OK....so just show up and I'll worry about you stalking me......oh wait....you just did, didn't you.....ohhh.....i'm so confused.....probably because you're stalking me.
Anyone know how to write?
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OK....so just show up and I'll worry about you stalking me......oh wait....you just did, didn't you.....ohhh.....i'm so confused.....probably because you're stalking me.
RuneBlade
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Like a long lost lover, or... a mismatched sock. One of those.
User_Damashii
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The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia. As far as replacements go, he could have done worse.
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I'm very picky about who I stalk. What do you bring to the table? Do you vow to be at least mildly entertaining?
RuneBlade said:
Yes. Although the mismatched sock isn't yours, and you've never seen it before. You wrack your brain trying to figure out how it came into your life.
User_Damashii said:
The competition was fierce. There was this cabin-girl from Tanzania that gave me a good run for my money. Fortunately, Dread Pirate Roberts discovered that she was blowing the cook and in a fit of rage threw her overboard. Tragic for her.
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Well that's just silly. I'd throw the cook overboard, but then again, I guess you do have to eat. But surely the Dread Pirate Roberts could find another cook. Of course, that could cause the cycle to begin again. Perhaps he should BE the cook. Then he'd be on the receiving end.
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HIYA. I'm a 38 m who very much enjoys RP. I'm intelligent and can carry on a long episode. So if you are interested, drop me a PM.
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writing exercise
The Alphabet of Unbounded Appetite:
A is for Amour in your Arms, Aphrodite. B is for Boccaccio (Decameron), Botticelli (Venus), and Being in Bed with you, Betty Boop. C is for Cupid and Concupiscence, Candy. D is for the garden of earthly Delights in your tights, and all the tender Depravities you will Divulge to me, Dulce. E is for Everything E-r-o-t-i -c and all your Erogenous Zones, Esmeralda. F is for Fanny Hill (and reading it in bed with you), Fellatio, and Fornication on Valentine’s Day, Felicia. G is for Ganja, Gargantua (Rabelais), and Gauguin, Gia. H is for Herb, Hookahs and Harlots, Haley. I is for Illuminations, Incantations, and Incendiary Orgasms, Inari. J is for Jazz, Joy, and Jizm, Jezebel. K is for Kabbalah, Kafka and Kollentai (Alexandra), Kaylani. L is for Lamia (Keats), Lilith, and Lou Andreas Salome, Lolita. M is for Marijuana, Marx, and Matriarchy, Missy. N is for Narcissus, Nietzsche, and Nin (Anaïs), Nautica. O is for Occultism, Opals, and Olfactory Stimuli, Ophelia. P is for Pan, Pearls and Pudenda, Pandora. Q is for Qasbah (Come with me), Quetzlcoatl and Qoph (Hebrew letter), Queenie. R is for Reich (Wilhelm), Rimbaud, and Romance, Rapunzel. S is for Sensuality, Sin and Surrealism, Sonja. T is for Tantra (teach me, O Shakti), Tarot, and The Tempest in bed with you naked, Tabitha. U is for Ulysses, You Lassies, and all your Uninhibited Undulations, Ursula. V is for Venus (in Furs), Van Gogh and Verlaine, Vanessa. W is for Waiting for Godot, Walpurgisnacht and Waugh (The Loved One), Wendy. X is for Xtremely lascivious love, X-ray specs, and XXX-rated movies, Xena (& not Xantippe). Y is for Yeats, Youth, and Yoni, Yumi. Z is for Zappa, Zentropa, and The Zohar, Zoe.
The Alphabet of Unbounded Appetite:
A is for Amour in your Arms, Aphrodite. B is for Boccaccio (Decameron), Botticelli (Venus), and Being in Bed with you, Betty Boop. C is for Cupid and Concupiscence, Candy. D is for the garden of earthly Delights in your tights, and all the tender Depravities you will Divulge to me, Dulce. E is for Everything E-r-o-t-i -c and all your Erogenous Zones, Esmeralda. F is for Fanny Hill (and reading it in bed with you), Fellatio, and Fornication on Valentine’s Day, Felicia. G is for Ganja, Gargantua (Rabelais), and Gauguin, Gia. H is for Herb, Hookahs and Harlots, Haley. I is for Illuminations, Incantations, and Incendiary Orgasms, Inari. J is for Jazz, Joy, and Jizm, Jezebel. K is for Kabbalah, Kafka and Kollentai (Alexandra), Kaylani. L is for Lamia (Keats), Lilith, and Lou Andreas Salome, Lolita. M is for Marijuana, Marx, and Matriarchy, Missy. N is for Narcissus, Nietzsche, and Nin (Anaïs), Nautica. O is for Occultism, Opals, and Olfactory Stimuli, Ophelia. P is for Pan, Pearls and Pudenda, Pandora. Q is for Qasbah (Come with me), Quetzlcoatl and Qoph (Hebrew letter), Queenie. R is for Reich (Wilhelm), Rimbaud, and Romance, Rapunzel. S is for Sensuality, Sin and Surrealism, Sonja. T is for Tantra (teach me, O Shakti), Tarot, and The Tempest in bed with you naked, Tabitha. U is for Ulysses, You Lassies, and all your Uninhibited Undulations, Ursula. V is for Venus (in Furs), Van Gogh and Verlaine, Vanessa. W is for Waiting for Godot, Walpurgisnacht and Waugh (The Loved One), Wendy. X is for Xtremely lascivious love, X-ray specs, and XXX-rated movies, Xena (& not Xantippe). Y is for Yeats, Youth, and Yoni, Yumi. Z is for Zappa, Zentropa, and The Zohar, Zoe.
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The cook must have had some special talents to receive the attention of such a willing pirate lass. I'm not thinking grits and corn here, but full-on molten chocolate skilly and duff, or meats flavored by the most exotic spices.
I remain firm (and not a double entendre for once) in history's course being the correct one.
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Anyone settle for a daisy?
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The whole point of being Dread Pirate Roberts is that you don't have to do anything for yourself. Best to lose the wench and save the cook anyway - he made the best pineapple upside-down cake you'v ever had.
Are you interested in becoming the Dread Pirate Roberts?
You're a smart one, you are. You may just survive this adventure yet.
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That depends. Are you a pretty daisy?
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I'd be content just watching P.A. and her Daisy razor.
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__Nathan1968
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I've learned never to doubt a woman's intuition.
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They are smart like that.
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smart enough to wear a mask aeound a bunch of horny men!
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It's just a ploy to cover my unibrow and missing nose.
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Sis?!?
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sis? I think not.
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Where are we headed? It looks like you've hijacked this thread, but now it's out of control!
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If I had a sister that looked like that, it'd make for some awkward thoughts.
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Hijacked? Yeah... kinda.
Out of control? Nah.
It's all clean fun. I'm sure the OP would approve. At least I hope she does.
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If she doesn't... well... We'll put it to a vote.
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