Answer the FUCK-ing question

Hell fucking yeah I like eggnog.

Are you the type of person who can name every character in a movie but you struggle with naming 20 former leaders of your country?

Actually, no. I can name every fucking character, the actor that fucking plays them, and other fucking roles they have played. Also, I can name every fucking president back to Wilson, and most past him. Several VP's, SecDef's, and numerous and varied fucking members of Congress.

What does May 4th signify?
 
Actually, no. I can name every fucking character, the actor that fucking plays them, and other fucking roles they have played. Also, I can name every fucking president back to Wilson, and most past him. Several VP's, SecDef's, and numerous and varied fucking members of Congress.

What does May 4th signify?

Not a fucking thing. Believe me. I fucking Googled it. Not a fucking thing special about May-fucking-4.

How many people have you met face-to-face who share the same birthdate as you?
 
Not a fucking thing. Believe me. I fucking Googled it. Not a fucking thing special about May-fucking-4.

How many people have you met face-to-face who share the same birthdate as you?

I have two fucking friends that have the same fucking birthday as me.

How do you feel about drinking hot coffee in fucking warm weather? Would you rather have it fucking iced?
 
How many people have you met face-to-face who share the same birthdate as you?
Only ONE, some girl in elementary school. There have probably been others I never learned about, though. It's pretty fuckin' weird, actually.

How do you feel about drinking hot coffee in fucking warm weather? Would you rather have it fucking iced?
I drink it hot even when it's fuckin' hot. Iced coffee gets too fuckin' watery too soon.

Do you eat sardines?
 
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Not a fucking thing. Believe me. I fucking Googled it. Not a fucking thing special about May-fucking-4.

How many people have you met face-to-face who share the same birthdate as you?


3 fucking people

2- brothers-in-law (twins)
A student I taught


What’s the most romantic/erotic city you’ve visited?
 
May 4th is fucking International Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you!

I have met 5 people that shared my birthday. Used to work with 2 of them.

Gatlinburg, fucking Tennessee! Great little town, lots to do for couples and secluded cabins for rent.

What's the worst city you have ever visited?
 
May 4th is fucking International Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you!

I have met 5 people that shared my birthday. Used to work with 2 of them.

Gatlinburg, fucking Tennessee! Great little town, lots to do for couples and secluded cabins for rent.

What's the worst city you have ever visited?

Overall, Quitman-fucking-Georgia

You are on a modern day wagon train following The Donner Family trail and the same circumstances fall upon your family and friends as did the Donners. What do you do?
 
Overall, Quitman-fucking-Georgia

You are on a modern day wagon train following The Donner Family trail and the same circumstances fall upon your family and friends as did the Donners. What do you do?

Call fucking 911. It's modern day after all...

You feel like you're getting older. Do you go on one of those middle age excitement and enlightening vacation adventures like Billy Crystal on City Slickers?
 
Call fucking 911. It's modern day after all...

You feel like you're getting older. Do you go on one of those middle age excitement and enlightening vacation adventures like Billy Crystal on City Slickers?

Fuck no, I get a fucking mistress.

Do you think Amazon Prime is worth the price?
 
Fuck no, I get a fucking mistress.

Do you think Amazon Prime is worth the price?

No fucking shipping fees ... Good TV programming ... Why the fuck not?

If you were eating what some might term an exotic meal (pig brains and rice, stewed elephant penis, etc.) would you rather know beforehand what the food is or afterward, so you could make a more subjective critique?
 
No fucking shipping fees ... Good TV programming ... Why the fuck not?

If you were eating what some might term an exotic meal (pig brains and rice, stewed elephant penis, etc.) would you rather know beforehand what the food is or afterward, so you could make a more subjective critique?

Before so I could tell the chef to fuck off because I ain't eating it.

What is the best TV show on right now?
 
Before so I could tell the chef to fuck off because I ain't eating it.

What is the best TV show on right now?

Don't fucking know, haven't turned the fucking thing on in ages.

Did you watch Dialing for Dollars
 
Don't fucking know, haven't turned the fucking thing on in ages.

Did you watch Dialing for Dollars

Dialing for dollars? What the fuck is that, the sister show to "Spinning for Cents?" Dialing for fucking dollars. Here's one for ya: Knocking for Nickels.

Have you ever noticed on a show or in a movie an actor has a boogie hanging and wonder why the director didn't catch it?
 
Dialing for dollars? What the fuck is that, the sister show to "Spinning for Cents?" Dialing for fucking dollars. Here's one for ya: Knocking for Nickels.

Have you ever noticed on a show or in a movie an actor has a boogie hanging and wonder why the director didn't catch it?

Fuck no I never fucking noticed that.

Got milk?
 
No. I'm too fucking ugly to get anyone (except my wife) in bed.

Would you go to bed with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

I wasn't fucking physically attracted initially with 2 of the last 3 fucking guys I went to fucking bed with.


Have you gone to fucking bed with someone when you knew that the fucking relationship wasn't likely to fucking go anywhere.
 
Have you gone to fucking bed with someone when you knew that the fucking relationship wasn't likely to fucking go anywhere.

Never been in that fucking situation. (This feels so unlike me.)

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
 
Never been in that fucking situation. (This feels so unlike me.)

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

A fucking scone that a co-worker fucking brought in from the fucking bakery accross the street.



Do you fucking each breakfast every fucking morning?
 
A fucking scone that a co-worker fucking brought in from the fucking bakery accross the street.



Do you fucking each breakfast every fucking morning?

Fuckin.
No


Do you fuckin.....wanna make out or some fuckin shit?


(Man this is an aggressive thread!)
 
I fucking would, if I had someone to fucking do it with.



Do you enjoy the last time you fucking fucked.

Allright Anny....let's fuckin do it.

Fuck!I need to fucking think about the last fucking time I fucking fucked.


fuck yeah...it was pretty fuckin good.

Fuckin a.

You every wanna fucking lick someone right on the fuckin face?

Whew. That felt good.
 
I fucking love a good face lick, such a fucking desperate driving desire move..

Do you sometimes just have to fucking release.
 
I fucking love a good face lick, such a fucking desperate driving desire move..

Do you sometimes just have to fucking release.

Yes, sometimes I fucking do

Does cybersex with anyone fucking do it for or does there need to be a connection?
 
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