Answer the FUCK-ing question

[billg1421]

Freze(?) Its a really good value but a lot of stores don't fucking carry it.

Favorite hard liquor.

Used to be Jack Fucking Daniels, but those days are past.


Favorite beer?

 

[chame1eon]

Used to be Jack Fucking Daniels, but those days are past.


Favorite beer?

Fuck. Its Centennial IPA brewed by Founders in Mi.

Do you like beer wine mixed drinks or straight liquor more.

 

[Just4AFriend]

Mmm
Beer or wine... not mixed
Sometimes simple mixes
Though... I would not turn down a Long Island

Do you have an assortment of sex toys?

 

[loquere]

Oh crap, that's a fucking impossible question! On any given night I might want a simple pizza or cheese steak, or Beef Wellington at One if by Land. I call fucking foul!

What's your favorite vodka?

Do you live on a boat?

 

[chame1eon]

Do you live on a boat?

Lol. No. Do you have an assortment of sex toys?


Edit. Fuck! Forgot to say fuck again.

 

[loquere]

Fuck no assortment of sex toys.

Have you ever been invited to join a secret society?

 

[chame1eon]

Fuck no.

Have you ever been invited to join a secret society?

Like the Illuminati? Fuck No.

What secret will you admit anonymously to the internet but not to people irl?

 

[loquere]

Like the Illuminati? Fuck No.

What secret will you admit anonymously to the internet but not to people irl?

I have no fucking secrets, I'm an open book.

Have you ever killed an animal?

 

[chame1eon]

I have no fucking secrets, I'm an open book.

Have you ever killed an animal?

I always ficking clean the fish when we go fishing.

You ever eat an animal?

 

[loquere]

I always ficking clean the fish when we go fishing.

You ever eat an animal?

Fuck yes.

What's your local weather like today?

 

[billg1421]

Fuck yes.

What's your local weather like today?

Fucking overcast and windy....but the breeze is nice.


How far is the closet beach to you.

 

[loquere]

Fucking overcast and windy....but the breeze is nice.


How far is the closet beach to you.

It's fucking far 1.5 - 2 hours away maybe.

Are you now a germaphobe due to Covid 19?

 

[billg1421]

It's fucking far 1.5 - 2 hours away maybe.

Are you now a germaphobe due to Covid 19?

Fuck no. Never have been, never will be.

Has this pandemic made you re-evaluate your social habits moving forward?

 

[loquere]

Fuck no. Never have been, never will be.

Has this pandemic made you re-evaluate your social habits moving forward?

Yes, I almost bought a hazmat suit off Amazon.

What's your favourite desert? name one.

 

[billg1421]

Yes, I almost bought a hazmat suit off Amazon.

What's your favourite desert? name one.

Warm apple pie a la fucking mode (vanilla ice cream)

Yours?


*Amended to replace that with Italian Fruit Cake with real cream frosting....fucking heavenly.

 

[loquere]

Warm apple pie a la fucking mode (vanilla ice cream)

Yours?

Strawberry cheesecake is what I fucking like.

If you were to kill a beloved major character, in a Literotica story, how'd you do it?

 

[billg1421]

Strawberry cheesecake is what I fucking like.

If you were to kill a beloved major character, in a Literotica story, how'd you do it?

Interesting fucking question....

Male or female character?

 

[loquere]

Interesting fucking question....

Male or female character?

It's up to you. Does it make a difference? I'm actually curious why you asked that. This question was fuelled by my boredom there is no story, nothing to it just pure boredom & I can't keep filling my boredom with Uber eats lol.

 

[billg1421]

It's up to you. Does it make a difference? I'm actually curious why you asked that. This question was fuelled by my boredom there is no story, nothing to it just pure boredom & I can't keep filling my boredom with Uber eats lol.

Lol. It just seemed so specific.....

Anyway - Guess my writer's instinct kicked in trying to create backstory and motive and the such.....

Male character would be fucking ******


I'm really not a fucking creep. Just creative.

Have you ever read an erotic story where a character was murdered?

 

[loquere]

Lol. It just seemed so specific.....

Anyway - Guess my writer's instinct kicked in trying to create backstory and motive and the such.....

Male character would be fucking "Bobbitted"
Female would suffer "accidental asphyxiation" during rough sex.

I'm really not a fucking creep. Just creative.

Have you ever read an erotic story where a character was murdered?

JESUS! That was fucked up, I didn't mean erotic murders, that was graphic. I had to google the first style of murder. Yes I've read an erotic story on here where the woman in a green dress turned into a snake mid sex & just swallowed all of him, killing him...

What's your favourite colour?

 

[chame1eon]

JESUS! That was fucked up, I didn't mean erotic murders, that was graphic. I had to google the first style of murder. Yes I've read an erotic story on here where the woman in a green dress turned into a snake mid sex & just swallowed all of him, killing him...

What's your favourite colour?

Lol fucking plot twist. Mine is red.

Do colors and music evoke strong emotional reactions in you?

 

[billg1421]

Lol fucking plot twist. Mine is red.

Do colors and music evoke strong emotional reactions in you?

Music definiely....colors not so fucking much.


Ever written any songs i.e. lyrics or music?

 

[loquere]

Music definiely....colors not so fucking much.


Ever written any songs i.e. lyrics or music?

Fuck No, I'm not musical.

You win 50 thousand dollars. What do you do with it?

 

[billg1421]

Fuck No, I'm not musical.

You win 50 thousand dollars. What do you do with it?

Put half aside for my kids.
Pay off stuff and take a fucking solo vacation!

You find $800 in blank money orders in shopping cart. Do you keep it or turn it in?

 

[chame1eon]

Put half aside for my kids.
Pay off stuff and take a fucking solo vacation!

You find $800 in blank money orders in shopping cart. Do you keep it or turn it in?

Could never fucking keep it.

Do you have pets?