mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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Answer the FUCK-ing question
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JerseyJade
Jade
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Taegul
Totally Taegul
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I would fuck Scarlett Johansson until neither of us could walk.
What are the most orgasms you've ever had in one day?
Lonelywife1205
Lonely no more
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I’m old and my memory fucking sux so I don’t fucking remember.
How many times a week would you have sex if you got to choose?
JerseyJade
Jade
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I would choose to fuck maybe 3 or 4 times a week, but if I had my way, I would suck dick every fucking day.
How would you rate your first sexual experience?
DeckardNYC
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Girlfriend who had me fuck her from behind against the second floor motel window in broad daylight 30 feet from a fucking interstate.
Will you travel for t-day?
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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I don't even fucking know yet, but I probably will.
Ham or turkey for Thanksgiving? And yes, you have to choose one or the other.
mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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It ain't Thanksgiving without a fucking turkey. Every fucking bird fucker knows that!
Sex or no sex on Christmas day?
Ben
Apple_of_Eden
~Fantasizing~
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**************
If Santa is lucky, and brings me what I ask for, I'll f**k him!
Will you be on the naughty or nice list this year?
Lonelywife1205
Lonely no more
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**************
If Santa is lucky, and brings me what I ask for, I'll f**k him!
Will you be on the naughty or nice list this year?
I’m naughty as fuck, but also nice, so I don’t fucking know.
Would you give Santa a lap dance?
mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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I don't think he would get anything out of it. At least, I hope not!
What were you doing when the news broke about the 9/11 attacks?
Ben
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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I was fucking working with eyes absofuckinglutely glued to the television.
What is the worst X-mas/holiday song you hope not to hear this holiday season?
ImpishSeraph
My Own Frequency
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Any ones I don't know. I like to sing and must know the words
What's your favorite fight seen from which movie?
DeckardNYC
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Come here often?
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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DeckardNYC
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A fucking convertible fucking stretch limo with a fucking pool and three blondes who love giving road head!
Are you willing to book a vacation yet?
LaisDeMarieDeFrance
All I need is cheese
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FranklyFrank
Fully Loaded
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A friend moving away and....me getting covid and still having fucking covid.
What is your favorite thing about fall?
ToPleaseHim
RedVelvet IYKYK
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wildcowgirl
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Most of the time, I really like cooking and getting lost in a recipe. My favorite fucking part is the consuming of said recipe, though.
What's one of your guilty pleasures?
FranklyFrank
Fully Loaded
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Lit...lit is one of my guilty pleasures. I'm fucking guilty and it's a pleasure.
What is one sexual thing still on your bucket list?
DeckardNYC
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The roof of my fucking apartment building!
What's the worst place you were caught fucking.
