Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

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Denny

I just asked "them" and they told me we still have ZERO, naught, nuthin, "O", zip, zilch..... goose egg.
 
I would split lit into four groups:
Men
Women who haven't been exposed to me yet
Women who want to fuck me
Women who want to stab my eyes out

By the grace of God the third group shall always outnumber the fourth.
 
Take a number, sweetheart.

The line forms over there -->

I'll take a number and pass it to the girl behind me. How long should I tell her the wait is?

Nevermind, I hear you are worth it! I'll be having a cup of tea. Come find me when you are done :)
 
Now serving number 349. Number 349, please come forward and assume the position. Thank you.
 
Now serving number 349. Number 349, please come forward and assume the position. Thank you.


You are way out of my league!! You need a pro I think. Maybe if you let her get to know you...you can go for round 3???

Just a thought :)
 
Oh No. Absolutely not! He might need guidance.

And, I'll add, with legs like that - I'm definitely into Ubiquitous.

How many times have you heard this one, since you're as innocent as Snow White, "I've got an apple for you." And if you're from NY it would go something like this, "I've got an apple for you right here (Pointing to crotch)"
 
And, I'll add, with legs like that - I'm definitely into Ubiquitous.

How many times have you heard this one, since you're as innocent as Snow White, "I've got an apple for you." And if you're from NY it would go something like this, "I've got an apple for you right here (Pointing to crotch)"

I'm rather fond of apples, actually. And . as for my innocence- you may interpret that 'any way you like'.
After all, she (SW) did hang around with seven guys, didn't she? I've never heard stories of her with a bunch of giggling girls---
 
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