Anal

[Freya]

There will be *no* living with him then.

Luckily his head can't swell too much in it's present position.

Umm, have you seen the current AV?

 

[Cleopatra]

Umm, have you seen the current AV?

oops.


Dammit V! You chose NOW to change it?


You know what I meant, Freya.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hands down the funniest thread in a while around here.

I wonder if Jen decided to take it up the 'ol poop shoot or not.

How could she leave us hanging like this....after al we did for her.

Fucking kids with no gratitude these days.

Why when we are all young and new to the GB you had to give out blowjobs if someone helped you....at least a tit pic.

No work ethic with these kids.

 

[Freya]

Kids today are just so rude to their elders.

 

[hogjack]

I wonder if Jen decided to take it up the 'ol poop shoot or not.

How could she leave us hanging like this....after al we did for her.

We may never know if Jen took on the backyard baton. She may not unable to type, blind from OPBU (optical pressure build up).

 

[Vilac]

oops. Dammit V! You chose NOW to change it?


You know what I meant, Freya.

Bahhhh. It's been changed for two months already!

Alright...two *days. But...it's just like her not to notice.

 

[Vilac]

How could she leave us hanging like this....after al we did for her.

Fucking kids with no gratitude these days.

I couldn't agree more.

That's the last time I hand out ass-advice.



...well, until the next time, that is.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I think a massive PM attack is in order. We want to know, dammit. We deserve to know.

 

[Freya]

Bahhhh. It's been changed for two months already!

Alright...two *days. But...it's just like her not to notice.

I haven't talked to you in two days, doofus.


So you want to give me some anal? Advice, that is.

 

[Vilac]

I haven't talked to you in two days, doofus.


So you want to give me some anal? Advice, that is.

Well...if all you want is advice....

...don't skimp on the lube. Whether that's WD-40, SAE 30, or Crisco.

 

[Freya]

OK, how about if I don't want advice?

 

[Vilac]

OK, how about if I don't want advice?

Then you're destined to get ass-cancer.

Or....the refrigerator you have stuck up there will defrost. One of the two.

 

[Freya]

Or....the refrigerator you have stuck up there will defrost.

Nah, it's too close to my heart.

 

[Cleopatra]

Bahhhh. It's been changed for two months already!

Alright...two *days. But...it's just like her not to notice.

I'm sorry, V, but whenever I think of you, I think of the incredible guy with his head up his ass.

Appropriate that you were giving ass advice, now that I think about it.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

no i didnt leave you all hanging

i have been busy and well after reading all the wonderful *cough cough* (bullshit) information you people gave me it did not make much of a diffrence. i guess since i needed to ask it wasnt for me and well its all good...so no guys my ass is not going to fall off and im not going to get ass cancer at least not for now who knows that the future may hold.....but thank you all anyway for your welcomed advice.

 

[Gringao]

Re: no i didnt leave you all hanging

i have been busy and well after reading all the wonderful *cough cough* (bullshit) information you people gave me it did not make much of a diffrence. i guess since i needed to ask it wasnt for me and well its all good...so no guys my ass is not going to fall off and im not going to get ass cancer at least not for now who knows that the future may hold.....but thank you all anyway for your welcomed advice.

You got a raw deal here, Jen.

If you're into it, have your b/f get you ready with licks and probes, possibly a small, smooth toy. Use plenty of lube. If it feels good, let him put his cock into you...slowly.

Sex is all about fun, so it it's not, stop and do something that is. It's that simple.

 

[Vilac]

I'm sorry, V, but whenever I think of you, I think of the incredible guy with his head up his ass.

Appropriate that you were giving ass advice, now that I think about it.

"When life gives you lemons..." and all of that.

 

[Freya]

This AV suits too.

 

[Vilac]

Re: no i didnt leave you all hanging

...so no guys my ass is not going to fall off and im not going to get ass cancer at least not for now

I wouldn't be so sure.

Are you saying your ass is immune to cancer? Or...that your ass holds the cure for cancer? Because...in that case...to hell with Chemo, we should line up cancer sufferers behind you and let 'em rip.


You could be the next new "Betty Ford". Maybe even start the "JollyRancherJen Cancer-Survival Clinic" or something.

It could work.

 

[Vilac]

This AV suits too.

As yours does you...although I'm getting a very "Green Pubic Hair" vibe from you now.

It's spooking me, I've got to tell you.

 

[Freya]

As yours does you...although I'm getting a very "Green Pubic Hair" vibe from you now.

It's spooking me, I've got to tell you.

Tastes like peppermint.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Re: Re: no i didnt leave you all hanging

I wouldn't be so sure.

Are you saying your ass is immune to cancer? Or...that your ass holds the cure for cancer? Because...in that case...to hell with Chemo, we should line up cancer sufferers behind you and let 'em rip.


You could be the next new "Betty Ford". Maybe even start the "JollyRancherJen Cancer-Survival Clinic" or something.

It could work.

hummm jollyrancherjen cancer survival clinc does have a nice ring to it don't you think?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Re: Re: Re: no i didnt leave you all hanging

hummm jollyrancherjen cancer survival clinc does have a nice ring to it don't you think?

We'll make you jolly....and that's no load of shit.

 

[headstrong69]

hello there

i know quite a bit about anal


these people have just been giving you a hard time
with proper preperation, anal can be painless, and for those who enjoy it, very fun

before anything else, i would like to note: you don't get cancer from anal sex, that is nothing but a rumor, an urban legend.
also, you don't get incontinence from anal sex, not from just a penis and fingers


first of all, it's best to start anal about an hour after a bowel movement, and you should make sure the rectum's clear. it's easy enough to find the techniques for cleaning it, online, or i can tell you on here if you'd like

also, you should stretch it out for a while before actually trying anal sex. fingering it, adding fingers when you're ready, works well. anal only hurts when the sphincter is stretched too quickly.

and of course, don't forget lube. a water-based lube works best, and won't harm condoms, if you wish to use them. make sure lube is used liberally.

there is the issue of smell, but i've never had a problem with it. i think that happens when people are too close to bowel movement, and it gets squeezed around. same thing with mess. btw, anal should never be attempted when you have diarrhea.

if you do decide to try it, make sure it's done slowly and carefully, at least at first. rushing only causes trouble, and can ruin your impressions of it. i find anal to be very enjoyable, myself.

as long as you follow my directions, you shouldn't have any problem. feel free to ask me questions.

 

[hogjack]

I thought Jen had already decided not to 'take it in da backside'?

There were concerns about cancer and potential blindness. And that she would walk sorta crooked for at least a week.