April-wine is wearing my mother's breasts

[Rambling Rose]

It's distracting to say the least. Maybe I should drop a little more breast milk in my eyes. Think it will help?

 

[april-wine]

OMG........

 

[Problem Child]

fucksnot is a surefire cure for pinkeye. It also causes it, which is sort of weird.

 

[Wiggles]

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

But that's kind of weird.
April, give Rose's mommy her boobies back!

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

And I was a bottle baby, too. Isn't that a shame?

 

[april-wine]

Rose's mom sure is one hot toddy....I promise to return her boobies when I am finsihed with em.........

 

[Rambling Rose]

For one brief shining moment...(she's gonna kill me!)


My hot toddy:

[edited because what she doesn't know won't hurt me]

 

[Rubyfruit]

~smiles - I saw it, I saw it!~

Now I know where you get your stunning good looks from, Rose.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'd do her.

 

[Problem Child]

RR, is that your mother?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

She's a babe.

Was she like six years old when she had you?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yep PC, that's the one! She was 59 years old when that picture was taken three years ago, and she hasn't changed a bit. I tell her all the time she gets more beautiful every year.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Is she single?

Does she post at lit?

 

[Problem Child]

Yep PC, that's the one! She was 59 years old when that picture was taken three years ago, and she hasn't changed a bit. I tell her all the time she gets more beautiful every year.

I'm all hard for your mom now.

 

[Rambling Rose]

If I didn't think she was so hot myself, y'all would be stepping across the line of good taste! Remember, she's my mother, boys!

 

[Rubyfruit]

You've inherited her good skin and beauty, Rose. You'd better treat her nice next weekend.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm all hard for your mom now.

I'm pretty sure we could get her a date...