Are there any Lit members that want to fuck you?

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Hmmm ... I usually go for a lady's cream ... but jelly might be interesting.

Can I use strawberry jelly and Kool_Whip?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

At last count, I had ZERO...I'll count again soon though...

 

[Choirg1rl]

Yes. Waiting is such sweet torture. x

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

My tote board has cobwebs on it...

 

[mutato]

I know of one for sure.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

At last count, I had ZERO...I'll count again soon though...

Me too, ZERO. Maybe if we add ours together we'll have more.

Today my wife got ZERO too. Our two ZEROS and your one ZERO still add up to just ZERO. The story of my life.

Maybe we should count again. I may have missed a ZERO.

 

[EllaMayme]

There is one I believe

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Idk but that Hornblende fella sure seems to like ogling my tits!

 

[Hornblende]

Idk but that Hornblende fella sure seems to like ogling my tits!

You rang, m'lady?

 

[37_ttej]

You rang, m'lady?

I think she wants you to ring her bell, HB.

 

[Hornblende]

I think she wants you to ring her bell, HB.

My, er, bell-ringing services are on permanent offer to her, Jett!

 

[37_ttej]

My, er, bell-ringing services are on permanent offer to her, Jett!

I understand it's all in the stroke.

http://allsaintswokinghambells.org.uk/AbRinging/Images/HandBack.png

 

[EllaMayme]

There is one I believe

Make that zero

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Make that zero

I do not believe that is a accurate statement

 

[EllaMayme]

I do not believe that is a accurate statement

Lol..ask "them"

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Lol..ask "them"

who is "them" ?

btw.. to answer the question myself... sign up sheet is blank

 

[EllaMayme]

who is "them" ?

btw.. to answer the question myself... sign up sheet is blank

The ones that wrote their names on the sign up sheet and then ripped it appart.

and who is making inaccurate statements now...?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

The ones that wrote their names on the sign up sheet and then ripped it appart.

and who is making inaccurate statements now...?

I see "them" gotcha

true statement on my part I do not have any evidence otherwise, I go weeks without any PM or flirt\banter on forum threads...

 

[BCJ4]

Fuck with me then yes.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Nobody has said so, all day...

 

[BCJ4]

Nobody has said so, all day...

Fuck you?

 

[Little_Sister]

Nobody has said so, all day...

Saying so.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Nobody has said so, all day...

very surprised with legs like yours and a such a sexy mind set to say the least

 

[CybrJoe20]

I think there's one or two who do. maybe more than that, I'm not sure.

 

[outdoorsman69]

Nobody has said so, all day...

***sigh***really?? We really need to get the facts straight on this missy..