Anal

[Vilac]

Maybe she'd like a Dirty Sanchez.

If her boyfriend really wants her to enjoy the full anal experience....this simply *MUST be done!

Then...she should go kiss daddy on the cheek afterwards.




...and then maybe pray.

 

[Calamity Jane]

It's always nice to meet someone who isn't scared to admit they have their head up their ass. LOL.

You have no idea.

Jolly ~ You asked for advice. It's not our fault you don't like what you're hearing.

 

[Vilac]

You have no idea.

HEY!

 

[Freya]

I had anal sex once.

Three days later my cat vanished, and I've never seen her since.

But you know, every once in a while, I get this weird scratchy feeling in my ass. What do you think it might be?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I had anal sex once.

Three days later my cat vanished, and I've never seen her since.

But you know, every once in a while, I get this weird scratchy feeling in my ass. What do you think it might be?

Cancer. Cuz in the movies, it's never 'just the cat'.

 

[HeavyStick]

If her boyfriend really wants her to enjoy the full anal experience....this simply *MUST be done!

Then...she should go kiss daddy on the cheek afterwards.




...and then maybe pray.

Let's write out her evening:

Anal Sex
Dirty Sanchez
Donkey Punch

 

[Vilac]

I had anal sex once.

Three days later my cat vanished, and I've never seen her since.

But you know, every once in a while, I get this weird scratchy feeling in my ass. What do you think it might be?

CANCER!

...and some amazingly bad luck about the whold cat thing.

I wonder if this "JollyChica" has a cat.

I'd hate to see it disappear also. Losing one's pet along with getting a terminal illness is a lot to deal with in one month.

 

[Cleopatra]

I had anal sex once.

Three days later my cat vanished, and I've never seen her since.

But you know, every once in a while, I get this weird scratchy feeling in my ass. What do you think it might be?

Probably the cat chasing the gerbil.

 

[Vilac]

Let's write out her evening:

Anal Sex
Dirty Sanchez
Donkey Punch

You forgot:

"Go pray with Dad"
and then...

"Sell the Video of the aforemention acts on Ebay"

Could be a huge money-maker, I'm guessing.

 

[HeavyStick]

Probably the cat chasing the gerbil.

*golf clap*

 

[Calamity Jane]

Could be a huge money-maker, I'm guessing.

Enough to pay for coke can removal AND chemo?

 

[Vilac]

Enough to pay for coke can removal AND chemo?

Oh Gawd no...but it'll be enough to purchase a really large bottle of lubricant for the next time she attempts the act...and still have a few loose coins to toss into the collection plate.

 

[HeavyStick]

Enough to pay for coke can removal AND chemo?

She'll get cash for recycling the can.

 

[Freya]

Probably the cat chasing the gerbil.

Now that you mention it, the hampster disappeared too.


And let me tell you...those triple extra large butt plugs do NOTHING for plugging you up after some good messy anal sex. It's now missing too.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Now that you mention it, the hampster disappeared too.


And let me tell you...those triple extra large butt plugs do NOTHING for plugging you up after some good messy anal sex. It's now missing too.

Wow. Your ass is like Mary Poppins' carpet bag.

 

[Vilac]

Now that you mention it, the hampster disappeared too.


And let me tell you...those triple extra large butt plugs do NOTHING for plugging you up after some good messy anal sex. It's now missing too.

You're supposed to tie those things off with some twine...or fishing line...and anchor them to the refrigerator or a couch or something.

Christ. Next time....be smart and ask questions on the GB before you try something new. Geesh!

 

[Cleopatra]

Now that you mention it, the hamster disappeared too.


And let me tell you...those triple extra large butt plugs do NOTHING for plugging you up after some good messy anal sex. It's now missing too.

Jesus, Freya, you should be more careful.

Missing anything else from around the house/yard?

 

[Freya]

Jesus, Freya, you should be more careful.

Missing anything else from around the house/yard?

I haven't seen my roommate since June.


Maybe I should have tied her to the fridge.

 

[Gringao]

This poor girl.

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

 

[funspirit]

I haven't seen my roommate since June.


Maybe I should have tied her to the fridge.

Next time look before you sit.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Next time look before you sit.

When do you suppose the last time she saw her fridge was?

 

[restlessnights]

I'm decidely less innocent now than I was before I read the thread.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm decidely less innocent now than I was before I read the thread.

You up for a Dirty Sanchez?

 

[funspirit]

When do you suppose the last time she saw her fridge was?

I didnt know that it was so difficult for women after having anal sex. clearly, i was blind to the horrors of having a gaping rectum. I thought that it only affected men. You know, the sudden explosion of back hair that happens the next day. I guess anal sex is bad.

 

[Cleopatra]

I thought that it only affected men. You know, the sudden explosion of back hair that happens the next day.

Ah - I almost forgot that. Scary stuff.


It's like drugs, people. Just Don't Do It.