Anal

[Freya]

I didnt know that it was so difficult for women after having anal sex. clearly, i was blind to the horrors of having a gaping rectum. I thought that it only affected men. You know, the sudden explosion of back hair that happens the next day. I guess anal sex is bad.

Oh, the back hair. Yes, that was bad.

Wait! You said only men? Then what was all that...

Never mind, no back hair to see here folks. Keep moving!



CJ, and people wonder why I don't cook.

 

[Simply Me]

Ok Vilac, you are killing me here!

 

[Vampiric_Mirage]

What I want to know is how many people are preaching that no one should have anal sex because it may cause cancer while they are smoking a cigarette?...

For the record though, the first time I was asked I said hell no. But when the right partner came along a few years later I agreed, and I Never regretted it. Yes, I was tender for a few hours after normally, but otherwise it was all good. Very, very good. Lol, then again he was damn good at almost everything he did, damn him. So, maybe it depends on the situation and the partner.

Anal sex, a shower & someone who you either really love or are physically addicted to...trust me, it can be a truly a earth shattering combination.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I wanna know if the gerbil had ass cancer...cause that's pertinent.

 

[SimplySouthern]

We're all going to hell.

Vilac's driving the bus.

 

[Freya]

I wanna know if the gerbil had ass cancer...cause that's pertinent.

Oh for sure. It's contagious, yanno.

 

[Cleopatra]

I wanna know if the gerbil had ass cancer...cause that's pertinent.

I'm sure he'll be tested, if the cat doesn't finish him off first.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I'm sure he'll be tested, if the cat doesn't finish him off first.

If the cat eats the gerbil, does the cat get mouth cancer or ass cancer?

 

[Freya]

If the cat eats the gerbil, does the cat get mouth cancer or ass cancer?

Depends where the pop can is.

 

[Cleopatra]

If the cat eats the gerbil, does the cat get mouth cancer or ass cancer?

Stomach cancer.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Maybe the gerbil drank the soda.

 

[Freya]

Maybe the gerbil drank the soda.

That's a side benefit to anal. You can feed all the animals in one place, at one time.

The kitty litter can be an issue though.

 

[Cleopatra]

Depends where the pop can is.

And the butt plug.

Freya, your ass is sounding more and more like a National Geographic issue.

Have you considered seeing someone about excavation?

 

[HeavyStick]

If she farts, will everyone in the room get second-hand ass cancer?

 

[SimplySouthern]

If the cat eats the gerbil, does the cat get mouth cancer or ass cancer?

All I know is this: Freya's ass is fucked. For real, yo.

Ass cancer is no laughing matter, Freya.

Have that seen about ASAP.

What if she has anal sex with someone else while she has that ass cancer? Can they get penile cancer?

 

[Freya]

If she farts, will everyone in the room get second-hand ass cancer?

Nasal cancer.


Cleo they brought over some heavy machinery one day. I'm not really sure what happened to them.

 

[Cleopatra]

What if she has anal sex with someone else while she has that ass cancer? Can they get penile cancer?

SS, haven't you listened at all?

Anal sex is BAD.

I'm sure Freya's learned her painful lesson.

 

[Cleopatra]

Cleo they brought over some heavy machinery one day. I'm not really sure what happened to them.

*shaking my head*

And the heavy-duty chains didn't help?

 

[Freya]

*shaking my head*

And the heavy-duty chains didn't help?

Only when I get constipated.

 

[Cleopatra]

Only when I get constipated.

You're a living warning to the dangers of anal sex, Freya.

You, and your ass, should go on tour. PSA'a and the like.

 

[Simply Me]

Ok, that's it. I'm not clicking on this thread anymore. My husband is going to wonder what I'm giggling about in bed now.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Freya is the anti-anal poster child.

You could get ass cancer and swallow your roommate. Just look at poor Freya here.

I suppose we've answered all Jen's questions.

I wonder if she wants to ask us about oral or anything.

Really, we're here to help.

 

[Mia62]

My husband is going to wonder what I'm giggling about in bed now.

I could give him a few reasons.

 

[Freya]

I wonder if she wants to ask us about oral or anything.

Really, we're here to help.

We really need to warn her of the dangers of oral.

And vibrators.

 

[SimplySouthern]

We really need to warn her of the dangers of oral.

And vibrators.

She could chip a tooth...or lose an eye.

With either of those.