Answer the FUCK-ing question

I don't think I fucking have one. Scary movie marathon on Halloween for the fucking win.

If you could trade places with any actor/actress, who would it be?

Whichever one is in fucking hiding and not getting their personal lives fucking documented in tabloids

Who is your favorite actress?
 
It might be Scarlett fucking Johansson. Specifically in a tight fucking Black Widow costume.

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What would be the first thing you buy for yourself if you won the lottery?

My fucking luck I would be one of two million winners so my take wouldn't amount to much, fucking bastards. A fucking pack of gum?

Do people say you favor a celebrity?
 
I have been mistaken for fucking Butterbean...

What is your dream job?

Fucking book editor. Not an editor of fuck books, though that might be fucking sweet, but mainstream novels.

You have a "Freaky Friday" moment with a member of your family. Who would you like to change bodies with, and why?
 
Fucking book editor. Not an editor of fuck books, though that might be fucking sweet, but mainstream novels.

You have a "Freaky Friday" moment with a member of your family. Who would you like to change bodies with, and why?


My father, because then may be I could fucking learn to appreciate the fucking taste of beer.

What’s your favorite beer.
 
Grey Goose Vodka

What’s your favorite drink?

A beverage of my own creation that I have only seen 2 bartenders in all of the US of A make properly.

Other than that, I can go for a ;) *proper* Tequila shot. One where she salts her inner thigh, nestles the shot glass within her voluptuous breasts, and holds that citric slice between her lips...

After reading about this, are you now curious to the drink I made up?
 
A beverage of my own creation that I have only seen 2 bartenders in all of the US of A make properly.

Other than that, I can go for a ;) *proper* Tequila shot. One where she salts her inner thigh, nestles the shot glass within her voluptuous breasts, and holds that citric slice between her lips...

After reading about this, are you now curious to the drink I made up?

Fuck no in my 60+ years I've had enough different drinks. Gimme a fucking good lager, a fucking glass of good cabernet, or fucking Stoli's straight up (neat, baby, fuck the freezer or the ice). (or, seriously, the cabernet and Stoli's are a great combination).

What is you favorite grilled meal?
 
Fuck no in my 60+ years I've had enough different drinks. Gimme a fucking good lager, a fucking glass of good cabernet, or fucking Stoli's straight up (neat, baby, fuck the freezer or the ice). (or, seriously, the cabernet and Stoli's are a great combination).

What is you favorite grilled meal?

Nothing beat a fucking grilling burger.


Where is your favorite place to vacation?
 
I've had fucking frog legs, fucking alligator, fucking rattlesnake, and fucking shark. The shark was the best of the lot.

What is the craziest plant based food you've ever ate?

actual plants. they are all delicious. especially bell peppers.

Who is someone you hooked up with and then TOTALLY regretted it?
 
Fucking chocolate. any kind.

What is one of your guilty pleasures?

BTW, guys, the goal of answering is to include the word fucking in your response...

Ohhhh.... didnt get that part.

I have so many guilty pleasures... i fucking love wearing leggings and the thrill of someone doing a doubletake. I don't even fucking care who... old, young, married, single, etc. lol. I fucking love nomming an entire bag of chips on movie night even tho it means a lot of extra workouts the next couple of days. I fucking love disney. I fucking love it... the movies, the songs, the sing alongs... fuck you all... i fucking love it. There. I said it.

Was that enough fucks?
 
Ohhhh.... didnt get that part.

I have so many guilty pleasures... i fucking love wearing leggings and the thrill of someone doing a doubletake. I don't even fucking care who... old, young, married, single, etc. lol. I fucking love nomming an entire bag of chips on movie night even tho it means a lot of extra workouts the next couple of days. I fucking love disney. I fucking love it... the movies, the songs, the sing alongs... fuck you all... i fucking love it. There. I said it.

Was that enough fucks?

That was very close to the optimal number of fucks. You could have perhaps shoehorned in a couple of more, but not fucking many...

Have you ever tried Zapp's Voodoo chips?
 
That was very close to the optimal number of fucks. You could have perhaps shoehorned in a couple of more, but not fucking many...

Have you ever tried Zapp's Voodoo chips?

Fuck, yes! My favorite are the Evil Eye chips.

What’s your favorite movie?
 
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