Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[Amalgamation]

I haven't been told. I won't assume either way.

 

[DarkSimian]

I know there is; and if I have to walk to see her, I will

 

[Bluespark]

None that are here today.

 

[cumbtwntits]

I'm rather fond of apples, actually. And . as for my innocence- you may interpret that 'any way you like'.
After all, she (SW) did hang around with seven guys, didn't she? I've never heard stories of her with a bunch of giggling girls---

Obviously, SW and the seven ladies was the dirty copy of the story that got passed around in "the right" circles.

 

[30bandits]

Well, I know of two. Possibly three. I consider myself fortunate

if you were to show that cleavage again, you could bump it to 4....

 

[MaryanneB]

if you were to show that cleavage again, you could bump it to 4....

Hell, no. I'm too old and widow-ly....

 

[AKentuckyLady]

None that are here today.

Oh, how wrong you are. When you're wrong, you're really, really wrong

 

[30bandits]

Hell, no. I'm too old and widow-ly....

who said that ?....

 

[blazin24]

Guys have offered. Females...not so much.

 

[MaryanneB]

who said that ?....

You don't believe me?

 

[coffeelover5]

You don't believe me?

I for one do not believe you that is

 

[Bluespark]

She said I was wrong and then disappeared.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

She said I was wrong and then disappeared.

I *do* have work during the day, sweetheart. Just as you do ;D

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Ladies: low-maintenance, tons of fun, never boring, thick cock that stays hard after orgasm, will tongue bang you to the high heavens, doesn't mind chick flicks, plays guitar, financially stable, disease free...whatayasay?

Also I'm modest.

Lol

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Ladies: low-maintenance, tons of fun, never boring, thick cock that stays hard after orgasm, will tongue bang you to the high heavens, doesn't mind chick flicks, plays guitar, financially stable, disease free...whatayasay?

Also I'm modest.

Lol

https://media.giphy.com/media/USBs6ZLWLK024/giphy.gif

REALLY?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

https://media.giphy.com/media/USBs6ZLWLK024/giphy.gif

REALLY?

Lol don't mind me, I have a goofy sense of humor.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Lol don't mind me, I have a goofy sense of humor.

As do I. No offense intended, certainly.

 

[papadoc19]

Nope...

 

[curvyangel1969]

These things change on a whim. Right now I'm saying no.

 

[IhateClowns]

Not really. The class clown hardly gets laid.

 

[DarkSimian]

Not really. The class clown hardly gets laid.

great, now you tell me

 

[INeedLove]

Nah. Signs point to negative. (shrugs)

 

[Pennyshub]

Nah. Signs point to negative. (shrugs)

Guess again

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Fewer and fewer - which is tough since the number is at zero already....

 

[LadyJS]

No...