Anal

[Freya]

She could chip a tooth...or lose an eye.

With either of those.

And the whole "Cum eating away at your stomach lining" thing.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

She could chip a tooth...or lose an eye.

With either of those.

And that's not even covering the bullet vibe...

 

[SimplySouthern]

And that's not even covering the bullet vibe...

I think that's what the gerbil was in there after.

Stomach cancer, Freya...say no more.

 

[Cleopatra]

She could chip a tooth...or lose an eye.

With either of those.

Not to mention the electrocution, the rashes, the cancers (of course), the blindness, paralysis, and possible death.


But there's only a small chance of those.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Do you get mouth cancer from oral? Or is that only if you are sucking a cock that's been in an ass cancer ass?

 

[Freya]

Not to mention the electrocution, the rashes, the cancers (of course) the blindness, paralysis, and possible death.


But there's only a small chance of those.

The paralysis is especially scary.

Thankfully I maintained feeling in one half of my vagina.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

The paralysis is especially scary.

Thankfully I maintained feeling in one half of my vagina.

That's still a lot o' vagina.

 

[Cleopatra]

The paralysis is especially scary.

Thankfully I maintained feeling in one half of my vagina.

You're a survivor, baby.

Which color ribbon is that?

 

[Freya]

You're a survivor, baby.

Which color ribbon is that?

Red. Well, part of the month anyways.


BnB, how was I to know that waterproof sex toys stretch your tweeter to 3 times its regular size? I can't believe you would make fun of me after that traumatic experience.

 

[SimplySouthern]

The paralysis is especially scary.

Thankfully I maintained feeling in one half of my vagina.

Dare we ask which half?

 

[Freya]

Dare we ask which half?

The back. But it's all deformed from my hideously stretched out ass anyways.

 

[Cleopatra]

Thanks to this thread and the posters within, I need a shower now.

Night, you evil things.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I just want to say, Y'all are freaking me out.

 

[littleroundman]

Educate yourself, the 'net is full of legit instructional sites.

http://www.analsexyes.com/

and the definitive:

http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/analrule.html

 

[SimplySouthern]

Educate yourself, the 'net is full of legit instructional sites.

http://www.analsexyes.com/

and the definitive:

http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/analrule.html

You, sir, are a little round killjoy.

Kindly bugger off.

 

[Freya]

Educate yourself, the 'net is full of legit instructional sites.

http://www.analsexyes.com/

and the definitive:

http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/analrule.html

Errr, Lit is a legit instructional site. Chock full of helpful advice, from recognized experts in the fields.

BnB has her Masters in Hair Teasing 101, as well as a doctorate in Bouffant Styling.

SS knows everything there is to know about "safety issues with choke collars and other harnessing tools for the man in your life".

I, along with my greek loving friend Morgy are the in-house experts on plumbing the depths (and widths) of your anus. As well as having first hand experience in the dangers of battery operated sexual devices.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

-chuckle-


Iadore these women.

 

[SimplySouthern]

My rampantly homosexual roommate is laughing his ass off at this thread.

Of course, it's an ass chock full 'o ass cancer, so what real difference does it make.

As a matter of fact, his whole asshole fell out the other day. Talk about blowing a gasket.....an O-ring even.

Freya, I'm also starting to lead new classes on auto-erotic asphyxiation, just to expand our repertoire and appeal to new Litsters. I think we should all do our part and learn something new.

 

[hogjack]

After reading this thread I've decided to have my body sealed with a few coatings of polyeurethene.

 

[SimplySouthern]

After reading this thread I've decided to have my body sealed with a few coatings of polyeurethene.

What about skin cancer?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

What about skin cancer?

I have that covered, I tan enough for all of Lit.

 

[hogjack]

What about skin cancer?

If I can hold out for 20 years I'll just transfer my consciousness into a cybornetic body.

If I can't hold out that long, I'm pretty much fucked.

 

[Freya]

This is the best anal thread EVER.



The gayness hormone swims inside a little pouch just underneath the sphincter. So when your ass falls out, you're no longer gay.

Go find him a woman, STAT!

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm pretty much fucked.

Not in the ass, I hope. Have you heard about the dangers?

Don't be a Freya!

 

[hogjack]

This is the best anal thread EVER.

It certainly has some penetrating ideas.