Answer the FUCK-ing question

Well dressed man in an expensive motorized wheel chair on Third Avenue, strikes up a friendly conversation, then asks for money. Can't even put a fuck in there.

Same question.

I've got fucking nothing.


Your adult version of an ice-cream truck ....What would it sell and what song would it play?
 
I've got fucking nothing.


Your adult version of an ice-cream truck ....What would it sell and what song would it play?

Great fuk'n question.

It would be a converted school bus painted a solid cool grey colour that sold vinyl records and cassette tapes. The song would be great white buffalo by Ted Nugent.

What year did you buy your last album in?
 
Great fuk'n question.

It would be a converted school bus painted a solid cool grey colour that sold vinyl records and cassette tapes. The song would be great white buffalo by Ted Nugent.

What year did you buy your last album in?

Never have, I'm very frugal.

If you found a job genie that could get you any job, and instantly give you the qualifications to do that job well. What would that job be?
 
Never have, I'm very frugal.

If you found a job genie that could get you any job, and instantly give you the qualifications to do that job well. What would that job be?

Frankly, can't fucking imagine not doing what I do now. Lucky, right?

If you could go anywhere right now, where would that be?
 
Frankly, can't fucking imagine not doing what I do now. Lucky, right?

If you could go anywhere right now, where would that be?

Fuck, with a pandemic still loom ing and seeking victims, nowhere. I'm good here at home. Pre-covid , Nashville

If your last meal was breakfast for dinner ,what would it be ?
 
Fuck, with a pandemic still loom ing and seeking victims, nowhere. I'm good here at home. Pre-covid , Nashville

If your last meal was breakfast for dinner ,what would it be ?

As in I'm on fucking death row? .... buttermilk pancakes, bacon, Maine wild blueberries, and a chocolate cherry peanut butter milkshake. Possibly fucking eggs too, over medium.


What movie always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?
 
The Big Lebowski

Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex that would make you say....fuck
 
The Big Lebowski

Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex that would make you say....fuck

A adams Apple 🍎 wearing a really nice outfit , then it would a polite " what the fuk"

Girl your on next , get that money !!
 
Fuck!!! You didn't make this one easy, did you? Fucking cheese cake.

Saltines or Ritz?

IKR?! That's what I fucking thought too!
Saltines. Ritz are too fucking buttery and sweet for me.

What do people think is weird about you?
 
IKR?! That's what I fucking thought too!
Saltines. Ritz are too fucking buttery and sweet for me.

What do people think is weird about you?

Fuck, probably everything, I'm a dedicated non-conformist. Fuck them.

What do you think is weird about yourself?
 
Fuck, probably everything, I'm a dedicated non-conformist. Fuck them.

What do you think is weird about yourself?

How the fuck should I know? It's all fucking relative, right? Is my fucking crush on Miss Piggy or Smurfette weird?

What have you missed the most since the restrictions of this pandemic?
 
How the fuck should I know? It's all fucking relative, right? Is my fucking crush on Miss Piggy or Smurfette weird?

What have you missed the most since the restrictions of this pandemic?

Going to the fucking pool!

Are you looking forward to Halloween yet?
 
I look forward to it every fucking year, and yet I'm kinda fucking sick of masks.

What is your favorite holiday of the year?

Christmas, even though it fucking stresses me the fuck out every year!

Are you already planning on your Halloween costume this year?
 
Christmas, even though it fucking stresses me the fuck out every year!

Are you already planning on your Halloween costume this year?

Fuck yeah. I'm going as the property manager of a fucking nudist colony.

Who is your favorite musician/music group?
 
Lol! Private party, I hope!

Fucking Muse

What is your favorite song?

How the fuck do I pick just one? Seriously! Almost any fucking song from Tool would suffice. Maybe Later-fucking-alus.

What singer would you go backstage with groupie-style?
 
How the fuck do I pick just one? Seriously! Almost any fucking song from Tool would suffice. Maybe Later-fucking-alus.

What singer would you go backstage with groupie-style?

Humm, I would fucking say Matt Bellamy but not to fucking hang on him. So maybe...I don't think any-fucking-one

Who's your favorite actress?
 
Humm, I would fucking say Matt Bellamy but not to fucking hang on him. So maybe...I don't think any-fucking-one

Who's your favorite actress?

I'm kind of fucking partial to Scarlett Johansson. She can give me private acting lessons any fucking time she wants.

What is your dream vacation location?
 
I'm kind of fucking partial to Scarlett Johansson. She can give me private acting lessons any fucking time she wants.

What is your dream vacation location?

I've always to to fucking visit Ireland and fucking Scotland!

What historic site have you wanted to visit?
 
I've always to to fucking visit Ireland and fucking Scotland!

What historic site have you wanted to visit?

I want to fucking visit Atlantis. I'll just assume that it's fucking real and full of fucking mermaids. If not, then I'll fucking visit Stonehenge.

What is your favorite dessert?
 
I want to fucking visit Atlantis. I'll just assume that it's fucking real and full of fucking mermaids. If not, then I'll fucking visit Stonehenge.

What is your favorite dessert?

I guess....fucking pumpkin pie with cool fucking whip

What is your favorite side dish at Thanksgiving?
 
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