Anyone know how to write?

[PublicAffection]

It's a secret.

 

[cliteatingman]

Nice cleavage, public affection!

 

[avvikande]

*grin* I suppose we could switch that to 50% pleasure and 5% pain, but would that really suit you? No getting lucky, hmm. Word-smith, I like. Almost as much as I like Mord-sith.

Touche. It would not. But then, I don't call you stalker for nothing. I like a 40% pain, 50% pleasure, and 10% alcohol equation. For that I would tattoo your name on my ass.

 

[avvikande]

Who the H keeps a dictionary?

I do as well. Both dogeared hard copy and bookmarked. One never knows when a $10 word will come in handy.

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's a secret.

That's one secret I'd like to get in/on.

 

[PublicAffection]

Nice cleavage, public affection!

Why, thank you.

 

[cliteatingman]

My pleasure!

 

[PublicAffection]

My pleasure!

Want a cookie?

 

[cliteatingman]

Want a cookie?

Place it strategially and I'll eat it off you. You won't regret it!

 

[PublicAffection]

Place it strategially and I'll eat it off you. You won't regret it!

I'm sure.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Let him have the cookie, I'd rather hunt for the crumbs!

 

[PublicAffection]

Let him have the cookie, I'd rather hunt for the crumbs!

They have fewer calories anyway.

 

[__Nathan1968]

They have fewer calories anyway.

And if I hunt long enough, I won't need the milk to wash them down.

 

[JSensei]

They have fewer calories anyway.

And you'll burn more calories hunting for all of them.

 

[PublicAffection]

And you'll burn more calories hunting for all of them.

So it all evens out in the end. Nice.

 

[JSensei]

So it all evens out in the end. Nice.

I suppose that would be the very definition of win-win.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I suppose that would be the very definition of win-win.

No, I'm certain that PublicAffection is the definition of win-win-win.

 

[JSensei]

It's a secret.

I know I'm a bit late to this, but I was occupied for a bit. The mask? Isn't it obvious? It's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

 

[PublicAffection]

I know I'm a bit late to this, but I was occupied for a bit. The mask? Isn't it obvious? It's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.

 

[JSensei]

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.

XD yes!

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.

Holy crap! She's the Dread Pirate Roberts!

 

[JSensei]

Oh noes! I think I exposed her secret!

 

[PublicAffection]

Holy crap! She's the Dread Pirate Roberts!

Actually, the real Dread Pirate Roberts is on an island somewhere. Retired, I think.

 

[mslv4Her]

So maybe I could write to you about stalking me.

 

[PublicAffection]

So maybe I could write to you about stalking me.

Are you allowed to ask for a stalker? I thought they always just showed up?