Anyone know how to write?

[PublicAffection]

My ex was older then you lol She's 30 and I started dateing her at 18 I thought you were older... of course that's because she was immature or I'm just overly mature for my age either one. lol

I have the soul of an 80 year old woman.

 

[Brains123]

And the beauty of a 20 year old goddess... nice combo

 

[__Nathan1968]

I have the soul of an 80 year old woman.

Betty Page?

 

[JSensei]

What do you know. Me and PublicAffection are the same age. I'm 27 too. Wonder who's older?

 

[PublicAffection]

Betty Page?

Betty's got nothin' on me

 

[PublicAffection]

What do you know. Me and PublicAffection are the same age. I'm 27 too. Wonder who's older?

It will always be you

 

[JSensei]

I should have guessed.

 

[MasterMischief]

Can I tie your branches in knots?

Sure. I will try anything twice.

 

[JSensei]

But would you let her braid them?

 

[mslv4Her]

I'm very picky about who I stalk. What do you bring to the table? Do you vow to be at least mildly entertaining?

If all I have to be is mildly entertaining, I think I can handle that.

 

[MasterMischief]

But would you let her braid them?

Permanent damage could prevent future sessions. I have to be a pragmatic deciduous tree at least.

 

[PublicAffection]

If all I have to be is mildly entertaining, I think I can handle that.

Good

 

[PublicAffection]

Permanent damage could prevent future sessions. I have to be a pragmatic deciduous tree at least.

I'll be gentle.

 

[MasterMischief]

I'll be gentle.

Then I entrust my limbs to your capable hands.

 

[mslv4Her]

Good

Glad you are pleased. How shall I entertain you?

 

[PublicAffection]

Glad you are pleased. How shall I entertain you?

Can you juggle?

 

[JSensei]

Can you juggle?

Ooh! Ooh! I can.

 

[PublicAffection]

Ooh! Ooh! I can.

Do you juggle balls, or bananas?

 

[JSensei]

Bananas are actually somewhat hard to juggle. How about something odd, like a bowling ball, an orange, and a walnut. Would that be better?

 

[PublicAffection]

Bananas are actually somewhat hard to juggle. How about something odd, like a bowling ball, an orange, and a walnut. Would that be better?

I'd pay a pretty nickel to see that.

 

[JSensei]

Come on, that's worth at LEAST a quarter.

 

[PublicAffection]

Come on, that's worth at LEAST a quarter.

15 cents, and that's my final offer.

 

[JSensei]

I'm going to have to hold my ground on this one. It's a quarter or nothing!

 

[PublicAffection]

I'm going to have to hold my ground on this one. It's a quarter or nothing!

Ok. I'll pay you a quarter. But only I can take pictures and distribute them as I see fit.

 

[MasterMischief]

Mildly Entertaining

My brother's sister's cousin was mildly entertaining. Uncle Bob was moderately entertaining so we disowned him. He was making the rest of the family look bad.