Answer the FUCK-ing question

No....fortunately or unfortunately I have never fucking traveled alone on vacation.

Apple pie or pumpkin pie for T-day?

Oh, I'm after this fucker again? How many times have I come to lit to answer a fucking question and this fucking fucker is the one I have to fucking follow? Jesus fucking Christ!!! I--what? Oh yeah. Sorry. Pumpkin.

Have you ever laughed out loud during a somber moment?
 
Oh, I'm after this fucker again? How many times have I come to lit to answer a fucking question and this fucking fucker is the one I have to fucking follow? Jesus fucking Christ!!! I--what? Oh yeah. Sorry. Pumpkin.

Have you ever laughed out loud during a somber moment?

Reading Kurginator meltdown should be a somber fucking moment...but...

Did you ever get hard while holding and comforting a crying woman? (I know, I'm twisted)
 
Reading Kurginator meltdown should be a somber fucking moment...but...

Did you ever get hard while holding and comforting a crying woman? (I know, I'm twisted)

Fuck no. I only get hard when I fucking make them cry!

Did you believe my answer for even one second?
 
Make Fucking eggnog? Fuck no! They sell it

FLOTUS wants to know, will you buy a fucking Christmas tree this year?
 
No fucking tree we already have one.

What do you think happened to all the people who used to use discussion boards?

It started with one. He was looking at your fucking ass and he tweeted an image of it and blogged about it and soon others came to look at your fucking ass and the fucking snowball effect took place and now all those fucking people are mesmerized by your beautiful fucking ass so no one is using discussion boards anymore unless it is to sing the praises of your fucking ass.

Are you mesmerized by chame1eon's ass?
 
It started with one. He was looking at your fucking ass and he tweeted an image of it and blogged about it and soon others came to look at your fucking ass and the fucking snowball effect took place and now all those fucking people are mesmerized by your beautiful fucking ass so no one is using discussion boards anymore unless it is to sing the praises of your fucking ass.

Are you mesmerized by chame1eon's ass?

Fuck yea!

Seven fishes for xmas eve?
 
Yep. Although, with my family, no one ever fucking agrees..... it's more like twelve fishes. *shrugs. What the fuck ever.


Favorite festive alcoholic drink?

Fucking red wine and vodka. Maybe a good scotch for a fucking nightcap.

How many days after Christmas does the tree go away.
 
Fucking red wine and vodka. Maybe a good scotch for a fucking nightcap.

How many days after Christmas does the tree go away.

Fucking New Years, although I may be changing that this year to see if I can't gett better luck in 20-fucking-21/

Have you and a partner ever eaten food off one another's naked bodies?
 
Fucking New Years, although I may be changing that this year to see if I can't gett better luck in 20-fucking-21/

Have you and a partner ever eaten food off one another's naked bodies?

Fuck, who hasn't.

Have you ever had sex in the snow in a public park.
 
Fuck no.

Have you ever had a parent or sibling walk in on you and your SO doing a 69?

Fuck no! (But if so, would it then be considered a 70?)

Have you ever gotten anything embarrassingly stuck inside of you and had to seek medical treatment?
 
Fuck no but I'll keep trying.

Have you ever snuck out on someone you slept with after a night of drunken debauchery?
 
Fuck no but I'll keep trying.

Have you ever snuck out on someone you slept with after a night of drunken debauchery?

Fuck no, they need to leave, walk of shame or fucking whatever.

Ever had sex with someone 20 or more years younger or older then you?
 
Fuck no, they need to leave, walk of shame or fucking whatever.

Ever had sex with someone 20 or more years younger or older then you?

When I was 23 I had sex with a 69 year old = 46 years older. She was fucking horny for young cock, which led to a three-month affair.

Have you ever gone down on a woman only to find out she was on her period?
 
When I was 23 I had sex with a 69 year old = 46 years older. She was fucking horny for young cock, which led to a three-month affair.

Have you ever gone down on a woman only to find out she was on her period?

Fuck no -- that wasn't the 69 year old woman, was it?

Ever leave the sheets so dirty from sex in a hotel they send you a cleaning bill?
 
I've stole out of a fucking hotel room, furtively checking to see if anyone saw me . . .

Have you ever bumped into someone you knew when furtively checking in our leaving a hotel?

Fuck yeah, but pastor Dan had reason to be furtive himself.

Have you ever been so drunk that you entered a crowded space nude without realizing it?
 
Fuck yeah, but pastor Dan had reason to be furtive himself.

Have you ever been so drunk that you entered a crowded space nude without realizing it?

Fuck no, but I once got so ripped on Wild Irish Rose that I was break dancing in my neighbor's yard at two in the morning while telling her how sexy I thought she was. Yes, it was the 80s and I was much, much younger.

Have you ever seen someone passed out in a bathroom stall and you pissed on him / her?
 
Easy as fuck. I can stand flat footed and piss over a Greyhound Bus.

Have you ever puked in a small bars space heater?
 
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