Anal Sex, Scat, BDSM, Golden Showers, Lesbian Love, the Troll is Back
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KillerMuffin
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You bait and switch hitter!
So.
Ya naked? I'm drawn to that.
So.
Ya naked? I'm drawn to that.
plasticman33
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Great idea Lavender, now my rubber neck is all knotted up
KillerMuffin
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Upload thread? People actual post naked pictures of themselves around here? Where!?!?
KillerMuffin
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That explains it. I have that particular {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} on ignore.
I think I'd prefer imagination to the real thing anyway. You look just like Dolph Lundgren, lavy.
I hope you're not insulted, but he gets my knickers in a twist.
I think I'd prefer imagination to the real thing anyway. You look just like Dolph Lundgren, lavy.
I hope you're not insulted, but he gets my knickers in a twist.
cymbidia
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i am le rubbernecker...
... not to be confused with le rubber wearer, of course.
Seriously, i look cuz i just want a peek at some good kink. Well, maybe some good kink. Maybe it'll look like fun, you know, insipre me... give me ideas... new things to try... new ways to have a Good Time. After all, girls just wanna have fun.
Mostly, though, it's just the SOS.
Where are all the really twisted perverts? Aren't we supposed to have any here? Can't we even count on our troll population, for god's sakes, to come up with really disgusting sexual stuff?
And Lavy, darlin'? I object to you sticking BDSM next to scat. The former is respectable and normal (pretty much) while the latter is, well, just plain gross.
... not to be confused with le rubber wearer, of course.
Seriously, i look cuz i just want a peek at some good kink. Well, maybe some good kink. Maybe it'll look like fun, you know, insipre me... give me ideas... new things to try... new ways to have a Good Time. After all, girls just wanna have fun.
Mostly, though, it's just the SOS.
Where are all the really twisted perverts? Aren't we supposed to have any here? Can't we even count on our troll population, for god's sakes, to come up with really disgusting sexual stuff?
And Lavy, darlin'? I object to you sticking BDSM next to scat. The former is respectable and normal (pretty much) while the latter is, well, just plain gross.
KillerMuffin
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nasty would totally disagree with you two. Such kink snobs you are. We can accept BDSM, we can accept scat.
Um. Anyone bring lysol?
Um. Anyone bring lysol?
cymbidia
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I can accept (and embrace and need) BDSM.
You can accept scat play.
Yuck!
Ptooey!
While i'll defend anyone's right to consensual kinky play, it doesn't mean i think it's all just peachy keen, either. Even the idea of scat play grosses me out.
You can accept scat play.
Yuck!
Ptooey!
While i'll defend anyone's right to consensual kinky play, it doesn't mean i think it's all just peachy keen, either. Even the idea of scat play grosses me out.
Dhalgren
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Interesting how we can say our own kinks/fetishes are normal and someone else's are just YUCKY.
Humans are funny..
My mom would say putting needles slowly and painfully into a lover's body or slicing someone's skin with a scapel is just plain *disgusting* and certainly not anyway near what constitutes as "normal."
It's all relative I guess..
Humans are funny..
My mom would say putting needles slowly and painfully into a lover's body or slicing someone's skin with a scapel is just plain *disgusting* and certainly not anyway near what constitutes as "normal."
It's all relative I guess..
Never
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lavender:
My theory is crashing and burning.
I'm not drawn to nudity of people on the board. I think I've been to the upload thread 3 times.
Let me stick to the sociology hun..
However, since I'm here I'll make sure your theory doesn't crash and burn.
My theory is crashing and burning.
I'm not drawn to nudity of people on the board. I think I've been to the upload thread 3 times.
Let me stick to the sociology hun..
However, since I'm here I'll make sure your theory doesn't crash and burn.
Never
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hmm, Pardon?
*softly humming to myself*
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*softly humming to myself*
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cymbidia
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For the benefit of anyone who might need a primer:
Most of what i post is educational in some way.
Some of what i post is just for fun.
Almost none of what i post is ever harsh.
None of what i post is ever derogatory toward anyone in particular.
If you're looking for a place to dig into, you'll find it.
Otherwise, you might notice that i'm exceedingly tolerant across the board.
(Unless, of course, you're on my ass for no apparent reason.)
Most of what i post is educational in some way.
Some of what i post is just for fun.
Almost none of what i post is ever harsh.
None of what i post is ever derogatory toward anyone in particular.
If you're looking for a place to dig into, you'll find it.
Otherwise, you might notice that i'm exceedingly tolerant across the board.
(Unless, of course, you're on my ass for no apparent reason.)
Mischka
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I looked at this thread because the title made it sound like you were losing it, Lavy. Just checkin' in on you.
I will admit that I check out the more "interesting" threads, but whether that is due to morbid curiosity or because I know the best writers have posted there, I cannot say.
I will admit that I check out the more "interesting" threads, but whether that is due to morbid curiosity or because I know the best writers have posted there, I cannot say.
