Answer the FUCK-ing question

[loquere]

Fuck, for the most part I am. My young coworkers will say "do that magic you do" when we have to figure out sale percent prices. I always laugh and say "it isn't magic, it's math".

What do you look forward to doing when this is all over?

Fuck, that's what I look forward to.

Have you ever killed an animal?

 

[Gamine67]

Fuck, that's what I look forward to.

Have you ever killed an animal?

More than one bird has bounced off my fucking windshield (They should wear helmets) and probably a lot of furry things have gone under the tires without notice but no, not intentionally if that’s the inference.

How many weeks to the gallon does your car get these days?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

More than one bird has bounced off my fucking windshield (They should wear helmets) and probably a lot of furry things have gone under the tires without notice but no, not intentionally if that’s the inference.

How many weeks to the gallon does your car get these days?

I filled my fucking tank last week for the first time since the first fucking week of March.

What do you miss about life before the internet? (if you're old enough to remember such a time)

 

[billg1421]

I filled my fucking tank last week for the first time since the first fucking week of March.

What do you miss about life before the internet? (if you're old enough to remember such a time)

I would have to say hand-writing letters to people. Seems like a lost fucking art.

Same question. Good one.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I would have to say hand-writing letters to people. Seems like a lost fucking art.

Same question. Good one.

The fucking uninterrupted quiet, stillness and serenity of a summer, country day.

When and why was the last time you left home without your phone?

 

[Gamine67]

The fucking uninterrupted quiet, stillness and serenity of a summer, country day.

When and why was the last time you left home without your phone?

When I only had a pager and a bag of fucking quarters. Why? Because I only had a pager!

Was your first cell phone purchased by you or provided by your employer?

 

[DeckardNYC]

When I only had a pager and a bag of fucking quarters. Why? Because I only had a pager!

Was your first cell phone purchased by you or provided by your employer?

I purchased those fuckers myself.

Did you have one of those early cell phone the size of a briefcase?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I purchased those fuckers myself.

Did you have one of those early cell phone the size of a briefcase?

No fuckin' way. Did you remember your old landline?

 

[Gamine67]

No fuckin' way. Did you remember your old landline?

Vaguely but I do recall it was black and a lot fucking larger than what’s in my hand today

What was your worse accidental super glue experience?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Vaguely but I do recall it was black and a lot fucking larger than what’s in my hand today

What was your worse accidental super glue experience?

Fucking usual glued my finger to something. Just pulled that fucker right off!!!!

Do you have a land line in your residence now, and if not how long has it been since you had a land line?

 

[asianmom42]

Fucking usual glued my finger to something. Just pulled that fucker right off!!!!

Do you have a land line in your residence now, and if not how long has it been since you had a land line?

Yep, have to have a fucking landline so that the alarm system works as designed supposedly if the power goes out...

What the fuck are you doing this evening?

 

[deliverer]

Yep, have to have a fucking landline so that the alarm system works as designed supposedly if the power goes out...

What the fuck are you doing this evening?

I’ll be fucking wishing I were with you.....

Have you ever fucking wished something that came true?

 

[asianmom42]

I’ll be fucking wishing I were with you.....

Have you ever fucking wished something that came true?

lots of things


Is it time to stop fucking working yet?

 

[Lastingimpressions]

lots of things


Is it time to stop fucking working yet?

Still an hour and a fucking half to go.

What the fuck is the weather over there?

 

[asianmom42]

Still an hour and a fucking half to go.

What the fuck is the weather over there?

It's fucking nice today actually

Who thought up this fucking thread?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Still an hour and a fucking half to go.

What the fuck is the weather over there?

Man, it's fucking hot!!! Fucking glorious!!

Would you go to a beach?

 

[asianmom42]

Man, it's fucking hot!!! Fucking glorious!!

Would you go to a beach?

No fucking way. You can't sit and sunbathe..you have to keep moving. I'll fucking pass and just netflix my way through

Same question..would you end up in NJ?

 

[DeckardNYC]

No fucking way. You can't sit and sunbathe..you have to keep moving. I'll fucking pass and just netflix my way through

Same question..would you end up in NJ?

Ha! Fucking Jersey beaches are great, and I will fucking be there this summer for some good times. Also Hamptons, North Fork, maybe head further south for a day trip or two.

Where's the party tonight?

 

[asianmom42]

Ha! Fucking Jersey beaches are great, and I will fucking be there this summer for some good times. Also Hamptons, North Fork, maybe head further south for a day trip or two.

Where's the party tonight?

Well, I was going to say in my fucking panties..but that would just be fucking slutty.

Whats the drink of the night?

 

[deliverer]

Well, I was going to say in my fucking panties..but that would just be fucking slutty.

Whats the drink of the night?

I was going to say your panties, but that would be just fucking rude....

What’s fucking smoking tonight....?

 

[loquere]

I was going to say your panties, but that would be just fucking rude....

What’s fucking smoking tonight....?

A bit of sexting that is all that's fucking going on.

~Same question

 

[DeckardNYC]

A bit of sexting that is all that's fucking going on.

~Same question

No fucking smokin', little gummy maybe.

Do you appreciate springsteen when under the influence?

 

[Gamine67]

No fucking smokin', little gummy maybe.

Do you appreciate springsteen when under the influence?

No fucking way! If I’m under the influence I’m a hair's breadth from falling asleep Zzzzzzzz.


What time do you usually fall asleep?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No fucking way! If I’m under the influence I’m a hair's breadth from falling asleep Zzzzzzzz.


What time do you usually fall asleep?

Whatever time my fucking kids let me.

What keeps you up at night?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Whatever time my fucking kids let me.

What keeps you up at night?

Lots of fucking things, work, economy, snoring.

Dogs or cats?