Apparently, some assholes out there want a war.

[RastaPope]

Well fucking bring it, kiddos, the gloves are off.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm in.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Only if I get to be Mike Tyson.

Ears are tasty.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Well fucking bring it, kiddos, the gloves are off.

Allow me to expand.

They want a war, those fucking kiddos,
The light bulb just burned out,
We can't find batteries for the dildos,
The zipper's snagged my trouser trout.

If war and peace were only words,
The dog would each cranberries,
But bring it on, you ugly turds,
You're just a bunch of fairies.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Count me in. I have arms and ammo.

 

[RastaPope]

What astounds me is that you don't think I'm aware of the plots and schemes. How stupid do you think I am? Sure, I don't know who all of your plants are, but I have a fairly good idea.

And that's fucking low.

Just what I would expect.

So keep on digging, have fun.

it's on.

You haven't seen bad yet.

 

[phrodeau]

Re: Re: Apparently, some assholes out there want a war.

Allow me to expand.

They want a war, those fucking kiddos,
The light bulb just burned out,
We can't find batteries for the dildos,
The zipper's snagged by trouser trout.

If war and peace were only words,
The dog would each cranberries,
But bring it on, you ugly turds,
You're just a bunch of fairies.

Interesting use of a dactyl as an amphibrach.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Of course I've seen bad. The dog vomited in the back yard.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm in, busybody is the lead element in the first frontal blind-folded assault.

 

[Jabo 69]

Yes-War is coming.

We hawks have won out and we're going to destroy Saddam and conquer Iraq this month or next for sure...

This time we're going to do the job right.

Bagdad shall fall and Hussein shall die...

We win Hanns down............

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Yes-War is coming.

We hawks have won out and we're going to destroy Saddam and conquer Iraq this month or next for sure...

This time we're going to do the job right.

Bagdad shall fall and Hussein shall die...

We win Hanns down............

There's an h in Baghdad.

After that, shut up.

 

[RastaPope]

Re: Yes-War is coming.

We hawks have won out and we're going to destroy Saddam and conquer Iraq this month or next for sure...

This time we're going to do the job right.

Bagdad shall fall and Hussein shall die...

We win Hanns down............

Not that war.

This one is personal.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

OK. So there are no Baghdad spies on Lit? I'm so fuckin' lost here...

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: Re: Yes-War is coming.

Not that war.

This one is personal.

This war is personal, Rasta said,
As he petted his chihuahua,
Give us this day, our daily bread,
Show us Ruby and we'll go ga-ga.

 

[RastaPope]

Consequently, this is the last of my playing fair.

Open declaration. That's all you get.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Consequently, this is the last of my playing fair.

Open declaration. That's all you get.

Rasta issued his ultimatum,
Board members all took note,
I'm gathering up all the datum,
While preparing to fuck a goat.

Give 'em hell, Rasta.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Re: Yes-War is coming.

We hawks have won out and we're going to destroy Saddam and conquer Iraq this month or next for sure...

This time we're going to do the job right.

Bagdad shall fall and Hussein shall die...

We win Hanns down............

What a booby prize!!

But really . . . it is nice to see all the cowboys expressing their interest in the profits of an Imperialist War for control of Middle East Undeveloped Oil Reserves . . . the U$ consumes 25% of the world's annual production of oil . . . how many of these cowboys will have to wait for the draft to get their firsthand experience of the Iraq desert??

 

[miles]

Re: Re: Yes-War is coming.

What a booby prize!!

But really . . . it is nice to see all the cowboys expressing their interest in the profits of an Imperialist War for control of Middle East Undeveloped Oil Reserves . . . the U$ consumes 25% of the world's annual production of oil . . . how many of these cowboys will have to wait for the draft to get their firsthand experience of the Iraq desert??

You just can't wait for the first American to die, can you?

 

[Lost Cause]

Choke 'em till the bubbles stop!

Personal or global makes no difference...same concepts, same reactions. The shootin's commenced, skin your smokewagon, or cower with the children! Booyah!

 

[RastaPope]

keep denying it black hats, i know some of you now.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Big gigantic "Huh"?

 

[Lasz]

I dont want to get drafted for a cause that isnt worth while.

 

[Lancecastor]

Big gigantic "Huh"?

As if.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I look forward to the disappearance of all those loud mouth Yanks on this board who want a war with Iraq. Of course in your patriotic stance you shall be rushing to your local army office and signing up for the war effort. Fuck the draft. Volunteer like the proud defenders of freedom you all are. Don't disappoint me by showing you are 'cowards' sitting at home in front of your computers commenting about the possible war and when referring to it, you will be doing the old 'we' 'us' and 'our' comments as those you are fucking on the frontlines.

Somehow I think I shall be reading the excuses of why you couldn't go and wave after wave of posts to do with 'winning' and blowing up Iraq daily.

There are those who oppose war on any level, then there are those who are outspoken about it and wanting it, yet sit on their fat obese ass and feel they have the right to comment on it, yet won't be there with their 'brothers' and 'sisters'. Their 'comrades'.

Gutless fucking cunts!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: n/a

I look forward to the disappearance of all those loud mouth Yanks on this board who want a war with Iraq. Of course in your patriotic stance you shall be rushing to your local army office and signing up for the war effort. Fuck the draft. Volunteer like the proud defenders of freedom you all are. Don't disappoint me by showing you are 'cowards' sitting at home in front of your computers commenting about the possible war and when referring to it, you will be doing the old 'we' 'us' and 'our' comments as those you are fucking on the frontlines.

Somehow I think I shall be reading the excuses of why you couldn't go and wave after wave of posts to do with 'winning' and blowing up Iraq daily.

There are those who oppose war on any level, then there are those who are outspoken about it and wanting it, yet sit on their fat obese ass and feel they have the right to comment on it, yet won't be there with their 'brothers' and 'sisters'. Their 'comrades'.

Gutless fucking cunts!

Hell, Ross Perot bought his own army to go to Iran, so I fully expect Ishmael to hop over to Eye-Rack and lead the phone sex disinformation unit for the Propaganda Ministry!