Anal

[headstrong69]

i was simply giving her advice, in case she decided to reconsider trying it, or for anyone else who finds this thread and would like to try it.

pretty much everyone else i saw post seemed to be trying to scare her, or were completely uneducated on this matter.

i have no idea where this potential blindnessthing came up, but it's a very stupid idea.

personally, i don't see how it's your concern, wether or not i wish to give her advice.

 

[hogjack]

i have no idea where this potential blindnessthing came up, but it's a very stupid idea.

There seems to be scientific evidence supporting this rather unlikely but possible result of anal boning. It's described at some length further back in this thread.

Everyone who is involved in (or considering, as is Jen) this particular sexual act should - minimally - be aware of potential consequences. That way an individual can either take proper precaution OR make an informed decision.

 

[Calamity Jane]

There seems to be scientific evidence supporting this rather unlikely but possible result of anal boning. It's described at some length further back in this thread.

Everyone who is involved in (or considering, as is Jen) this particular sexual act should - minimally - be aware of potential consequences. That way an individual can either take proper precaution OR make an informed decision.

Don't waste your breath. Some people are so caught up in their ass lust that they refuse to see the potential consequences of their actions until it's too late to save their ass.

 

[hogjack]

Don't waste your breath. Some people are so caught up in their ass lust that they refuse to see the potential consequences of their actions until it's too late to save their ass.

Ass lust is almost irresistable.

I attended a local Anal Anonymous group for two years, thought I had finally conquered the obsession, and just stopped going to meetings. Quit cold turkey.

Ah, but two months later...well, you can just guess what happened.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ass lust is almost irresistable.

I attended a local Anal Anonymous group for two years, thought I had finally conquered the obsession, and just stopped going to meetings. Quit cold turkey.

Ah, but two months later...well, you can just guess what happened.

You assfucked your sponsor, didn't you?

It's not your fault you know, your higher power failed you.

Try again, no matter what Lasher's sigline says.

 

[hogjack]

You assfucked your sponsor, didn't you?

It's not your fault you know, your higher power failed you.

Try again, no matter what Lasher's sigline says.

I porked that sponsor bastard. Oh, I TRIED to resist. I used every technique they tought. And some of my own, too (I'll never look at a rubber-band the same way again).

But - no matter what I did - I HAD to have that piece of tail. I felt horrible afterwards. Just like they said I would. For a week I didn't leave my room.

Then, the sponsor calls and says, "Let's just talk this out. Really, everyone relapses. Do NOT give up!"

I finally agreed. We met again. Two hours later I'm thumping that ass like I was churning butter on a prairie farm.

 

[headstrong69]

There seems to be scientific evidence supporting this rather unlikely but possible result of anal boning. It's described at some length further back in this thread.



couldn't possibly be true
if there was a risk of blindness from anal sex, there'd be a lot of blind gay guys around, don't you think?
and there is no difference between a male rectum and a female rectum

also, what possible link is there between the rectal area and anythign having to do with sight?


i'm thinking maybe someone got blindness from anal sex from this: from what i hear, a couple stds cause blindness if untreated. this might be the source of the blindness rumor.

 

[Calamity Jane]

and there is no difference between a male rectum and a female rectum

Except the hair

 

[Thunderbear]

There is an unbelievable amount of jokes cruising at 33,000 feet today, folks, way way above the heads of the masses. Traffic jam in the sky, you might say.

 

[Thunderbear]

Except the hair

And the gay. You wouldn't want to catch the gay from a male rectum, you know.

 

[Calamity Jane]

There is an unbelievable amount of jokes cruising at 33,000 feet today, folks, way way above the heads of the masses. Traffic jam in the sky, you might say.

Wow.

And on a day when I downloaded The Jetson's theme song as a ringer for my phone.

Amazing.

 

[Thunderbear]

Wow.

And on a day when I downloaded The Jetson's theme song as a ringer for my phone.

Amazing.

Crap, that reminds me, I need to mail off the payment for my data cable, so I can ringtone with the best of them.

 

[hogjack]

There seems to be scientific evidence supporting this rather unlikely but possible result of anal boning. It's described at some length further back in this thread.

couldn't possibly be true
if there was a risk of blindness from anal sex, there'd be a lot of blind gay guys around, don't you think?
and there is no difference between a male rectum and a female rectum

also, what possible link is there between the rectal area and anythign having to do with sight?

i'm thinking maybe someone got blindness from anal sex from this: from what i hear, a couple stds cause blindness if untreated. this might be the source of the blindness rumor.

You've made me reconsider this. It made so much sense the first time I read it. Hell, I set up an appointment with my optometrist immediately -- just to play it safe.

But now it's just so obvious: there is no way there is a verifiable relationship between an anal thumping and a condition causing loss of sight. It just is not logical! There would be an outbreak of blindness, for gosh sakes.

 

[Cleopatra]

I porked that sponsor bastard. Oh, I TRIED to resist. I used every technique they tought. And some of my own, too (I'll never look at a rubber-band the same way again).

But - no matter what I did - I HAD to have that piece of tail. I felt horrible afterwards. Just like they said I would. For a week I didn't leave my room.

Then, the sponsor calls and says, "Let's just talk this out. Really, everyone relapses. Do NOT give up!"

I finally agreed. We met again. Two hours later I'm thumping that ass like I was churning butter on a prairie farm.

Don't beat yourself up about it.

It's another side effect.


Evil, EVIL anal.

*sigh*

 

[hogjack]

Don't beat yourself up about it.

It's another side effect.

Evil, EVIL anal.

*sigh*

Thanks. It's good to know there are people who understand - though I'm sure you're not nor ever have engaged in this rather lewd behavior.

If you ever consider it --- call me. Really. We'll talk it through.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Crap, that reminds me, I need to mail off the payment for my data cable, so I can ringtone with the best of them.

I'm all about the public service announcements.

Unless 'ringtone' is a clever euphemism for anal sex, and then SHAME ON YOU!

 

[Thunderbear]

I'm all about the public service announcements.

Unless 'ringtone' is a clever euphemism for anal sex, and then SHAME ON YOU!

Balls, was I that transparent? -hand dramatically to forehead-


Whatever shall I do?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Balls, was I that transparent? -hand dramatically to forehead-


Whatever shall I do?

You must do pennance. If I'm channeling the Right Reverand Vilac properly, the only proper pennance is ... having anal sex.

Ironic, I know, but the man is a law unto himself.

 

[hogjack]

Ironic, I know, but the man is a law unto himself.

However, even he knows not to bend down to pick up a dropped gavel.

 

[Calamity Jane]

However, even he knows not to bend down to pick up a dropped gavel.

Not without the cancer blocking lube that Cleo whipped up in the lab last night, anyway.

 

[Cleopatra]

Thanks. It's good to know there are people who understand - though I'm sure you're not nor ever have engaged in this rather lewd behavior.

If you ever consider it --- call me. Really. We'll talk it through.

Are you sure? I may need several hours of...counselling.


Jane, I knew those extra hours of work would payoff.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Cleo the clever editor made this post obsolete.

 

[Cleopatra]

Please, do keep up.

Laughing....

I'm a quick edit.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Pistols at dawn?

 

[Cleopatra]

Pistols at dawn?

Pistols, water guns, long sticks...

I'm flexible.