited, but cucumber tomato salad is pretty good.
Who's an actor or musician who you used to dislike but has grown on you?
I'll say Ben Affleck. But I still don't like him as an actor. Hell of a director though. Mad respect for the man behind the camera.
What feature on someone is most likely to make you turn your head and look at them a second time?
Dark eyes
Avoid or make eye contact at the grocery store?
It depends, but when I try it usually ends super awkwardly because I'm a bit socially awkward like that.
Favourite television show of all time?
Jeopardy
What is your hidden talent?
Swing dancing
What’s the best bookstore you’ve ever been to?
Powell’s in Portland is pretty hard to beat. In DC, I like Kramer’s and Politics & Prose.
Do you frequent an independently owned hardware store?
When I go, my first stop is usually a little local place.
Where do you like to be at dusk dusk?
In a perfect world...at the beach, exhausted from a day of surfing.
Where can we find you on your day off?
Are we talking toys here or any handheld device? Cause my phone is a handheld device and it brings sexy lit men and fun chats ..I think that’s useful
Do you love or hate thunderstorms?
Mostly love, and that's good, because we are about to get a severe one.
Cars with windows down, or with the air conditioner on?
How about both because I’m a rule breaker.
Do you have a fav kind of chapstick?
No, but my lips hurt real bad! (couldn't resist)
Do you prefer guys or girls in shorts or guys or girls in long pants?
Man, why do I gotta choose? Ok, since I’ve already admitted to being a rule breaker- no pants please.
Your last bold decision was?