Anal

[Vilac]

I think the best policy is just to remember at all times:

SEX = DEATH

This sums it up rather nicely.

Good job!

 

[Freya]

I simply can't believe you people. N

ot a single one of you mentioned OPBU (optical pressure build up).

During anal sex, air is often forced up the rectum by the repeated thrusting, especially if the penis (or other object) is completely withdrawn and then thrust back into the anus.

This air builds up and can cause severe pressure behind the eyes which can lead to blindness. However, this danger can be averted through the use of OPDT (optical pressure reduction techniques) by stretching the eye socket so the air can escape.

Note: escaping air may be quite pungent due to it being ass-air.

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Athlete-Athene/6731/photo/the_big-eyes.jpg

Thank god someone with sense finally came back into this thread.


To all you "Just the facts" people...go away and find your anal thread to play in.



You know...I haven't seen BnB since last night. I hope she didn't try to get too close to me.

 

[Guest]

I hate you.

I hope you get ass-cancer.



Ok..not really, but you did ruin my fun.

Hey now... I did apologize for sticking in a serious note about this subject...

 

[Vilac]

Hey now... I did apologize for sticking in a serious note about this subject...

Well...everyone around here knows that the GB is NOT for serious discussion.

If you want that...you go to the "How To Cafe", dammit!



Fine....I hope you don't get ass-cancer...but I do hope you have a nasty bout of hemmorroids or maybe even a few really painful papercuts.

....on your genitals. Is that better?!

 

[zipman]

And you do NOT want that pungent ass-air shooting out of your eyeballs. Trust me on this one.

That explains the sunglasses.

You're so damn considerate!

 

[Guest]

Well...everyone around here knows that the GB is NOT for serious discussion.

If you want that...you go to the "How To Cafe", dammit!



Fine....I hope you don't get ass-cancer...but I do hope you have a nasty bout of hemmorroids or maybe even a few really painful papercuts.

....on your genitals. Is that better?!

Oh goody. Can I pour on some lemon juice also? Pleeeeeeease...

 

[Vilac]

Oh goody. Can I pour on some lemon juice also? Pleeeeeeease...

No! This isn't the BDSM board.

...something tells me you need a map or sumptin'.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This sums it up rather nicely.

Good job!

Everyone was just beating around the bush. Someone had to warn the poor girl.

It's like my grandma used to always tell me: Live long, don't fuck, leave a good-looking asshole.

 

[Freya]

Everyone was just beating around the bush. Someone had to warn the poor girl.

It's like my grandma used to always tell me: Live long, don't fuck, leave a good-looking asshole.

Boy, I wish I had a grandma like that.

 

[Vilac]

It's like my grandma used to always tell me: Live long, don't fuck, leave a good-looking asshole.

This is the very reason that I've refused to take a crap since 1998. I don't want to stretch that puppy out.

 

[Guest]

No! This isn't the BDSM board.

...something tells me you need a map or sumptin'.

They booted me also. They said I was sick.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This is the very reason that I've refused to take a crap since 1998. I don't want to stretch that puppy out.

Nothing smaller than your elbow should ever be stuck in your ears or asshole, as granny used to say.

God, I still remember her slapping the lard on her fist and forearm that one day she showed me why. . .

 

[Guest]

Nothing smaller than your elbow should ever be stuck in your ears or asshole, as granny used to say.

God, I still remember her slapping the lard on her fist and forearm that one day she showed me why. . .

LMAO

 

[Calamity Jane]

But...but...I don't have my CDL! Just a driving permit!

Buckle up. Err...nevermind. No seatbelts on a bus.

Yeah, but if I was driving, we'd never get there!

 

[Agent99]

Ok. Let's cut the crap.

If you cut the crap, it's called an Assectomy.

I don't think that's covered by insurance. So you get fucked in the ass twice.

 

[Cleopatra]

If you cut the crap, it's called an Assectomy.

Asses falling out again?

And it comes back full circle...

 

[Vilac]

Yeah, but if I was driving, we'd never get there!

Amen, sister!

I think I'd rather have Ray Charles driving me around.....even after he's had 8 shots of Jager....before I go through another ordeal of you chauffeuring me around town again.

Mercy.

 

[Vilac]

And it comes back full circle...

"I'm Henery the VIII I am.......Henery the VIII I am, I am......"


Second verse.....same as the first!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

If you cut the crap, it's called an Assectomy.

I don't think that's covered by insurance. So you get fucked in the ass twice.

I thought cutting the crap, crap-disection, would be part of shitology while the assectomy would be part of assology. I'm a junior assologist, I'll double check this...

 

[Calamity Jane]

Amen, sister!

I think I'd rather have Ray Charles driving me around.....even after he's had 8 shots of Jager....before I go through another ordeal of you chauffeuring me around town again.

Mercy.

In my defense, I was being fumigated at the time.

Just don't ever ask the professor about his tour of downtown KC.

 

[Vilac]

I miss this thread.

Really. I seriously do.

COME BACK JEN! Gawd...it's just not the same without you!

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I miss this thread.

Really. I seriously do.

COME BACK JEN! Gawd...it's just not the same without you!

This thread was the most fun I've had on the GB in a long long time.

I say we keep it.

 

[Vilac]

This thread was the most fun I've had on the GB in a long long time.

I say we keep it.

I only have 1/3rd of one vote...but I say keep it as well!

 

[Freya]

I only have 1/3rd of one vote...but I say keep it as well!

Who gave you that much?

Gee, you'll be thinking you're important soon.

 

[Cleopatra]

Who gave you that much?

Gee, you'll be thinking you're important soon.

There will be *no* living with him then.

Luckily his head can't swell too much in it's present position.